Mistystar couldn't sleep so she once again logged onto Facebook.
TigerheartDovepaw Where were you last night?
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Dovepaw Why does it matter?
Tigerheart I want to know.
Ivypaw Leave her alone!
Ah, Mistystar typed in the comments box, young forbidden love. I can't wait until you two have kits that will be raised in one clan, and have no idea that they're half-clan until they're, like, warriors, and then start hating you until you die! Seriously guys, bad idea. I would know.
Graystripe Brambleclaw stole the Vorpal Sword! Just kidding, I just wanted to say it.
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Brambleclaw This is getting on my nerves.
Bluestar Toms- If I told you I was going to have your kits, what would you say? Comment it. She-cats- If you're brave enough, post this as your status and see what toms say.
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Firestar No, just, no.
Redtail "Brindleface dumped me for Whitestorm, so, what the hell."
Lionheart Idreamt this day would come! Jk.
Crookedstar Don't you have enough half-clan kits already?
Patchpelt When did that happen?
Thrushpelt *faints*
If I had to pick a step-dad out of you losers, Mistystar typed, it would be Redtail. Firestar- I thought I was having your kits? And didn't Sandstorm kill you? Redtail- Excellent reasoning. Why do you think I picked you? Lionheart- Not that funny. Crookedstar- Maybe. Patchpelt- Last night. Thrushpelt- You're a wimp.
Dustpelt iz borred
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Lionblaze You aren't an LOL Cat. Get a frikin' dictionary.
Dustpelt :P
Lionblaze Act your age.
Leafpool Mid-life crisis, maybe?
Mistystar Toms- If I told you I was going to have your kits, what would you say? Comment it. She-cats- If you're brave enough, post this as your status and see what toms say.
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Firestar "I feel like a hypocrite. I was all against Silverstream and Graystripe dating, and now I have a mate in another clan."
Dustpelt 7 kits wit ferncloud and now this cant w8
Purdy Dustpelt, what do you mean by w8? I will never understand how you youngin's speak.
Graystripe "MORE kits?" Purdy, he means "wait". And he's not young, he's stupid.
Blackclaw Not again!
Nice to see someone wants to have my kits. (That was sarcasm by the way.) Blackclaw, why am I even friends with you? Mistystar typed. She was by that time very tired and ready to sleep so she exed out and walked to her bed. She yawned and got in the covers.
A/N I didn't want to wait. I should have been posting a long time ago. I own nothing, so, yeah. Nope, not even the Vorpal Sword, I used to own a bandersnash, though. His name was Ricky. He got hit by a monster…But it's okay! 'Cuz he lived. The stupid cutter just stole him from me. I'm going to get a jabberwocky soon. Yay! What should I name him? I'm thinking Hamish or Lowell. Too old fashioned? I actually don't like that movie. 'Cuz you know, I've read the book, and I don't know… I'm playing Mathilda in the musical. Who's Mathilda? It's Margaret. Who gave the opposite advice as Mathilda.