Disclaimer: I own nothing by J. K. Rowling; I only own my characters in the story.

Warnings: Language. Violence.

King of Fools – Chapter 2

A/N: In this part Lucius' playful and more sensitive side comes out. Out of character I know, but hey it's my story.

Pandora woke needing to pee really bad. She didn't know why but she just did. She yawned and opened her eyes to see she was face to neck with Lucius. She gasped in shock feeling his hard and much larger male body against her much smaller one. Not to mention his arms were wrapped tightly around her frame. She placed her hands on his chest and pushed with all of her might. He didn't even budge, but what he did do was grunt and pulled her closer to him.

"Grrrr…you big oaf! Let go!" She growled pushing harder. He grunted again and proceeded to sleep.

"I HAVE TO PEE!" She yelled in his ear. Lucius woke with a start and was shoved nearly clean off of the bed by Pandora, who took off running to the bathroom. Lucius glared at the bathroom door. He absolutely did not like being yelled at nor did he like being shoved while he was trying to sleep. He got out of the bed and went towards the bathroom. He was going to show this witch he was a force to be reckoned with, especially in the mornings.

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Pandora felt much better after she had relieved herself. She stood waiting for the tub to fill when an evil thought came to her mind.

"Orange!" She called out. Orange popped into the bathroom and bowed.

"Miss requested orange?"

"Yes! Lucius said for me to tell you that he said I could have my wand back! Oh! Please don't bow to me, I don't like it."

*total lie, but if it will get my wand back who cares* She thought smirking deviously.

"Orange will get it!" She said disappearing with a pop. It took nearly a minute before orange popped back in with her want in hand. Orange handed Pandora her wand back.

"Thank you orange." She said and disappeared with a pop just as the door to the bathroom opened.

"Don't you ever knock?" She snapped glaring at Lucius. Lucius glared at her and started towards her. She whipped out her wand and pointed it at him.

*How did she get her wand back?* He thought.

"Don't you come any closer mister!" The words had barely left her mouth before he yanked her against his body and took her wand from her. His face was a mere inch from hers.

"Wha-…"

"Don't think you can harm me little one. I have trained more longer than you have, and had much more dangerous experiences with far worse things than a mere little girl like you." He said smirking.

"LUCIUS!" She cried when he swiftly picked her up bridal style and tossed her into the bathtub. She came up sputtering and coughing looking more like a drenched rat then a woman. Lucius smirked in satisfaction.

"That's for waking me up this morning." He said as he held his head high and looked down his nose at her. He then turned on his heel and stalked out of the bathroom with a satisfied smirk on his face.

"Grrrr…that…that MAN! That Idiot! He makes me…so…so…sooo….MAD!" She cried slapping the water in the tub while glaring at the bathroom door.

*..But payback will be all the sweeter…* she thought grinning.

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After getting ready for the morning and getting dressed she walked downstairs and into the kitchen. Lucius was already sitting at the table reading The Daily Prophet, a half-eaten breakfast in front of him. She glared at him and plopped down in the seat across from him.

"Lucius!" She chirped in a sing-song voice trying to get his attention. He didn't say anything so maybe he hadn't heard her. "Lucius!" She said louder than the last time. He still didn't say anything, then she realized he was ignoring her! One thing she hated more than anything and that was being ignored.

*Fine! If he wants to play that way!* She thought growling.

Lucius heard her the first time but he was ignoring her. He knew it would make her angry, and he loved seeing that defiant fire burn in her eyes as she glared at him.

"Lucius…"She said softly and seductively. Now that caught Lucius' attention. He put down the paper and looked at her. She got up and walked over to him kneeling beside him. She was smiling softly and looking up at him through veiled lashes. His brows rose in question. Her innocent smile turned into an evil grin when she stood up and smashed an egg on his head. The egg broke leaving the yolk to ooze out all over his hair and face. She giggled innocently before taking off running, and Lucius was right behind her.

"Come back here!" He yelled.

"You can't make me!" She called back laughing the whole way. She could hear him growling in frustration and that only made her laugh harder.

She didn't know what she tripped over, but all she knew was she hit hard. She groaned and rolled over on her back fixing to sit up when she was knocked back down by Lucius who had tripped over the same thing she had!

"Get off me heifer!" She growled pushing against the heavy wall of muscle that was Lucius' chest. He ignored her and propped his elbows up on either side of her head and looked down his nose at her. She glared up at him. Even in the most unusual positions he was still his high-and-mighty self.

"I don't know I rather like this position." He said smirking.

"I see the whore has already tempted you." Came a voice from behind them. Lucius stood up and helped Pandora stand too. They both turned to see a tall, thin, blond woman with elven features who resembled Draco a whole lot. Pandora glared at the new woman. She didn't like her one bit.

"Narcissa." Lucius greeted coldly.

"Mother?" Draco asked coming up behind her. She turned and began talking to Draco. Pandora growled and picked up the nearest potted plant and was fixing to throw it at her before Lucius grabbed it from her hands.

"Lucius! What are you doing with that plant and why do you have egg on your face?" She asked. Pandora growled.

*Who does this woman think she is? Walk into someone's house and begin insulting them? I don't think so!*

"Uh…I was just grooming it…" He said and Pandora began snickering behind her hands.

"So she's turned you into a pansy I see."She said and Pandora could've sworn she saw flames.

*oh no she just did not!*

"Pandora…Why don't you go get ready for our date and I will deal with this." He said. She nodded curtly. She stuck her nose in the air and walked past the Narcissa much like she had seen Lucius do earlier. She could hear her say something that sounded an awful like 'bitch' under her breath. She turned quickly and hexed Narcissa, saying the first curse that came to mind.

"Opps, sorry! Must have said the wrong spell! You were supposed to be an ass but it seems you already are! You were just missing the ears and tail!" Pandora said laughing at the now shrieking woman who was sporting donkey ears and a tail. "Toddles!" She laughed as she made her was back to her room.

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Lucius had to admit he was pretty impressed at Pandora's methods. She was sneaky and cunning, not to mention she was always thinking on her toes. After getting rid of Narcissa who had come to pick up the rest of her things and deliver a message he went back to his room. Lying on his bed was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. Pandora lay in a simple black dress that reached her above her knees. It exposed her long and toned legs but on her it wasn't the least bit slutty. Her hair had been put up in a simple but elegant bun and her makeup was done. Her lashes lay against her pale skin like two black fans. She was sleeping. He sat on the side of the bed next to her and touched the soft skin of her cheeks. She moaned softly and her lashes fluttered before her eyes finally opened.

"Lucius? Is she gone?" She asked softly. Lucius nodded and she grinned.

"I do believe we have a date Mr. Malfoy."

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