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Chapter 3

Vegeta scowled as he drove down the street in his now bet up Mercedes. He, the prince of all saiyans and one of the strongest fighters in the universe… had been beat by a blind old man. The humiliation was unbearable.

"Ummm, Mr. Vegeta, you have to get my brother." Goten said.

"I KNOW!" Vegeta screamed, causing Goten to shut up.

Orange Star High School…

Gohan looked nervously at the street as the kids filed out of the school.

"Hey Gohan, what are you so worried about?" Videl asked as she walked up to the saiyan.

"My mom said Vegeta's picking me up with Trunks and Goten." Gohan said nervously, causing Videl to gasp.

"Please come with me. He won't kill both of us." Gohan pleaded. Then, a screeching sound could be heard around the corner, causing several students to stop with confusion. Then, a silver Mercedes shot from around the corner, making Gohan go pale.

"Oh no, his car is smashed up. He loved that car." Gohan squeaked as he stared at the smashed trunk. Then, the car stopped at the crosswalk.

"BRAT! GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!" Vegeta's voice roared, causing several people to stare at Gohan and Videl.

"Come on. Quick!" Gohan squeaked as he dragged Videl into Vegeta's car.

"Hi Gohan! Hi Videl!" Goten said as they got into the car.

"Hi Goten! Good to see you." Videl smiled back.

"Hey Vegeta, what happened to your car?" Gohan asked. Vegeta's knuckles turned white as he gripped the steering wheel.

"Mr. Vegeta got beat up by a blind old man!" Goten said cheerfully, without any common sense.

"What?" Videl asked with disbelief.

"SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed from the front, making everyone quiet. But 5 minutes later…

"How could you let him do that, Mr. Vegeta? He dodged your punch and nailed you in the leg. I though you were strong." Goten said.

"WHY YOU!" Vegeta whirled to look at Goten, but Gohan was already muffling the little saiyan. Nobody said as word for the rest of the trip to Capsule Corp.

"Ummm, thanks for picking us up, Veget EEEPPP!" Gohan yelled as the shorter saiyan grabbed his collar.

"I have been fucking humiliated because of your damn mother. If the Namek, chrome dome, or Dende forbid, Kakarot, learns about this, I will cut not only your throat, but the bitch's throat as well." Vegeta hissed, causing Gohan to nod nervously and run into Capsule Corp. And then…

"Hi Veggie!" An annoying voice said, causing Vegeta to curse inside his head.

"GREAT! NOW FUCKING KAKAROT'S HERE! WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TODAY?" Vegeta thought as Goku landed.

"What do you want, Kakarot?" Vegeta growled.

"Just wanted to say hi, and see how you're feeling after that old man hit you with his cane." Goku said.

"WHAT?" Vegeta screamed.

"I said, I wanted to say hi, and." Goku began to say.

"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. HOW DO YOU FUCKING KNOW?" Vegeta screamed.

"Well, I was watching TV at home, and they showed this black and white film of you trying to punch this old guy, and then he dodged you and hit you with his cane." Goku said.

"What… channel?" Vegeta asked through clenched teeth.

"Ummmm, something called CNN." Goku answered.

"BAM!" Goten and Trunks whirled to see Vegeta stomp through the front door with Goku behind him.

"Hide!" Trunks squeaked, and then they scampered off the couch.

"Hey Vegeta, where's Gohan?" Goku asked as he looked around while Vegeta grabbed the remote.

"Probably making out with that bitch." Vegeta snarled. Then, he turned the TV on.

"CNN has now confirmed that it was this man, Mr. Vegeta Briefs, husband of the multimillionaire Bulma Briefs of Capsule Corp, who got beat up by a significantly older, blinder gentlemen. Police aren't pressing charges, they say that that ass whooping was bad enough. We at CNN agree. " The newscaster said while a photo of Vegeta was on the screen.

"GGGGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed while pulling his hair.

"Relax, Vegeta. No one is going to laugh at you over this." Goku said sympathetically as Gohan and Videl walked into the room.

RING RING! The phone started ringing.

"I've got it!" Trunks dived for the phone and grabbed it.

"Uh uh. Yeah, he's here. Who's calling?" Trunks asked. Then, he hit speaker.

"Oh Vegeta, it's so wonderful to speak to you again." A nasal voice said over the line, making everyone go pale.

"FRIEZA!" Vegeta yelled angrily.

"We all saw that hilarious ass-whooping you got from that blind guy, so we're taking turns calling you from this pay phone in Hell. There's Cell, Zarbon, Nappa… even your parents showed up! Have fun, you blind monkey!" Frieza laughed. Then, the line went dead.

"Yeah. A vegeta moment isn't over when you think it's over. It kind of stays around like a bad diaper. Not that my dad ever changed my diaper. He always fainted. I think he fainted when I was born too." Trunks's voice said.

RING RING!

"Don't pick that up." Vegeta snarled. But of course, Goku picked it up.

"Hello? Uh huh? Yeah, he's here. Who's calling? Okay, I'll put you on speaker." Goku said, and then he clicked speaker.

"VEGETA!" A gruff voice roared, making Vegeta go pale again.

"Father." He whimpered.

"YOU ARE A BIGGER DISGRACE TO THE SAIYAN RACE THAN KAKAROT!" King Vegeta roared.

"Ouch. That had to hurt." Goku winched.

"FRIEZA AND HIS FAMILY ARE LAUGHING AT US! THEY'RE FUCKING CALLING US BLIND MONKEYS, ALL BECAUSE SOMEHOW, YOU FUCKED UP HITTING A BLIND GUY! I SWEAR, YOUR BROTHER WOULD BE A BETTER PRINCE THAN YOU!" King Vegeta continued to yell. Then, the line went dead.

"Ummmm, Vegeta?" Goku began to ask. But, Vegeta was gone! Goku looked out the window in time to see a blue light vanish into the distance.

"I should go talk to him." Goku scratched his head as the phone rang again. This time, Videl answered it.

"Hey Goku, this guy says he wants to talk to Kakarot." Videl said.

"That's me!" Goku said as he took the phone.

"Hello? Yes, this is Kakarot. Who's this?" Goku asked. Then, he grinned.

"Dad! Great to hear from you! How's mom?" Goku asked.

Elsewhere…

Vegeta growled as he stood in front of a battered handicapped sign. Then, he heard screeching tires. He turned to see a battered pickup stop. Then, Stinkmeaner got out of it, and the two stared each other down.

Later…

Goku and Gohan had left to spar a little while ago, and Videl had gone with them to watch. Goten and Trunks were watching television. Then, they heard the door slam. They scampered to see Vegeta walk in.

"Well, what happened?" Gotne asked.

"Two weeks." Vegeta answered.

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