Here we are! The fifth chapter. I'm sorry, but there might not be an update for another couple of days, which is why I'm trying to squeeze this one in now. I'll try to get one in as soon as possible, but it might not be until Wednesday or so... sorry. Anyway, a HUMUNGUS thanks to all of my FABULOUS reviewers!

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Chapter 5!

"So I've never mentioned anyone named Alicia?" George asked.

"No…" this time Roxanne didn't have to lie. She had no idea who this 'Alicia' person was.

"You sure you didn't mix the two of us up?" Fred questioned. "We are identical, you know."

"I'm positive we haven't mixed you two up."

There was another large bang, very similar to the one earlier, which was followed by, "What the hell?"

"Uh… that's… a person…" Fred started.

"Who we kinda know…" James continued.

"So we're gonna go see him!" Roxanne piped in.

"BYE!" Louis shouted, and all four of them ran from the room.

"Well that was odd."

"Dad! What are you doing here?" Roxanne whisper-yelled.

"Ah. Now there's the question. Where's here?"

"1995! We can't let you see you!"

"That makes PERFECT sense, Roxy," interrupted James.

"You know what I mean!"

"Why can't I say hi?" George asked.

"Well... it's very against time traveling laws-" she started.

"Like we haven't already broken, like, fifty," Fred replied, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, we're gonna fix all this, don't worry," Louis assured her.

"Please?" George asked. Roxanne sighed. She knew how much he wanted to see Fred again.

"Fine. But if we get caught, I'm not going to be the one going to Azkaban!" She smiled at the shocked look on their faces. "Kidding! Jeez, learn to take a joke…"

"Who WAS that, anyways?" Ron asked.

"I don't know if I can tell you. I don't know what they are going to do with him yet," Teddy replied.

"HA! So it's a him!" Ron yelled happily.

"Gee, Ron. That narrows it down to about, oh, I don't know, HALF THE WORLD!" Hermione yelled at his stupidity.

"Half the wizarding world. That's considerably less."

"Not necessarily."

"So you're saying that the whole world is magic."

"NO. I'm saying that the person could be a muggle!"

As Ron and Hermione continued to bicker, Lily giggled. Her aunt and uncle still acted the same, even when they were 26 years younger.

At that moment, Louis, Fred, Roxanne and James walked back in. "Hey everyone! Look who showed up!"

"Uncle George!" Lily ran towards him and hugged him.

"Hey Lils!" He replied, but he seemed a little distracted. Like he was looking for someone.

"George?" He heard a voice ask. A voice that had haunted him for the past 23 years. "What happened to your ear?" He was staring at the empty hole in the side of George's head, where an ear had once been. So was the younger version of himself, but George was more just staring at George in general. It's not every day you get to see the older version of yourself.

George looked at him, tears welling up in his eyes. No. I will NOT cry! "Well," he began. "I was feeling saint-like, so I decided to become holy."

"Pathetic. You had the whole world of ear related humor, and you go for holy. Now what really happened?"

"Well, it sorta got cut off…"

"By who?" Mrs. Weasley demanded.

"Snape... but it was an accident!"

"An accident? How do you cut someone's ear off by accident?"

"I'm not going to even try to explain it."

"Oh, and by the way, I can't believe YOU MARRIED MY GIRLFRIEND!" Fred shouted.

"I'm not gonna try to explain that either."

"Oh, yeah? Why not?"

"Cause, it's not a very happy story."

"I don't care."

"No, you seriously don't want to know."

"YES! I DO WANT TO KNOW!"

"A little help here guys?" George looked hopefully to the rest of the group from the future.

"Oh, come on! It can't be THAT bad," Fred argued.

"Well, you see, I've sort of never met you…" Fred told him.

"Oh. I wouldn't be that mad that George married Ange that I would stop talking to him…"

"No, it's not that. You sorta… well you… you died."

Silence. Then Mrs. Weasley ran towards Fred and hugged him, sobbing. Ginny joined her mother, while Hermione started crying into Ron's shoulder, while he stood there and patted her back awkwardly. Harry managed to ask, "Who else?"

"Um… do you really want to know?" Rose asked.

"I think so."

"Well, Sirius dies at the end of this year, Dumbledore at the end of next year, Remus and Tonks in the final battle, along with Fred."

"It's not that bad though. Dad helps Uncle George with the shop and-"

"Dad? Who's your Dad? And what shop?" George managed to recover from his shock.

"Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, or WWW for short. It's the joke shop that you and Uncle Fred start together."

"Wicked!" Fred and George said, high-fiving each other. They momentarily forgot about Fred's fate.

"Yeah. Oh, and Ron's my dad. I'm in Hufflepuff and I don't play Quidditch," Hugo smirked, looking at him. Shock was written all over his face.

"I have a son?" he sqeaked.

"Yeah. I'm Rose, by the way. I'm Hugo's older sister. I'm in Ravenclaw. I play keeper on the team. Like my dad."

"TWO kids?"

"Aw, who'd ickle Ronnikins-"

"-trick into marrying him?"

Rose glared at the twins. "That's my mum you're talking about! And she's very smart!"

"Well who is it?" Ron, having recovered his voice, asked eagerly.

"Hermione," Rose said, matter-of-factually.

Okay, I know Scorpius wasn't in this chapter, but I PROMISE he will be in the next one! I just couldn't find a good spot for him to come in, and I'm still trying to figure out how... And I know I didn't spend much time on deaths, but I really hate that part. I almost didn't put it in at all, but then things wouldn't have worked out the way I wanted them to. So sorry if you were looking forward to that part, but it's just don't like it, OK?

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