ACT 2, Scene 3
Verona, Friar Laurence's Pot House
Enter Romeo
Romeo: Greetings, Friar Laurence. I have come to ask you many questions.
Friar Laurence: Hello, young Romeo. Do you want some pot? It's trippy!
Romeo: After I have discussed my important business with you, I shall sniff a bucket-full. But I must ask you, when is the earliest you can arrange a marriage?
Friar Laurence: Hmm, let me think... I have nothing booked in 20 minutes, how about then?
Romeo: That sounds perfect! I have another question though...
Friar Laurence: BUBBLES! :D
Romeo: Ok then. My question is...
Friar Laurence: But I want to be the air-plane...
Romeo: I think you need to stop sniffing pot for just a minute, this is SRS BSNS!
Friar Laurence: As you wish, sir teacup.
Romeo: Good enough. How do you suggest I kill the Prince, for he is too bossy for my taste?
Friar Laurence: Eat him.
Romeo: What a wonderful suggestion, I shall try that then!
Friar Laurence: Canibalism is goooood...
Romeo: May I also have some pot now?
Friar Laurence: It's all in my nose!
Romeo: Fuck you then! I'm gonna go get Juliet, you better be ready to wed us when I return!
Friar Laurence: Yessir!
Exit Romeo
Friar Laurence: I see dead people...
EXUNT