Ah good old reviews. Very satsisfying.

ROMEOWYN: Ca va ma nouvelle amis??? Je suis francaise aussi, ce bein ci to aime ma histoire!

ANNATW: Thanks and I'm pretty sure you cant review 5 times. Which is gay.

MR PALMER: Im almost not counting yours cause i told you to review, but I will.

Dedicated to Maddie my sexy friend who has food poisoning.

PART 2:

Now...where was I? Oh yes, Jack is feeling Gwen up, hmmm how will this play out?

Gwen's blouse was almost open, when Jack spun her around so she resumed her previous position pressed up against his desk with Jack's hips pressing into her lower back.

'Has anyone ever undressed you slowly, and softly?' Jack whispered in her ear, chuckling slightly whilst kissing down her neck and back up again.

'Has anyone ever taken the time to whisper in your ear like this, giving you goosebumps?' he said in her other ear, his fingers trailing down her clavicle, and all the way down to the last few buttons, where he undid one of them and trailed his fingers back up her arms leaving goosebumps in his wake.

GWEN! SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FAINT!

I'm so relaxed, if I was going to enjoy this anymore you could just pour me into a bowl.

Please could you just say something so you seem normal. Well just a little word or something?

O MY GOD! His hands are so soft and nice.

GWEN! SNAP OUT OF IT!

Yes your right. Ok now I have to form words.

Jack bit his bottom lip to stop himself from laughing. He kept caressing her skin, running his fingers over the surface, but was quickly getting bored of it so he decided what would happen if...

'Um, uh, Jack? What about Ianto?' Gwen said ruining his fantasy. Yeah, what about Ianto???

I KNOW JACK WOULDN'T SAY THIS BUT, I LOVE GAY(-ISH) PEOPLE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PERSON, BUT I DON'T LIKE JANTO. SORRY.

'Ah, well when you put it like that-' Jack was suddenly interrupted by the flashing alarm outside his office telling him that someone had come in.

Who is that! They must be punished!

Its probably Tosh trying to get some extra work done.

Or it might be Owen completely drunk. I assume if thats who it is he will pass out soon and we won't wake him. Much.

But both of Gwen's sides were incorrect as they soon found out as the silhouette of a male, not stumbling drunkenly rounded the corner to Jack's office.

'SHIT!' Jack whispered hoarsly in her ear, shoving her briskly away and gesturing for her to hide somewhere as Ianto tapped on the door gently.

Gwen frantically looked around for a sufficent and un-lame hidding place where Ianto wouldn't find her in, and Jack was picking up any proof that she was there.

GWEN! I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

Oh yes you're so special. Shut up and hide.

Yes that would be fabulous if there was anywhere to hide.

Whatever. Look harder!

All the sudden she was grabbed and shoved into a strange blue-lighted, air-conditioned small space and then the door (where ever that was), was slammed shut behind her.

Very original Jack, you've hidden me in the secret safe.

Not that it is secret I mean even Owen could open it.

Don't be so harsh.

What I think its a brilliant idea that Jack hid me in the safe. Ianto might not know its here.

Whatever.

Devil Gwen 4, Angel Gwen 2.

Jack mentally thanked Gwen and assumed a position on his chair and pretended to be asleep as he was in conference room when there came an impatient knocking on the door and it was opened quietly by a sleepy looking Ianto.

Jack pretended to look as if he had just woken up, rubbing his eyes with the backs of his hands and yawning loudly, readjusting his suspenders, and checking his fob watch for the time.

'Jack? I didn't wake you did I?' Ianto sounded like he wanted something, and Jack hated it when people sound like they want things.

'No, no I had to get up anyway,' he said sleepily running his fingers through his hair. 'Is there any reason in particular that is essential right now, it being, almost 11:30pm?' he finished off with a yawn.

'Sorry Jack, I just got a call from my family and its important and I'm leaving fist thing tomorrow to go back home for a few weeks. Would it be okay if I took that time off?'

Why can't I hear what they are saying!?

Well maybe if you shut up then I could listen!

Yes but I still can't hear them Gwen.

Shhhh I think I can make it out if I put my head like this. Gwen tilted her head to the side and knocked over a stack of papers. Gwen immediately put her hands over her mouth and backed as far as she could into the safe.

'What was that?' Ianto said after hearing a muffled noise coming from the safe. He walked over to where the safe was, only to be spun around by Jack, and sent almost tumbling into his embrace, their lips locking for a few long moments.

'I'll really miss you,' Jack said as earnestly as he could muster without sounding fake. 'Of course I'll give you the time off. Just don't do anything drastic while you're away. Don't want you getting hurt now,' Jack emphasized his care, or lack thereof by kissing Ianto again tenderly on the lips.

'I really appreciate it Jack,' he said, his hands sliding down Jack's sides and stopping so that he was almost touching Jack's enormous hard-on. Jack pulled away as casually as he could before Ianto found what lay under his pants, holding Ianto's hands in his.

'Ok then. Don't die Ianto Jones,' he joked half-heartedly wanting to go back to teasing Gwen, currently hidden in his safe.

'Ha sure, well I would say the same to you but its kinda inevitable, and I know you'll come back to me after,' Ianto said to Jack, releasing his hands and moving toward the door.

'We'll celebrate when I get back,' he said over his shoulder. 'Don't forget to call my mobile,' he added with a wink as he left the Hub.

Oh thats so sweet.

Stop eaves dropping Gwen!

Well its sweet though you have to admit!

Whatever, I don't think its right, a man and a woman, not two men together.

You are so...annoying and selfish!

What? I want all of Jack and none of Rhys.

Well I think that you shouldn't say that. Two people have found love and thats all that matters.

Yeah but they are both blokes.

Whats wrong with that? You have to keep in mind that Jack is from the 51st century, not the 21st.

Shut up.

Just saying.

Devil Gwen 5, Angel Gwen 2.

Jack tried not to verbally agree with her, instead watching Ianto leave via the visitors exit from the balcony.

Ianto turned around as he got onto the lift, and waved. Jack tried to be romantic and blew a kiss which Ianto lamely caught and put down his pants. Jack had to laugh.

Now, he thought. Back to Gwen, unless she has suffocated in the safe...

Jack pushed the vile thought out of his mind and walked back to his office.

DO NOT FEAR FOR I AM JUST WARMING UP! NEW CHAPTER SHOULD BE UP SOON, BUT THE PARENTALS ARE GETTING SUSPICOUS AND CAN NOW ONLY WRITE FROM NOW TO THEN. I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THIS DISPLEASES ME GREATLY. DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW MINIONS.