ACT 2, Scene 4
Verona, Benny's house
Benny and Mercutio detach from each other after performing very graphic sex that would scar Ary for life (That's saying something!) They are both completely naked.
Benny: That was delightful.
Mercutio: HELL YEA! AwEsOmE MaN!
Benny: Did you take drugs?
Mercutio: Yes, right before coming here.
Benny: I would like some, please.
Mercutio: Of course, boyfriend.
Benny: *giggles*
Mercutio and Benny sniff some powder.
Benny: This is good stuff!
Mercutio: It's the best! I offered some to Juliet if she would sleep with me, but she thought I was too much of a loser. I'm still sort of sad over that.
Benny: ...wait a second. Does this mean you only came to see me so I could cheer you up?
Mercutio: Well I didn't expect sex to be the way you did...
Benny: YOU USED ME! YOU WHORE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Mercutio: But that's not how it went! I am ga-...
Benny: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! I HATE YOU AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Mercutio: Fine, fine, I'm leaving! You suck at sex anyways, no wonder you are still a virgin.
Benny: ...I don't think that made sense... and as I remember, you are the one who said "HELL YEA! AwEsOmE MaN!"
Mercutio: ...Whatever.
Benny: Leave now, please.
Mercutio: Fine.
Benny: I'll miss you!
Mercutio: I think you're bi-polar.
Benny: I AM NOT BI I AM GAY! STOP APPLYING PEER PRESSURE TO MEEEEE!
Mercutio: Ok then.
Exit Mercutio (Nakedly)
Old Woman Outside: AHHHHH! Help! A naked young man! Wait, actually, this turns me on...
Benny: I miss him already, my precious Mercutio...
Benny goes to laugh while slitting his wrists in his bathroom.
Benny: Next time I see you, Mercutio, I'm going to kill you. You cause me so much pain.
EXUNT
AN: Sorry for the delay, I have short term memory loss or something.