ACT 1, Scene 4

Verona, the Capulet's house.

Enter Tybalt

Tybalt: Finally home! God, lord Capulet works me so hard!

Enter Lady Capulet.

Lady Capulet: Is that you Tybalt?

Tybalt: Yes, milady.

Lady Capulet: Good! There is someone here I would like you to meet!

Tybalt: Oh?

Lady Capulet leads Tybalt to the living room. Tybalt spots Tina.

Tybalt: Who is this?

Lady Capulet: This is Tina.

Tina: Hello!

Tybalt. Greetings, fair lady.

Lady Capulet (clears her throat): Let me rephrase that. This is Tina, your twin sister, separated from you at birth by your mother.

Tybalt: GASP!

Tina: She speaks the truth.

Lady Capulet: I shall leave you two alone now. You have much catching up to do!

Exit Lady Capulet.

Tina: So...

Tybalt: So...

Tina: This is awkward.

Tybalt: Are you really my twin sister?

Tina: Yes.

Tybalt: Oh. Cause I thought you looked kinda hot when I first saw you.

Tina: Same for me when I saw you...

Tybalt: I would totally date you, but you are my sister and all...

Tina: Actually... there's a slight chance I'm not... The people at the orphanage said that there were many people out there with the last name Capulet, but she directed me to you, because your family is the most well-known.

Tybalt: Really?

Tina: Yeah.

Tybalt: So you think it would be safe if we dated?

Tina: I dunno...

Tybalt: Then let's have sex, just once.

Tina: Are you sure...?

Tybalt: You don't wanna?

Tina: I do, but I'm scared because you are my brother.

Tybalt: Don't worry, just make sure you don't get pregnant.

Tina: How do you do that?

Tybalt: Well I watched this video on how to perform sex once, and I think we just have to do it REALLY quickly.

Tina: Aww, but that's no fun!

Tybalt: It's that or nothing.

Tina: Ok, I'm in!

Tina and Tybalt undress each other and have sex. It is over in a few seconds.

Tina: That was actually not that bad!

Tybalt: You are awesome, girl.

Enter Lady Capulet.

Lady Capulet: WHAT IS GOD'S NAME WENT ON HERE WHILE I WAS GONE?

Tina: Umm...

Tybalt: We were... getting to know each other better?

Lady Capulet: WHAT KIND OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS? (To Tybalt) TYBALT! A MAN DOES NOT HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HIS SISTER, AND HIS TWIN SISTER AT THAT!

Tybalt: Milady! You are simply jealous that I fucked Tina and not you!

Lady Capulet: What are you talking about?

Tybalt: I know very well that you always wanted to have sex with me, and we had plenty opportunities. The thing is, I never wanted to!

Lady Capulet: I would never betray my husband!

Tybalt: So you say. Why do you always give me the better dinner portions then? Why do you kiss me so sweetly? I'm not blind, milady, I notice these things.

Lady Capulet: Fine! I admit, I think you are the most charming and handsome man there is around here!

Tina: GASP!

Tybalt: What Tina and I have done here, it is the same as if I had done it with you. You are my aunt, we share 1/4 of our genes. That is enough to make a difference.

Tina: I am sorry, milady. But my brother is just so HOT!

Tybalt: Auntie Capulet, if you do not want me to tattle to the lord about those gifts you keep receiving in the mail, I suggest you keep your mouth shut about what you witnessed here!

Lady Capulet: How did you know?

Tybalt: I am not an idiot, as I said. I notice these things.

Lady Capulet: And me who thought you cutting off milord's stick with your sword was a sign for me to move on to someone new, you!

Tybalt: That? That was simply an accident!

Lady Capulet: YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

Lady Capulet runs away in tears.

Exit Lady Capulet.

Tina: Wow, we were so busted. I haven't even known you for an hour and we already fucked and got caught.

Tybalt: At least by doing it quickly we know nothing bad can come of it.

Tina: Yeah, that's true.

Tybalt: We should never do it again though.

Tina: You're right.

Tybalt: ...

Tina: ...

Tybalt: Wanna fuck again?

Tina: Yeah, let's.

Tybalt: Ok.

EXUNT

AN: I start school today! YAY! Yes I'm happy. Because life was getting redundant =P Anyways, yay long chapter! Whoo! Please review :3

PS: Last night I finished act 2 (I added a scene 5) =D So Yeah, yay, cause I'm really slow at writing this! Also I just wanted to say I know I spell "Exeunt" wrong every time. I did it on purpose. Not really. I just like it more that way.