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They stood now perhaps a foot apart. And that was all; just standing. Sherlock gave John a look as if he'd made the most pointless suggestion, to which John raised his eyebrows.

"You really ought to get a new jumper John," Sherlock began with the same, stony expression he always wore.

"One for both of us?"

Sherlock seemed not to care for this remark, but after a moments pause, he sniggered. But only a little.

"Welcome home,"

"Thank you," the pair smiled faintly and soon the situation became particularly awkward.

John grinned. Sherlock looked puzzled.

Suddenly John sprang upon Sherlock, wrapping his arms about the other, and shaking about it a bit, a sort of jumping perhaps. Utterly bemused, Sherlock shook off his companion and looked positively horrified.

"What on earth was that for!"

"For breaking the tension."

Sherlock nodded as he mulled over this idea. As quickly as Sherlock's genius had comprehended the idea, he darted towards John, and had given him a small kiss upon his lips. John looked somewhat questioning, very surprised look.

Sherlock ran his hands through his unruly calmly.

"I was merely breaking the tension."


Please may I have suggestions for other stories? I have an unbelievably bad case of writer's block. Thankies!