So here's what you missed last week on Glee.
Santana and Brittany have sex together.
Flashback to 'Sectionals.'
Santana: Sex is NOT dating.
Brittany: Yeah. If it was, me and Santana would be dating.
And Quinn has had relationships with Finn and Puck before, but she hasn't ever really seemed to be interested in them.
Flashback to 'Pilot.' We see a painting of Jesus, and then, then shot goes down and we Quinn and Finn making out. As Finn's hands travel down her body and grab her butt, she pushes him off her and sits up, clasping her hands in prayer position in front of her.
Quinn: Let's pray.
Flashback to 'Preggers.'
Quinn (to Puck): I slept with you because I was drunk off wine coolers and feeling fat that day. But it was a mistake.
Plus, New Directions needs one new member to qualify for Regionals.
Will: First of all, as I announced before, Matt has transferred to another school district, so that means we are once more in need of another member.
And that's what you missed last week on… GLEE!
On the last word, we see shot of Quinn, Santana, and Brittany singing 'Say A Little Prayer' to Will.
Into. Santana's bedroom
We enter into Brittany's bedroom. We see lots of pictures, pictures of Brittany with the Cheerios, pictures of Brittany's and her family, and pictures of Santana and Brittany. Then, the short moves to the bed, on which there are two cheerleaders tangled up in each other. Their in their uniforms, but their ponytails have been let down. They are making out.
Brittany: Mmm… you're such a good kisser, San!
Santana: Thanks… well, I've had a lot of practice.
Brittany: Have you noticed how Quinn has gotten really sad lately? I think it has something to do with Beth and not being pregnant anymore.
Santana (rolls eyes): Nobody cares about that slut and her bastard child.
She reaches up and wipes the lip gloss off her mouth with the back of her hand, then takes out her tube and reapplies it.
Brittany: Santana, I don't like it when you talk about Quinn like that. She's nice, and she's my friend. She was your friend too. Why do you hate her so much?
Santana: First up, BITCH stole my man, slept with him and got pregnant while we were still dating. Second, BITCH stole my captainship.
Brittany: She didn't steal it, Coach Sylvester gave it her. And second, you and Puck had broken up when she slept with him.
Santana: So? What about the chicks before dicks rule? What about us promising that we would never go out with one of your best friend's exes? And besides, there is a lot of talking going on today, and I don't like that. I wanna be getting my mack on.
Brittany: Santana, there's something else I wanna tell you.
Santana (irritated): What?
Brittany: I… I think I love you.
Santana: Wait… what?
Brittany: I love you, San. Have since we were little girls running around in dresses and pigtails. I just never noticed it until now.
Santana: No… no, this can't be happening! No, no, no! I am not a friggin' lesbian!
Brittany: San…
Santana: No, don't try to make excuses. I'm not a lesbian!
Brittany: Let me explain!
Santana: No… you know what, I'm leaving!
Santana jumps up. She gathers her hair in a ponytail and holds it with the elastic. She gathers her purse and keys, slips into her Cheerios jacket, and runs out, crying. Brittany begins crying too.
Into. Hallway
Rachel and Finn are walking down the hallway, talking about a new musical that was coming out on Broadway that was going to suck, but suddenly Rachel is slammed into the lockers.
Finn: Rachel… Rachel, you okay?
Quinn (giggling): Ice Quinn's back, bitches!
Rachel: If… if I have to get brain surgery because of her, she's paying for the costs and the thousands of dollars I'll need for the years of therapy to get over this traumatic experience…
Quinn (to Puck): Puhlease, who does she thinks she's kidding? She already needs brain surgery!
Puck: Hey, Quinn, I kind of need to ask you something?
Quinn: Well, I'm waiting… what is it?
Puck takes her hand into his and she wrenches it away.
Puck: I love you, and I was wondering if you… wanted to be my girlfriend.
Quinn: No.
Puck: Wait, why?
Quinn: Because, Puck. You're a player, and I don't need that kind of poison in my life.
Puck: But Quinn, I've changed.
Quinn: Too little, too late!
Quinn starts to run away, and Puck doesn't follow her, but Rachel does.
Rachel: Quinn, I need to talk to you.
Quinn: Too bad.
Rachel: What the hell is wrong with you? You've treated me horribly ever since we met without reason, and I supported you and was nice to you will there was a bun in the oven, when I could've told everyone about your pregnancy from the get go!
Quinn: Goodbye!
Quinn runs into the girls' locker room and falls against one of the lockers, crying, but Rachel follows.
Rachel: I thought when we friends, but when you got your power back, it just went straight to your head.
Quinn: Shut up.
Rachel: But…
Quinn: No really, no. Shut up.
Then, Quinn steps forward and presses her lips to Rachel's. Rachel just stands there, letting herself get kissed, but eventually she pushes Quinn off her.
Rachel: Quinn….
Quinn: Rachel…
Rachel turns and runs away.
Quinn (V.O.): I can't believe it… I let my feelings get so carried away, and… she's probably gonna tell everyone in this god damn school, and I don't blame her.
Into. Finn's Bedroom
Rachel: Finn… I have to ask you a question?
Finn: Yeah?
Rachel: Well… I'm not gonna name names, but… how would you feel if I told you a girl… who I thought was straight, the meanest bitch ever, turned out to be really… a suppressed lesbian.
Finn: I'd ask you if you harbored any feelings for this particular girl, but… who is it?
Rachel (breaths deeply): You won't tell anyone, right?
Finn: I promise, Rachel.
Rachel: Well… it's Quinn.
Finn's jaw dropped open.
Finn: You're kidding me!
Rachel: No… she kissed me.
Finn: So that explains it!
Rachel: What?
Finn: That explains why she never let me touch her, at all! I just thought it was because she was a religious freak… do you like her?
Rachel: Well… I guess. I guess I just ignored my feelings towards her, because she tortured me so much I thought it could never be.
Finn: Then you should go out with her.
Rachel: Really?
Finn: Yeah. It would make her happy.
Rachel: A-alright. Will you go now?
Finn: Sure. Good luck, Rach, and I'll talk to you later.
Rachel shakily picks up her cell phone. We see shot of the screen.
Rachel (text message): Hey. Um, wanna come over?
Quinn: Yeah! Of course.
Rachel: Okay, see you in half an hour.
Half an hour later
The doorbell rings. Rachel gets off the couch and walks over, opening it.
Rachel: Hey!
Quinn: Hey!
Rachel: Take a seat.
Quinn takes a seat on the couch, and so does Rachel.
Rachel: So, I, um, was thinking about what happened in the locker room, and I talked to Finn about it.
Quinn: You WHAT?
Rachel: Don't worry, he promised not to tell anyone. But… I just needed someone to talk to, and… I realized when I talked to Finn that I liked you too.
She scooted forward and pressed her lips to Quinn's.
Quinn: No… I'm sorry, Rachel, but I can't do this, and it has nothing to do with you.
Rachel: Why?
Quinn: I can't lose my rep again, and… when I kissed you, I was confused. I needed to be loved, and I thought you could give that to me. But… Beth… my little girl… I can't do this!
Quinn jumps up and runs out.
Into Choir Room
Quinn: Mr. Schue?
Will: Yes, Quinn.
Quinn: I've put a number together. I was wondering if I could do it.
Will: Take it away.
Quinn stands up and walks to the microphone. The music to A Chorus Line's 'What I Did for Love' began.
Quinn:
Kiss today goodbye
The sweetness and the sorrow
Wish me luck, the same to you
But I can't regret
What I did for love, what I did for love
Look, my eyes are dry
The gift was ours to borrow
It's as if we always knew
And I won't forget what I did for love
What I did for love
Gone
Love is never gone
As we travel on
Love is what we'll remember
Kiss today goodbye
And point me towards tomorrow
We did what we had to do
Won't forget, can't regret
What we did for love
What I did for love
What I did for
Love
Love is never gone
As we travel on
Love's what we'll remember
Kiss today goodbye
And point me towards tomorrow
Point me towards tomorrow
We did what we had to do
Won't forget, can't regret
What I did for love, what I did for love
The club claps. We ease in on Quinn, then Rachel, then Santana, then Brittany. All are crying.
Santana: Mr. Schue, can I go next?
Will: Certainly.
Santana gets up and sits on the stool.
Santana: This song is dedicated to Brittany. I was an asshole to her the other day, and she doesn't deserve it. This is my way of apologizing.
The music to Evanescence's 'Immortal' begins.
Santana:
I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Your presence still lingers
And it won't leave me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away your fears
And I held your hand through all these years
But you still have
All of me
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the light you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There is so much that time cannot erase
When you cried I'd wipe away all your tears
When you screamed I'd fight away all your tears
And I held your hand throughout all these years
But you still have
All of me
I've tried so hard to tell myself you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
When you cried I'd wipe away all your tears
When you screamed I'd fight away all your tears
And I held your hand throughout all these years
But you still have
All of me
The music ended and Santana rushes into Brittany's arms.
Brittany: Is that your way of coming out?
Santana shakes her head.
Santana: No, Britt. I'll come out within the Glee Club, but I… I can't tell the rest of the world yet. But I love you. Don't you ever forget that.
Quinn: Wait, you're lesbo too?
We then see that Quinn and Rachel are sitting together, their fingers intertwined, Rachel's head resting on Quinn's shoulder.
Artie: When did that happen?
The people that seem surprised that Brittany and Santana are together are Puck, Quinn, Rachel, Finn, and Mike, since they, of course, had been left out of the conference call about Quinn's baby daddy last year right before Sectionals.
Kurt: Why can't there be as many gays as there are lesbians in this school?
Brittany (monotone): Don't you think it's hot watching two girls make out with each other?
Kurt: Um… no.
Into Guidance Counselors' Office
We see shot of Quinn, Rachel, Brittany, and Santana sitting together in Emma's office.
Santana: What are we doing here, anyway?
Quinn: Mr. Schue. He referred us here after the events of yesterday.
Emma: So, I, uh, heard you guys were, uh, lesbians…
Santana: Bi, actually.
Quinn: Bi.
Rachel: Bi.
Brittany: Bye bye, bird!
Emma: Yes, yes, bi. Anyways, and that's okay.
She reaches forward and her fingers scan over a row of pamphlets, before plucking four out, titled, 'I'm In Love with My Best Friend of the Same Gender!'
Santana: Oh, hell no, I'm not reading this dumb ass pamphlet!
Santana jumps up, preparing to strangle Emma, and Rachel, Quinn, and Brittany rush to hold Santana back. Emma screams and leans over, throwing up.
Rachel: Thank you, Miss Pilsbury, I think now would be the appropriate time for the four of us to return to class. Um… Santana doesn't mean it, she really doesn't.
The four walk out the door and down the hall. They see a girl standing, all alone, by her locker, wearing baggy clothes. She looks sad and lonely. We see another girl, a cheerleader, standing at her locker.
Cheerleader: Do I look fat in this uniform?
Girl: Well… kind of.
Cheerleader: What did you say?
Girl: I said you kind of looked fat in that uniform.
Cheerleader: You little freak! I wasn't even talking to you. You're such a retard!
The girl is now on the verge of tears.
Girl: I'm not a retard!
Cheerleader (laughs): Yeah right. You're in my Trig class, and you have to go see the counselor every week because you're a retard!
The cheerleader then launches herself at the girl and pins her to the lockers.
Cheerleader (cont.): What are you gonna do now, freak!
Quinn (shouts): Hey, leave her alone!
The cheerleader pales and whips in the direction of Quinn, but she doesn't take her hands away.
Cheerleader: And why should I do that, slut?
Quinn launches herself at the cheerleader, knocking her off the girl. Rachel and Brittany stand in front of the girl, protecting her, while Quinn and Santana beat the girl up. The girl finally gets up and staggers away, mumbling to herself.
Quinn (to the girl): Hey, it's alright. What's your name?
Girl: Amy Miller.
Quinn: That's cool, that's such a pretty name. What do you like to do, Amy?
Amy: I like to read and draw and climb trees and dance and sing…
Quinn: Wait, you like to sing and dance?
Amy: Oh yes, I love to do both! How come?
Quinn: Well, we're in Glee Club, and we need another member. We were wondering if you wanted to join.
Amy (excitedly): Yes! That sounds like such fun!
Quinn: Cool! Meet us at the auditorium at three thirty tomorrow, okay?
Amy: Okay!
Into. Auditorium
Amy enters, looking nervous.
Rachel (waves): Over here, Amy!
Amy walks over.
Santana smiles at the girl, something strange for her, since she only really smiles at Brittany, but she seems to have taken a liking for the girl, just like the other three have.
Santana: What are you singing?
Amy (playfully): You'll just have to wait and see.
Will: Hello, Amy, my name is Mr. Schuester, and I am the Glee Club Coach. You can start now if you want?
Amy walks up to the stage and microphone. The music to Katy Perry's 'Firework' started.
Amy:
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know there's still a chance for you?
Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July
Cause baby, you're a firework
Come on, show em what you're worth
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
You're gonna leave em falling down
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew, what the future holds
After a hurricane, comes a rainbow
Maybe you're reason why, all the doors are closed
So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show em what you're worth
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across the sky
Baby you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
You're gonna leave em falling down
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show em what you're worth
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
As you shoot across the sky
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make em go, oh, oh, oh
You're gonna leave em falling down
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
As Amy finished, the whole club clapped.
Rachel: She's almost as good as me!
Quinn: Are you jealous?
Rachel: No, I'm happy for her.
Amy (breathlessly): That was really fun!
Santana: You were pretty good, shortie!
Amy: Thanks! Hey, do you guys want to spend the night at my house?
All: Sure!
Into. Amy's room
Amy: Hey, let's play Truth or Dare!
Rachel: Okay.
The four girls sit in a circle on the floor.
Amy: Okay, Quinn, you go first. Truth or dare?
Quinn: Truth.
Amy: Okay. What's your biggest mistake of your life?
Quinn (whispers): Giving my baby up.
Amy: What did you say?
Quinn (loudly): I said, giving my baby up!
Amy: You had a baby?
Quinn (irritably): Yes, her name is Beth. I had her with Noah Puckerman.
Amy: Oh, I didn't know that. I just moved here from Florida this summer.
Rachel: It's your turn, Amy. Who do you have the biggest crush on in the school?
Amy reddens.
Santana: Well… we want to hear the juicy details.
Amy: Well… I kind of like Finn.
Rachel: Really?
Amy: Yeah.
Quinn: I dated him, and Rachel dated him too.
Rachel: I think he'd like you. He really liked me, and you're like me. You're socially awkward, have a good singing voice, have brown hair and brown eyes, and you're very short.
Amy: Really? I really like him!
Rachel: Really. Maybe we can go by his house tonight and say hi.
Amy squeals.
Ms. Miller: Hi, girls, pizza's here.
Amy: Are you eating with us, Mom?
Ms. Miller: No, I'm making myself a salad. Would you girls like to eat in here or in the dining room?
Amy: We'll eat here, Mom.
Ms. Miller: Okay.
Mrs. Miller hands the pizza box to Amy and passes out the drinks.
Ms. Miller (cont.): Well, I'll be in the dining room if you need me, girls.
She exits.
Brittany: Where's your dad?
Amy: My parents are… divorced. That's why I and my mom moved up from Florida this summer.
Quinn: Oh, that's too bad. My parents got divorced because my dad was having some affair with some tattooed freak.
Amy: Oh.
Quinn: Alright, B, it's your turn. Truth or dare?
Brittany: Dare.
Quinn: Alright, your dare is to flash the next person who walks by the window.
All the girls giggle. Brittany walks over to the window and turns around, doing the deed. The girls giggle even more.
Rachel: Alright, Santana. Truth or dare?
Santana: I'm not a pussy. Dare.
Rachel: Alright, your dare is to kiss Amy.
Santana: Hell no!
Quinn: Remember the pact? If you don't complete the dare, you have to walk all the way to the Ohio interstate naked until a cop comes past and arrests you.
Santana (grumbles): Fine.
Santana scoots forward and kisses Amy, wrapping the girl in her arms.
Amy (breathlessly): Wow that was my first kiss.
Santana: You're pretty good for a newbie. But not as good as B.
Quinn: Alright, Amy, you're next. Truth or dare?
Amy: Truth.
Quinn: Alright. What's your biggest secret?
Amy wraps a strand of her brown hair around her finger.
Amy: Alright… if I tell you, you have to promise not to tell anybody.
All: We promise.
Amy: Alright. Well, when that cheerleader was mean to me, she was right.
Santana: What?
Amy: I do have a disability.
Rachel: What is it? You seem normal to us.
Amy: That's because I am normal. I can sing and dance just like any other person, it's just writing that's hard for me. Writing and social skills. What I have is called Asperger's Syndrome.
Santana starts to laugh.
Brittany: San, it's not funny!
Rachel: Well, its okay, Amy. All of us in Glee Club are losers anyway, so you fit right in.
Amy: Yes. I just have a hard time making and keeping friends because sometimes I… say offensive things without meaning to.
Quinn: Well, we still like you regardless.
Rachel: Hey, we should probably get Amy fixed up and over to Finn's before its too late.
Quinn: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Now, Finn likes girls that are low-key. Classy but comfortable clothes, just a little bit of makeup, just lip gloss and mascara, and a natural hair style. He doesn't like girls in tight shirts or short skirts or cat suits."
Amy: Oh.
Amy's room 30 minutes later
We see image of Amy. She's not wearing baggy clothes anymore, but a pink sweatshirt and sweat pants, she's wearing just a little makeup, and her hair has been brushed and pulled back into a ponytail.
Amy: Come on, let's go!
The girls walk into the dining room.
Amy: We're going somewhere, Mom.
Ms. Miller: Okay, just don't stay out too late.
Amy: We won't.
Onto Hudson's Front Porch
Rachel reaches out and pushes the doorbell. The door opens.
Finn: Hello?
Rachel: Hey.
Finn: Hey, Rach. Hey Quinn, Santana, Brittany.
Quinn: We want you to meet our friend, Amy.
Amy is pushed forward by the other girls. She's trembling and looks very nervous.
Finn: Hey, there… oh. Wow. You look very nice.
Amy (blushes): Thanks.
Finn: Oh, so want to come on in?
Amy: Yes! I mean, um, sure, if it's not an intrusion.
Finn: Not at all.
The four step inside the Hudson house. It's very cluttered. They settle on the couch.
Santana (bluntly): Amy likes you, Finn.
Amy blushes, while Finn lights up.
Quinn: Santana! You weren't supposed to tell him that!
Finn: It's alright. I, uh, like you too, Amy.
Amy smiles.
Finn (cont.): Do you want to go out sometime?
Amy: Uh, sure!
Finn (smiles): Cool. Maybe after the football game Friday we can go with the rest of the team to get pizza?
Amy: Yeah, uh, I'll come to the game!
Finn: Cool!
Into. Choir room
Will: I have good news, guys.
Mercedes: What is it?
Will: We have two members wanting to join! One is named Briana, the other is named… Nicole!
Two girls come into the room. One is kind of pretty, with long blond hair and a deep smile, but it is clear she is unpopular. The other is a cheerleader, with her cheerleading uniform on and her dark hair pulled back into a ponytail.
Quinn: Nicole? Nicole thinks we're losers!
Nicole: Shut it, Fabray. (Nicole smiles) I love show choir.
Santana (mumbles): I hate that bitch, I know for a fact she's spying for Coach Sylvester since we won't anymore. And she's Puck's new girlfriend, excuse me, sex buddy.
Briana: I'm auditioning first.
She walks up to the microphone. Lily Allen's 'naïve girls' begins to play.
Briana:
I'm not saying it was your fault
Although you could have done more
Oh your so naïve yet so
How could this be done?
You're such a smiling sweetheart
Oh, and you're sweet and pretty face
In such an ugly way
Something so beautiful
That every time I look inside
I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
I may say it was your fault
Cause I know
You could have done more
Oh you're so naïve yet so
How could this be done
By such a smiling sweetheart
Oh and your sweet and pretty face
In such an ugly way something so sweet and beautiful
Every time I look inside
I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
How could this be done
By such a smiling sweetheart
Oh you're so naïve yet so
Such an ugly thing
Someone so beautiful
And every time you're on his side
I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
And I know that she knows
That I'm not fond of asking
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to your kite
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to your kite
Just don't let me down
Just don't let me down
Hold on to this kite
Just don't let me down
As Briana finishes, there is much clapping. Briana takes Nicole's spot and Nicole takes Briana's.
The music to Katy Perry's E.T. starts.
Nicole:
You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel?
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I'm floating, leaves my body glowing
They say be afraid
You're not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you
You're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love, and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
You're touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestial
You're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, shoot me with your lasers
Your kiss is cosmic
Every move is magic
You're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poision
Take me, take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
You're touch is so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestial
This is transcendental
On another level
Boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wavelength
And be there when you vibrate
For you I'll risk it all
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love,
Then fill me with your poison
Take me, take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy you're an alien
You're touch is foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien
You're touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
As Nicole finishes, the whole club claps.
Will: Well, guys… I guess we have our two newest members of New Directions!
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