A/N So little Timmy's novels got me thinking. This came from that.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Nope not even, Amy, Tommy, and Liza.
"I just cannot believe McGee actually wrote another book in his stupid series!" Abby looked up from her dish washing at her angry girlfriend's dramatic entrance into their kitchen.
They had been going over the topic on and off for over a week now. Ever since Tony being Tony had snooped through McGee's things and had found the "rough copy" for "Thom E. Gemcity's" second book in the Deep Six series.
"Ziva he likes to write. He doesn't have much to write about. The books are successful, so he writes them," Abby countered attempting to defend her best nerdy friend, even though his last book had almost gotten her killed.
"But, but, they are so inaccurate, and his last one almost got you killed." Ziva whined slumping to lean her forehead on Abby's shoulder wrapping her arms protectively around her, as if someone was going to try and kill her now, at the mention of the book. But really only making it harder for her to do the dishes.
"He re-wrote that one. Plus, who cares if they're inaccurate, the less they're like us the better, right?" Abby said smiling at her work on the casserole dish and put it in the drying rack. Before giving Ziva a light reassuring kiss on top of the head.
"I still do not like it," Ziva growled pouting at her loss of the argument.
"Well, he gave us copies of it to "get our approval." Why don't we read it and make fun of the stupid inaccurate romance?" Abby asked rinsing the sink out and drying her hands.
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About two hour later the two were sprawled on the couch half on top of one another with their rough copies of "Deep Six" volume 2. They were both drawing to the same point, surprisingly reading at about the same pace.
"He didn't..," Abby stated in awe.
"What didn't he- Oh," Ziva stopped as she got to the part where Abby most likely was.
"Amy" and "Liza" had been arguing about how Liza, did not like "Tommy" in Amy's lab. "Amy" had screamed, "well prove it then." At those words and Abby's Ziva got a sickening feeling in the pit of her stomach. "Liza's" shout of "Gladly!" only made it worse.
The words; "Then in one motion Liza grabbed Amy by the shoulders, and their lips came crashing together. In one of the most mind-blowing kisses either had ever experienced." Made the sickening feeling go off the deep end.
"Why? Why do you think he did it?" Ziva asked dropping her book onto her knees, to see Abby peering at her over the top of her own expectantly. As if taking shelter from a bomb.
"Lesbian relationships are hot." Abby stated and pulled the book up farther to hide her face.
"But, but, I thought he wanted all his fantasies to come true in here." Ziva stated pointing to the book. Only getting more, and more confused. "I thought he wanted you and him together in here, and, and me and Tony." Ziva looked back up to see Abby slowly lowering her Ziva explosion shelter/book to look at her confused girlfriend again.
"Maybe, he thinks we're better together?" Abby asks cocking an eyebrow.
"Maybe...," Ziva said unconvinced, and biting the inside of her cheek in thought.
"Maybe his editor found out about us and told him to do it." Abby tries again, this time dropping her book to her knees like Ziva. "Like I said, Lesbian couples are hot." Abby states the last part with a suggestive quirk.
When Ziva notices this she tackles Abby to the couch without warning.
"You know, I kind of like the scene." She then launches into an onslaught of kisses on every bit of Abby she can reach.
Abby would have to tell Tim how much she, and Ziva, like the new novel in the morning. Even if they didn't get very far into it tonight.
A/N Sorry for the shortness, I couldn't think of any way to make it longer.
Oh and, I for the first time ever, looked at the "story stats," page today. I had no idea how many people looked at this. OVER 160! That's like oh my god. That's just this month. Yeah all five days of this month. I didn't know I had that many readers. I am extremely fond of those readers. Those of you who review know how much I love you. I would be glad to show my love to all of you. So show yourselves. In just a small, I liked it. You can even tell me you hated it. I'll still love you, because you looked at it, took your time on my writing. You have no idea how much that means to me.