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Chapter 2

"Why was I saddled with you brats, and pick up Kakarot's elder brat from that piece of crap for a school?" Vegeta groaned as he drove his Mercedes down the street.

"Because Mom said that she wouldn't fix your gravity chamber and you would sleep on the couch for a week if you didn't." Trunks said from the back seat.

"Right. Damn woman." Vegeta muttered.

5 minutes later…

"Ummm, Mr. Vegeta?" Goten asked.

"What?" Vegeta barked.

"I have to pee." Goten said.

"What do you want me to do about it?" Vegeta barked.

"Could you stop? Please? I'm going to burst!" Goten begged.

"I swear to Dende, if you piss on my leather seats, you will never piss AGAIN!" Vegeta yelled.

"Now I have to go too." Trunks said.

"GOD DAMN IT!" Vegeta screamed as he swerved into a parking lot and parked in a handicapped space.

"Ummm, dad, you're parked in a." Trunks began to say.

"I fucking know! Not get your asses into a bathroom NOW! If I get a ticket, it's coming out of your allowance!" Vegeta screamed, causing the two demi saiyans to scamper out of the car and run into the mall quickly.

5 minutes later…

"For crying out loud, how long does it take to take a piss!" Then, he got out of the car in a bad mood. At that moment, Trunks and Goten scampered out of the mall looking relived.

"Finally! Back on Planet Vegeta, you got two seconds to piss if you were lucky! Only royalty such as myself was allowed to have a bathroom break." Vegeta sighed at the memories.

"Okay dad, let's go." Trunks said. Then, they heard a squealing noise. They whirled to see a grey pickup screech into the parking lot and stop an inch away from them. Then, it did a u turn and backed up… right into Vegeta's car.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What? There's nobody in my space, this is handicapped parking." The old man said. Then, he backed into Vegeta's car AGAIN!

"GGGGGAAAAAAAH!" Vegeta screamed. His beautiful $25,000 Mercedes… was now a wreck. Then, the pickup opened, and an old black man got out.

FREEZE! Hi, me again. As you can tell, my dad really loved that car. As much as me, actually. Well, every Vegeta moment starts with this: A stupid person or event. Without that, it's just peace and quiet. I bet you're wondering who this guy is. Well, his name is Colonel H Stinkmeaner. He's like my dad, really. They both hate happy things. When he was a teen, he lost his sight to cancer. So, he dedicated his life to making people's lives miserable. They gave him three years, but he's still kicking. I don't know how, maybe he found the dragonballs or something. Anyway, back to the moment.

"Who in the hell would park in my space? That's like calling 1-800- collect an ass-whooping. And no, that ain't no toll free call!" Stinkmeaner yelled.

"You bastard! You hit my car! What the hell is wrong with you, are you blind or something?" Vegeta yelled.

"Yes. I. Am." Stinkmeaner yelled back in the prince's face.

"You could have killed somebody!" Trunks yelled.

"Ah, I'd be doing them a favor. Getting run over by me is a honorable a death as these people are gonna get!" Stinkmeaner countered.

"Look what you did to Michelle! You better have insurance or I'll blast you to the next dimension!" Vegeta yelled furiously.

"Bitch! You better have insurance. Ass whooping insurance! And you're about to pay a deductable!" Sinkmeaner yelled as he spat into the Prince's face.

"FREEZE! Hi, me again. I know, he named the car. Weired. Just like that, my dad was trapped , in a Vegeta moment. He could walk away and let insurance handle the damage to… Michelle, or he could fight with a blind of man. Well, let's see what he chooses." Trunks's voice faded and the scene continued

"You're going to let him talk to you like that, Dad? You're the Prince of All Saiyans! Teach him a lesson!" Trunks yelled, and then Goten dragged him back.

"A prince, huh? A prince that probably needs a royal ass whooping! You punk ass, bitch ass, pussy winer, royal BITCH!" Stinkmeaner yelled in Vegeta;s face. By now, Vegeta's hair was going from black to gold rather rapidly.

"Hold up. I smell new shoes!" Stinkmeaner yelled. Sure enough, Vegeta had gotten new boots the day before. With an evil grin on his face, he stomped on them!

"Not the shoes!" Trunks yelled as a vein formed on Vegeta's face.

If there's one thing my dad cares about besides his car, it's his boots.

"Yeah, they're not new anymore are they, Bitch!" Stinmeaner yelled.

"And he's spitting in your face! Come on dad, Hit him! HIT HIM!" Trunks yelled. Then, with a roar of fuery, Vegeta swung his fist at the old man. But then, to everyone's shock, Stinkmeaner dodged it, causing Vegeta to fall onto the ground with surprise. Then, Stinkmeaner raised his cane, and brought it down on Vegeta's leg before Vegeta had a chance to react.

"OW!" Vegeta yelled with surprise.

"If my dad was here, he's beat you!" Goten yelled while Stinkmeaner raised his cane again. Then, Trunks caught the cane as he brought it down again.

"This fight is over." Trunks said as he stared into Stinkmeaner's glasses.

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