Chapter 2

Platform 9 ¾

All Harry remembers was a fist coming to his head. Harry woke and found himself sleeping on a bed in an inn. On the table, there was a note. It was written so sloppy even Harry needed a couple minutes to decipher it.

"Dear Harry Potter,

"Harry, I got all of your supplies for you and thanks for the -"It was crossed out so bad there was a hole in the paper.

Harry couldn't read it but it looks like 100 galleons. "Shiz, someone took 100 galleons from my Gringotts bank." He read on…

"Harry, I got you all the things that was said on your Hogwarts letter, sorry I knocked you out! You were knocked out for a day, so I got you a room in the Leaking Pot. I also got you a birthday present since it was your birthday yesterday."

"Shizzzz, I forgot my birthday, how dumb can I be." Harry moaned. He quickly read on…

"The birthday present is hidden in this room, try to find it or it will died in an hour!

Much love,

Rubeus Hagrid"

"P.S. Thanks again for the - from your vault, much appreciated!"

Harry quickly stood up and put his feet down on the ground and a loud screech filled the air.

"Oh fudge, what did I step on?" Harry said in a curious voice. He looked down and saw a half-dead owl lying on the ground with ropes tied on her wings.

"Hagrid! What did you do to this poor owl?" Harry whispered. On the owl's neck there was a sign that said, "Hello! My name is Hedwig!"

"Hi Hedwig, my name is Harry Potter, the boy who vanquished the dark lord: Lord Voldemort!" said Harry proudly. Hedwig chirp excitedly like she would say, "I would protect from Voldemort like in the last book where I died." Thankfully Harry doesn't speak owl language so he didn't hear that. Harry looked around his room and saw a piece of paper on the desk near his bed. He picked it up and read it. It read, "London to Hogwarts for one way Platform 9 ¾."

"What the heck is Platform 9 ¾?" Harry said out loud. The mirror in the room shouted, "Yo, you are so stupid, it is the train to get to Hogwarts!" Harry nodded and said to the mirror, "How do I get there?" The mirror sighed and said, "Take this portkey!"

Harry asked dumbly, "What is a portkey?" The mirror hollered, "A portkey is a magical thing that transports wizards to places. Gods you are so dumb!"

Harry looked at the pencil on the desk and closed his eyes and touched it. Nothing happened. Harry open one eye and then the other and said, "Why am I not there yet!"

If the mirror was a person, the person would have popped a vein because Harry was so stupid! "You have to touch the book on the desk not the pencil, you dumb boy!" Harry glanced at the book and touch it and it transport him to Platform 9 ¾. "Shizzz! I forgot to get my bags and my owl!" He quickly looked around and saw a couple of red heads walking around the wall on platform 9 ¾. He ran up to them and said, "I need to get my luggage back at my apartment in the Leaky Pot. Think you could help." A fat stout red head turn around and said in a jolly voice, "Why yes! Tell me your room and I will get them!" Harry told her and she said, "Jolly, why don't get acquainted with my sons and daughter!" Harry turned around and two red head teens ran up to him and said," You're Harry Potter!" Harry looked around and then looks back to the teens and said, "Yeah I am Harry Potter!" The teen on the right said, "I am George Weasley and this nut is Fred Weasley! That girl is Ginny Weasley who will be your wife in the future!"

"WHAT!" said Harry! "She is going to be my wife!" "Oh Shiz!" said George. Fred quickly said, "That young man is our nerd brother Percy Weasley and the young boy is our brother Ronald Weasley!"

As you now know, Harry is kinda dumb so he forgot about his wife, Ginny, for now. WHOOSH! And the fat, stout woman came back holding Harry's bags! "Thanks Mrs. Weasley" said Harry nicely. "Anything for you my dear, since you are the famous Harry Potter who vanquished the dark lord: Voldemort." Harry nodded and said, "How do we-"Mrs. Weasley suddenly pushed Harry through the wall. Harry screamed and landed hard on his butt on the cold floor!

"Fudge!" Harry said and got up slowly! WHAM! The other 6 Weasleys crashed upon Harry as they were going into Platform 9 ¾. "What the heck, Potter! You should have kept going!" Harry muttered "Sorry!" "Well it doesn't matter!" said Mrs. Weasley. Mrs. Weasley looks at her watch and screamed, "My look at the time, I have to go home now! BYE!"

She quickly disappeared and vanished into thin air. "Now what!" said Harry. Fred muttered , "It doesn't matter, me and George are gonna ditched our 7th year here anyways because of Professor Umbridge." "What!" said Harry. Fred suddenly out of the blue punch Harry in the stomach as he fell down to the ground…

Author's Note: Plz review if you like Severus Snape being a good guy!