Narrator: So, here's what you MISSED last week on Glee. Quinn used to be a Cheerio, but she was thrown off when Sue found out she was pregnant.
Sue (to Quinn): I'm can't have a pregnant girl on my squad. You're a disgrace.
Narrator: And it kinda looked for a while back there that Quinn wanted to be a Cheerio again, and while she was still pregnant.
Quinn (to Sue): I want back on that squad.
Narrator: But then it kinda seemed like she realized where her true loyalties lay.
Quinn: You know what? I don't think I want to be part of a team where I only look appear to belong. I want to be part of a team that's proud to have me… like Glee Club.
Narrator: And now we're not sure whether Santana or Brittany is captain.
Image of Santana and Brittany sitting with their pinkies linked together.
Narrator (cont.): And when Quinn and Puck had a baby together and Finn found out he wasn't the father, he was really angry.
We see an image of Puck and Finn on the floor, punching each other.
Narrator: (cont): But Finn's a nice guy, and eventually he forgave them, but when Quinn told him the truth about how she and Puck slept together at the only party that Finn didn't go to, it was like baby gate broke all over again.
Finn: I trusted you two, and the next thing I know, the first party I didn't go to, you guys end up sleeping together and have a baby. I trusted you guys!
Narrator: And Quinn gets really emotional.
We see shot of Quinn and the rest of the club singing 'Better in Time.'
Narrator (cont.): Artie and Tina are dating, but it kind of seems like Mike has a thing for Tina.
Mike: I, uh, went to Asian Camp with Tina. (He blushes)
And that's what you MISSED on Glee!
Exit. Football Field
The screen comes up to a shot of the football players and Cheerios on the football field. The football players are throwing the balls back and forth to each other, checking out the Cheerios. Coach Sylvester is in the bleachers, holding a megaphone to her mouth, and the Cheerios are performing a very complicated routine. Santana is standing back, not performing but watching, her arms crossed over her chest.
Santana: Oh my gosh… no, no, no, you're all doing it wrong! You all look so retarded.
Red Head Cheerio: Well, I'm sorry, Miss Latina Bitch, but we all can't do it as perfect as you can when all you do is cut us down. Haven't you ever heard of constructive criticism?
Santana: Oh, no you didn't!
Santana runs at the redhead and forces her to the ground. She scratches at her face and pulls her ponytail.
Brittany (monotone): Stop the violence.
All the other Cheerios rush at Santana, knocking her to the ground.
Sue: Guys, stop! Stop, you lesbian sluts.
All the Cheerios look to their coach.
Sue: You're dismissed for the day.
Exit. William McKinley High School
We see a shot of Quinn walking down the front steps of the school, alone.
Sue: Hey, Quinn.
Quinn turns around and watches Sue run towards her.
Quinn (mumbles): Oh, great.
Sue: Hey, Q.
Quinn: Um… hi?
Sue: How was your hospital stay and summer mourning over that bastard child of yours?
Quinn: Did you just stop me to mock me? Because if so, this is a waste of my time, and I'd rather be at home doing my homework.
Sue: Actually, surprisingly, no. I have a preposition for you, Quinn.
Quinn: And what is that?
Sue: Come back to the Cheerios.
Quinn: W… what?
Sue: Come back to the Cheerios, Quinn.
Quinn: Why?
Sue: Because. I can tell just from looking at you that you're back down to your pre-baby size, maybe even a few pounds lighter. Second, I've been waiting for months now for you to pop out that bastard child so everything could go back to the way it used to be before, and third of all, Santana is just not cutting it. Everyone used to like you so much more. She doesn't practice with them like she's supposed to; she just stands off to the side like some lazy thing and yells at them. Only I'm supposed to yell at them.
Quinn: No.
Sue (taken aback): Wait, what? Did you just say no to me?
Quinn: I'm not coming back to the Cheerios; I didn't come back for a reason. I'm not replacing Santana.
Sue: But think about it, Quinn. Pregnancy robbed you of soo many things. You're beauty, you're popularity… you could get that all back if you just came back to my squad.
We zero in on Quinn's confused face.
Sue (cont.): Think about it, Q.
Into. Hallway
People are standing around, chatting in the hallways, including several of the Gleeks. Rachel is talking to Finn by their lockers, and she first notices it.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Finn turns and sees it too.
Finn: Oh my god.
Tina: Oh my god.
Artie: Oh my god.
Brittany and Santana are walking down the hallway, their pinkies linked, when they see it.
Brittany: Who is that?
Santana: That little bitch!
We see a female student's legs. As the camera goes up, we see she's wearing a Cheerios uniform, and when the camera goes up further, we see the face. It's Quinn! She walks down the hallway, smiling at all the boys. Santana yanks her pinkie from Brittany's and runs at Quinn. Both girls fall into the lockers.
Santana: You little bitch! You told Coach Sylvester to make you captain, you took my spot as head Cheerio!
Quinn: From what I heard, you were more like a head bitch!
Santana: Sure, slut!
With that, she slaps Quinn. Quinn touches her cheek for a second, and then jumps at Santana. The two girls fall against the lockers, pulling and scratching. They fall to the ground, and keep fighting until Will comes to break them up.
Will: Stop… stop it! We don't beat up family!
Santana: Oh sure she has family, she's a MOTHER!
Quinn tries to run at Santana again, but Will holds her back. The crowd that was watching slowly begins to disperse and go to their classes, and Santana walks away.
Into. Hallway Later In the Day
Tina is all alone in the hallway, rummaging in her locker. We see Mike walk down the hallway. He leans against the locker.
Mike: Hey.
Tina: Oh, hey, Mike.
Mike: Watcha up to?
Tina: Nothing much.
Mike smiles.
Mike: Asian camp was fun, wasn't it?
Tina smiles too.
Tina: Lots of fun!
Mike: Tina, I… I like you. I've liked you for a long time.
Tina: I like you too, Mike.
Mike leaned forward and kissed Tina gently on the lips. He wraps his arms around her and deepens it. Tina, however, finally pushes him away.
Tina: I can't do this, Mike; I have a boyfriend who I love. And his name is Artie.
Into Choir Room
Artie is sitting in his wheelchair sadly, while the rest of the Glee boys, except for Mike, comfort him.
Finn: It's alright, Artie.
Puck: Yeah, it's alright, man. Mike and Tina are assholes.
Suddenly, the door opens and in comes Tina and Mike.
Artie: Tina, how could you?
Tina: Artie… what are you talking about?
Artie: You cheated on me with Mike.
Tina: N-no I didn't Artie, I love you!
Artie (angrily): Don't lie to me, Tina! I saw you kissing Mike!
Tina: Artie, I admit, I kissed Mike. He kissed me, but then I told him I couldn't be with him because you and I were dating and I loved you!
Artie: We're not dating anymore, Tina.
Into. Mercedes's bedroom
Quinn and Mercedes are sleeping when Quinn's iPhone begins to buzz. She sits up and begins to talk.
Quinn (sleepily): Hello?
Shelby (panicked): Quinn, she's gone!
Quinn: What do you mean she's gone? Who is this?
Shelby: Quinn, this is Shelby. Beth is gone!
Quinn: Oh my gosh… I'll be right there!
Into. Corcoran house, a half hour later
Quinn and Shelby are standing together in the Corcoran living room. There is stuff strewn all around the room, and it looks very cozy.
Quinn: What happened?
Shelby: Well, I was in the kitchen preparing Beth's meal, and she was in her crib. So I came into her room with the bottle, and Beth was gone from the crib. And, plus, the window was open, and I was sure that it hadn't been when I was in there before!
Quinn stands up.
Quinn: You heartless bitch!
Shelby: Quinn…
Quinn (screaming): How could you? I trusted you with my flesh and blood, and you just let her get kidnapped.
Shelby: Quinn…
Quinn (screaming): I should have never given you Beth, you're an unfit mother. This would've never happened if I hadn't given her to you!
Shelby steps back like Quinn slapped her.
Quinn (cont.): Oh, my… I'm so sorry.
Shelby (whispering): You really think I'm a bad mother?
Quinn: No, Shelby, you know I didn't mean it; I was just caught up in the moment. I'm sorry!
Shelby: It's alright, Quinn. Our biggest priority right now is finding Beth.
Quinn: Right.
Shelby: Would you like to call Noah? He might want to come help.
Quinn: No, I don't think it's a good idea to bug him.
Shelby: Alright, well, you can have a seat.
Quinn takes a seat.
Shelby: Would you like some coffee?
Quinn: Please.
Shelby heads into the kitchen and a couple moments later she comes back out with two mugs. She hands one to Quinn and sits next to Quinn.
Quinn: So, can't we call the police to help us search for Beth?
Shelby shakes her head.
Shelby: We can't report Beth missing until she has gone unseen for 24 hours.
Quinn: And the window was open?
Shelby: Yes. I'm guessing someone snuck in through the window and kidnapped Beth while I was gone, and then climbed out through the window again with Beth in tow.
Quinn: So… all we can do right now is look for Beth on our own?
Shelby: Yes.
Into Choir room
We see all the Glee Kids sitting in the chairs. Quinn is sitting next to a clueless Puck. She looks very tired.
Quinn (V.O.): Gosh, I didn't even want to come to school when my baby girl was missing, but Shelby forced me to. She told me I had to get an education, regardless of whether Beth was missing, and she told me I could help her search again as soon as I got out of school and she'd keep looking. But what does school matter when my little girl is missing?
Will: Alright, guys, so…
Terri: Hey, Will.
Will spins around to see Terri standing in the doorway. She's holding a baby which looks oddly familiar with her clear skin, blond hair, and green eyes.
Puck: That baby looks familiar…
Quinn: That little bitch…
Terri: Say hello to our daughter, Will.
Will: What are you talking about? We don't have a daughter together.
Terri: Oh, yes we do. I named her Abigail. It turns out that while I was faking being pregnant I actually got pregnant, and I didn't know it because of the shape of my uterus. You've heard about those women who didn't know they were pregnant, right, Will? Well, I was one of those women. When I went for a regular checkup when I was 8 months along, my doctor had to do an ultrasound to check for cancer, and he was the one who found out I was pregnant. I gave birth the first of June.
Will looks conflicted.
Quinn: Don't believe her!
Quinn jumps up.
Terri: Excuse me, Quinn?
Quinn: Mr. Schue, don't believe her. That's not her baby.
Terri: If it's not my baby, then whose is it?
Quinn: Mine.
The whole Glee Club gasps.
Puck: What do you mean by this, Quinn?
Quinn: Shelby called me last night and told me Beth was missing, and if none of you have noticed, that baby is the spitting image of me.
Terri: Quinn, do you honestly expect us to believe your lies?
Quinn: Give me my baby back, bitch!
Quinn jumps up, knocking her chair over, and tries to run at Terri. Puck holds her back.
Quinn: Let me go! Let me go! That bitch has my daughter!
Terri: Whatever, Quinn.
She winks at Will.
Terri: Now that I have your daughter, maybe you and I should get back together. My condo, seven, tonight. My condo number is 17 at 1778 street on Fifth Avenue.
Into. Corcoran House
Quinn: I know who has Beth, Shelby!
Shelby: Who?
Quinn: Terri Shuester!
Shelby: Oh, that crazy bitch?
Quinn: My thoughts exactly. She's the one who lied to her husband and said she was pregnant when she wasn't. She's passing Beth off as her and Mr. Schue's daughter who she named Abigail, and apparently she thinks Mr. Schue will come back now that they have a 'daughter' together. And the ironic thing is, she's probably right.
Shelby: Well, do you know where she lives?
Quinn: Yes.
Into Terri's Condo
Will: Wow… I can't believe she's mine.
Terri: She's ours, sweetie.
Will: Right.
Terri: Do you want a beer?
Will: Sure.
Terri gets up and walks into the kitchen. Just then, there was a knock at the door.
Will: Terr, someone's at the door.
Terri: Can you get it please?
Will gets up and gets the door.
Will: Terri, there is a police officer at the door!
Terri runs back into the living room, a panicked look on her face.
Terri: Tell them to go away!
But it was too late.
Police Officer 1: Is one of you Terri del Monco?
Will: She is.
Police Officer 2: Can we come in for a second?
Will: Sure.
The police officers walk in and sit on the couch.
Police Officer 1: Is this Beth Corcoran?
Terri (angrily): No, this is Abigail del Monco!
Police Officer 1: Right. Well, we got a phone call saying that Beth Corcoran had been kidnapped and was being passed off as Abigail del Monco. Are you the parents?
Terri: Yes we are.
Police Officer 1: If you're the parents, you should have the birth certificate.
Terri freezes.
Police Officer 1 (cont.): Do you have the birth certificate?
Terri: No.
Police Officer: Then that means you are not the mother and will be taken jail for kidnapping. Are you gonna confess? You'll go to jail either way.
Terri: I'll never confess!
Into Corcoran House
Quinn and Shelby are sitting together on the couch. There is a knock at the door. Shelby answers it.
Shelby: Hello?
Police Officer 1: Hi, I believe this baby belongs to you.
He hands Beth to Shelby.
Shelby: Thank you.
Police Officer 1: We also want to inform you that Terri del Monco has been arrested for kidnapping. Good day, m'am.
Into Choir room
Santana (V.O.): I hate Quinn.
We see image of Quinn sitting with Puck laughing.
Santana (V.O., cont): She steals everything from me. She was always the prettier one, she had the good little church girl reputation while I hate the slutty whore reputation. She took the captain of the Cheerios from me. Why can't I ever have anything to myself without Quinn butting in and stealing it?
Will: Alright, guys, we're doing duets this week. Pick a partner and chose a duet to sing together that shows the relationship the two of you have.
Santana raises her hand.
Will (cont.): Yes, Santana?
Santana: I choose Quinn. Come on, Q, we're going first.
Quinn looks nervous, but gets up and walks and sits on the stool next to Santana.
Quinn (whispers): What are we singing?
Santana (whispers): Trust, you know it. You'll recognize it when you hear it.
The music to the mashup of I Feel Pretty/Unpretty started, and Quinn began to sing.
Quinn:
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you?
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same old me again today
Santana:
My outsides are cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways but it's all the same
At the end of the day I have myself to blame
I'm just tripping
Both:
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so
Damn unpretty!
Santana:
Never insecure until I met you
Both:
Now I'm being stupid
Quinn:
I used to be so cute to me
Both:
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To make you happy?
Maybe get rid of you
To get back to me (hey!)
Santana:
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through it's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day I have myself to blame
Keep on tripping
Both:
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Find out who am I to make me feel so
Damn unpretty
Quinn:
I feel pretty
Santana:
Oh so pretty
Both:
I feel pretty and witty and bright
Quinn:
And I pity
Both:
Any girl who isn't me tonight
Oh oh oh oh oh (tonight)
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh (tonight)
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh (tonight)
Oh oh oh oh oh
I feel pretty (you can buy you're hair if it won't grow)
Oh so pretty (you can fix your nose if he says so)
I feel pretty and witty and bright (you can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make)
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so
Damn unpretty
Quinn:
I feel pretty
Santana:
But unpretty
The rest of the club begins to clap.
Will: That was… good, guys! You two have duets down. If any of you need help on doing a duet, you should go to Quinn and Santana!
Rachel raises her hand.
Will (cont.): Yes, Rachel?
Rachel: Can I and Finn go next?
Will: Go for it.
Rachel and Finn go up and sit on the stools. The music to 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart' by Elton John starts.
Finn:
Don't go breaking my heart
Rachel:
I couldn't if I tried
Finn:
Honey if I get restless
Rachel:
Baby you're not the kind
Finn:
Don't go breaking my heart
Rachel:
You take the weight off of me
Finn:
Honey when you knocked on my door
Rachel:
I gave you my key
Both:
Nobody knows it
Finn:
When I was down
Rachel:
I was your clown
Both:
Nobody knows it
Finn:
Right from the start
Rachel:
I gave you my heart
Both:
I gave you my heart
Finn:
So don't go breaking my heart
Rachel:
I won't go breaking your heart
Both:
Don't go breaking my heart
Finn:
And nobody told us
Rachel:
Cause nobody showed us
Finn:
And now it's up to us, babe
Rachel:
I think we can make it
Finn:
So don't misunderstand me
Rachel:
You put the light in my life
Finn:
You put the spark to the flame
Rachel:
I've got your heart in my sights
Will: Good job, guys!
Into. Hallway
Mike: Hey, Tina… wait up!
Tina: Oh, hey, Mike.
Mike: Listen, I'm really sorry about Artie breaking up with you.
Tina: It's alright.
Mike: So… I was wondering if you maybe want to go out.
Tina smiles.
Tina: I really like that, Mike.
As we focus on Tina and Mike smiling at each other, the music to High School Musical's 'All in This Together' started. Then, we see a shot of the Glee Club members standing on the stage, singing and dancing together.
All:
Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on let's have some fun
Together, we're there for each other every time
Together, together, come on let's do this right
Finn:
Here and now it's time for celebration
I finally figured it out (yeah yeah)
That's all our dreams have no limitations
That's what it's all about (yeah yeah)
Rachel:
Everyone is special in their own way
We make each other strong (we make each other strong)
Were not the same
Were different in a good way
Together's where we belong
All:
We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
Quinn:
Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on let's have some fun
Together we're there for each other every time
Together together come on let's do this right
Puck:
We're all here
And speaking out with one voice
We're going to rock the house (YEAH YEAH!)
The party's on everyone now make some noise
Come on scream and shout
Both:
We've arrived because we stuck together
Champions one and all!
All:
We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
Tina:
Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on let's have some fun
Together we're there for each other every time
Together together come on let's do this right
Mike:
We're all here
And speaking out with one voice
We're going to rock the house (YEAH YEAH!)
The party's on everyone now make some noise
Come on scream and shout
Both:
We've arrived because we stuck together
Champions one and all!
All:
We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
We're all in this together
When we reach
We can fly
Know inside
We can make it
We're all in this together
Once we see
There's a chance
That we have
And we take it
Finn and Rachel:
Wild cats sing along
Yeah you really got it going on
Wild cats in the house
Everybody say it now
Wild cats everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do it
Let's get to it
Time to show the world
All:
We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
We're all in this together
When we reach
We can fly
Know inside
We can make it
We're all in this together
Once we see
There's a chance
That we have
And we take it
Wild cats everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do itlet's get to it
Come on, everyone
Will: Bull's eye, guys! Take it from the top!
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