I have no idea why I made dorky diaries chapter 2 first than love is just a game chapter 5. Oh well, thanks to my reviewers! On with the chapter!
"So why did ya call?" asked Kimiko.
"YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS THIS!" exclaimed Keiko in to her cellphone.
"Ask the guys to come too!"
"Wait Kei-" Kimiko was cut off by the beeping of the phone. She sighed and dialed Clay and Omi's number to tell them to meet Keiko.
"So watcha wanna tell us little lady?
"Go right up to that store Omi and Clay; ask to buy some food with pork." Both of them raised a brow in confusion.
"What you wanna eat?"
"Uh…. What you sell ah?" Omi said in a Chinese slang.
"We have nasi goring, mi goring, roti prata also have, what you wanna eat?"
"Ah… you gimme one nasi goring… ah with pork." Clay replied.
"Hello sir, very sorry to tell you, we Rk house never sell any pork over here. No pork at all."
"No pork at all?"
"Yes, no pork at all." They finally understood what Keiko meant.
"Uh…. Got murtabak…. You got what murtabak ar…?"
"Murtabak…. We have mutton murtabak. You want the small one big one or medium one? The small one very cheap, only $5."
"I want big one… with pork," Clay snickered.
"Eh… Hello boss I tell you we never any pork! You dun try to disturb me I tell you… we no pork at all."
"So you all Halal no pork ar?"
"Yes, we halal. We all RK house Halal… all thing no pork. You want the-NO nothing pork, no pork at all…"
"No pork at all…? You… gimme… mi goring."
"Mi. goring putaya sir?"
"Mee goreng… not putaya. With… pork."
"HALLO SIR! I TELL YOUR NO POK AT ALL! MEE GORENG ONLY GOT PATAYA NO PORK I TELL YOU! YOU TRY DISTURB ME ONE MORE TIME, I TELL YOU I CALL THE POLICE I TELL YOU!"
"Eh… you sell soup here?"
"Yes we got soup, we got chicken soup, and we got the… tomyam soup, we got the… ayam soup. What soup you want?"
"I want pork intestine."
"HELLO SIR! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I HAVE TO TELL YOU? MY SOUP HERE NO POK NO POK UNDERSTAND? NO POK!" Clay and Omi hold back their laughter.
"Ok no pork, no pork. We understood. Ok?"
"ONE MORE TIME YOU ORDER PORK, I REALLY CALL THE POLICE I TELL YOU!"
"Err… you gimme… nasi babi (pig rice)."
"HELLO SIR! I TELL YOU NO POK!" Clay and Omi ran towards us LOL everywhere.
Dear Diary,
That was just freaking awesome! Pork sure is a fearsome food. It makes people chase after you and want to kill you. Oh, now Keiko is about to make a prank call. It's gonna be hilarious. The person she is gonna prank call is an auntie selling food with bad pronounciation.
Kimiko T.
"Harlo?"
"Hello Auntie."
"Ah?"
"This is Keiko again. I need to do another party, can I order food from you guys?"
"Can what you want ah?"
"What is the menu this week?"
"This week ah? Hmm… Flied rice (fried rice)eh.. Beef flied rice (beef fried rice). You want err… chicken curry?"
"Ya chicken curry is good."
"Got also the Nasi Lemak ah. All you want ah?
"Ya it's gonna be a big party, what drinks can you give us, Auntie?"
"Drinks ah? We have the floot juice (fruit juice), we also have the Bandung. Err… we also have err… soft drinks like Cock (coke/coca cola)." Everyone laughing in the background.
"Sorry what drink was that?"
"Err… cock (coke)."
"Medium cock (coke) also got. Big cock (coke) also got. Which one you want? Also can ah 3 cock (coke) for price of 1 I give you la."
"What a great… I take that la."
"Which one? Small one"
"No, I actually got a lot of people."
"You get the medium one ah, 30 cents more I give you big cock (coke)"
"30 cents more for the big one?"
"Ya"
"Ok, ya I think I need the big one."
"You need the big one ah?"
"But auntie is yours the real one or not? Nice to drink or not?"
"Aya of course ah! Cock (coke) very nice one ah! No need to worry ah!"
"When can you deliver the drink?"
"You tell me the food how many, the cock (coke) how many."
"Thanks auntie I'll call you later." All of us were laughing our asses off! (LMAO)
LOL funny enough? Well I may put some song lyrics in the next one Roxasxnamine out!