AN: Sorry this one is a week late or so, I had to write it (and wasn't motivated to do so, and unlike the other chapters, this one wasn't written yet). I added this scene in because the next one is weird without it.

ACT 2, Scene 1

Verona, a street.

Romeo and Juliet are making out. Romeo's hand is up Juliet's skirt.

Juliet: Ohhh! This feels sooo good!

Romeo: I think... I'm gonna... ORGASM!

Juliet: YESSSSS!

Romeo and Juliet moan.

Romeo: I have no idea how I achieved that.

Enter Prince Escalus.

Prince: What the devil are you folks doing? Don't you know it is prohibited to have sex in public, and certainly not on the streets, where many gentlefolk pass?

Romeo and Juliet detatch slightly from one another.

Romeo: Is this some form of new law? I had never heard of it before!

Juliet: I dare hope this is all a joke, Prince!

Prince: You guys haven't heard of this law? But it has been active for centuries!

Romeo and Juliet separate from each other completely.

Romeo: Never! And I've been having public sex for a few years now!

Juliet: Prince, this isn't even sex. His finger is just up my-

Prince: I don't want to hear it. For this persecution, I fine you 500 ducats!

Romeo: Fine! Take my money!

Romeo hands Prince a pouch of coins.

Romeo: 500 is nothing for me, my family is rich!

Prince: I hope I don't have to do this again!

Exit Prince.

Romeo: Blast that prince! Interrupting our fun!

Juliet: Romeo... you mentioned you were of a rich family... what family may that be?

Romeo: Why, the Montague family, of course!

Juliet: *GASP!* You are my enemy then!

Romeo: What? No, don'T tell me-

Juliet: I am a Capulet!

Romeo: NOOOOOOOOOoooo!

Juliet: How dreadful!

Romeo: The world is so cruel! How can my one true love also be my one true hate?

Juliet: ... But still, I cannot bear to think about life without you, my dear Romeo! Who says that we must hate each other? I would rather renounce my family name than to life my life without you!

Romeo: Oh, sweet Juliet! You are so kind, willing to do such a thing for me. Then, I, too, shall renounce my family name!

Juliet: And we can run away into the country!

Romeo: Ingenious!

Juliet: Let us celebrate by having sex for real this time!

Romeo: Yes! Your intelligence inspires me Juliet! But I do fear that the Prince returns.

Juliet: Who cares about him? NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF LOVE!

Romeo and Juliet start grinding. I don't think you need me to specify what happens, exactly. THEY ARE HAVING SEX.

EXUNT

AN: The only reason I wrote this so quickly (compared to my normal speed, which is like 1 chapter a month) is because my dad and I were fighting over the internet, and he kept turning it off on me. So I needed something to do that didn't require going online. And no, I couldn't have just gone to bed, it's only 2:30am!

Act 2 has 6 scenes, which should all be posted within the next week! :)

Please R&R!