Chapter 9

Through the Trapdoor

Harry quickly woke up and thought about what he had found out about Snape, Fluffy, and the Parody Stone. He quickly sat up and saw Hermione walking in their room. Harry bellowed, "YOU PERV, what are you doing here, this is the boy's room!"

Hermione came over to his bed and slap Harry in the face and said, "Shut the heck up stupid, Snape is going to get the Parody Stone tonight!" Ron suddenly walked and gasped and stuttered, "Harry-Hermione you two….." It was Harry's turned! He got out of this bed and slapped Ron and shouted, "Shut the heck up stupid, Snape is going to get the Parody Stone tonight!" Hermione came up to Ron and Harry slapped both of them so hard they fell down! Hermione said softly, "Concentrate boys…" Harry and Ron nodded together and Ron suddenly said…

"I just saw Snape limping towards the trapdoor where the Parody Stone is, he is going to do the impossible!" Harry listened closely and bellowed, "Let's get there before Snape does!" He looked at Ron and Hermione and said, "I might need to go to the bathroom so…."

After 30 minutes, Harry got out and Hermione and Ron stared at Harry and said, "Where were you?" Harry muttered something about bladder problems. After a few countless hours thinking about their goal, they found themselves under the invisibility cloak going to the trapdoor. Professor McGonagall was walking by and she muttered to herself, "Oh Shizzzzzzz, Albus is not here, Potter is going to get himself killed!" Harry raised his eyebrows to Hermione and Ron as if he was saying, first name basis eh! They walked closely towards the door, but suddenly Mrs. Norris came around the corner and Harry yelled, "OH THAT'S IT!" He threw over the cloak and bellowed," Avada Kadera!" Nothing came out of the wand, a young man came out of the shadows and said, "Harry you don't say that spell until the fourth book/movie!" Harry looked down and said, "Yes sir…" "Alright, let's get back!"

They walked closely towards the door click open and Harry said out loud, "Dang, this is going to be one heck of a night!"

As they descend down the stairs the 2 headed dog, "Fluffy, was licking and enormous bone. PHATTTTTTT. The trios quickly covered their noses as the dog farted. Hermione whispered, "Okay let's make a plan, Harry you…" Harry quickly flip the invisibility cloak (again!) of them ad bellowed, "Accio bone!"The bone flew at Harry as he dodged out of the way as the bone hit Ron and Hermione. Instead of growling at them and charging, the dog started crying badly!

Harry bellowed, "Reducio!" In a flash the two headed dog became a tiny two headed dog. Hermione and Ron gasped and said, "OH MY GOD, THIS IS HORIBBLE!" Harry pointed his wand at his friends and said, "Nothing happen…" The young man came out again and slapped Harry in the face and said, "One more time…" Harry nodded again and said, "Yes sir."

The three brave teens went into the trapdoor and they landed on some green long thingy. Harry quickly got up and two green thingy grabbed him and bellowed, "Fudge you green thingy!" Hermione said, "Harry don't struggled or…" Harry quickly bellowed again, "LET ME GO OR I SWEAR, I WILL TELL YOUR MOTHER!" The green thingy quit struggling and let go of the trio and dropped them into a room and saw flying things. Ron Weasley quickly said, "Accio the key that opens the locked door!" The key flew to Ron's hand and Harry and Hermione gasped and said, "What the fudge….?"

They quickly unlocked the locked door and gasped, "What the fudge again…?" It was Hermione's turned to do this. She quickly took out her wand and bellowed, "REDUCTO!" The chess pieces blew up into smithereens and one piece hit Ron and he got knocked out! Hermione gasped and said, "I must stay with Ron because if I don't Professor Dumbledore won't come and save you from Professor Quirrell who was actually Voldemort!"

Harry gasped and said, "What-"Hermione slapped Harry and said, "What!" Harry nodded and said, "I get Professor Quirrell!" Harry quickly went towards the door and saw one potion. There was a note tagged on the desk of the potion! It said, "Harry drink this!" Harry quickly drank it and ran through the door.

Professor Quirrell was looking at the mirror and said, "Voldy, it's time to-"He heard some footsteps running to him. He turned around and saw Harry running to him at full force.

Harry quickly rammed his shoulders at Professor Quirrell's shoulders so hard he flew into the Mirror of Desired and he went right through the glass! Professor Quirrell and Voldemort crashed onto the floor and Professor Quirrell lifted his wand but Harry quickly shouted, "Expelliarmus!" and Professor Quirrell's wand flew out of his hand. Harry touched the Parody Stone in his pockets…

He found out about the stone in his pocket because when he was in the bathroom, HE talked to Professor Dumbledore and he told him everything!"

Okay back to the story! Harry quickly grabbed Professor Quirrell in the neck and he started disintegrating. Voldemort came out and grabbed Harry's Parody Stone, but Harry shouted, "Avada Kedara!" and the spell hit him and Voldemort flew out of the room! Slow motion happened as Harry try to catch the stone falling along the polish floor and the stone broke! Harry gasped and said, "OH SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

All of sudden, Professor Dumbledore came out of nowhere and shouted, "STUPEFY!" Harry's last thought was Professor Dumbledore is a dumb, stupid, bastard who shot me with a dangerous spell!

Professor Dumbledore kneeled next to Harry and he looked around. He quickly reached to Harry's pocket and stole his money….

Author's Note: PLEASE REVIEW THIS STORY MUGGLES AND WIZARDS!