Here's part 2 of our Halloween special. This one is kinda sucky. Especially, the songs.
The chipmunks had now reached the left hallway. Soon they'd be in the auditorium with the other students. However when they were in the middle of the hallway, Alvin decided to take a shortcut. "So, all we need to do is get to the room down this hallway." Alvin said.
"Are you sure this is right?" Eleanor asked.
"Of course, I take this path every day."
"Is that why you're always late for class?" Simon asked. The other chipmunks laughed.
"Quiet Simon." As they walked on, the flashlight began to flicker.
"Alvin, cut it out." Brittany said.
"That's not me, the flashlight's battery is dying." He said.
"Oh no! What will we do then?" Theodore yelled.
"Um, we could go to a class room and check for batteries." Jeanette said.
"Great idea Jeanette." Simon said.
"Let's go in this class right here." Alvin said. The group went into a classroom with many long desks covered with equipment.
"Let's hurry up and search the drawers before the flashlight dies." Eleanor said. The chipmunks looked everywhere, but couldn't find a single battery.
"We've got to hurry before…" Alvin was cut off by the flashlight going out.
"Oh no!" Theodore and Eleanor said in unison.
"Now what do we do?" Alvin asked Simon.
"I don't know. I don't even know where we are." He replied.
"I found some!" Jeanette exclaimed.
"Great job Jeanette!" Brittany said. Jeanette handed Alvin the batteries. The light shone around the room and the chipmunks new where they were.
"Hey, we're in the science lab." Simon said.
"No wonder there were so many tools on these tables." Jeanette said acknowledging the scalpels and beakers surrounding them.
"We have to get out of here and get to the auditorium." Brittany said angrily pushing her face on Alvin's.
"Then let's go already." Alvin said pushing back at her.
"Um I think we have a problem." Eleanor said.
"What?" Brittany asked.
"The door is closed, and there's no way to get up to the doorknob."
"Now we're trapped!" Theodore yelled. "What do we do?"
"Calm down Theodore." Simon said. "There has to be a safety ladder in here somewhere. Just look around and see if we can use it to get up to the knob." The kids looked around, but they couldn't find a ladder anywhere.
"There's not a ladder for miles!" Alvin yelled. "It's hopeless!" Alvin dropped to his knees. "We'll never get out!"
"Oh brother." Simon said. Alvin's whining was interrupted by the loudspeaker.
"Attention. Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, Simon, Theodore, Allllvvvvviiin! Get to this auditorium immediately!" Dave yelled.
"It's Dave!" Theodore said.
"He must have realized we were never in the auditorium." Jeanette said.
"Took him long enough." Brittany added.
"Unfortunately he also doesn't know that we're trapped in the science lab." Simon said.
"We have to get the word to him somehow." Eleanor said. She looked around the classroom and noticed something in the corner. "Hey what's that?" They all walked closer to it.
"It's a vent." Theodore said. They opened the vent.
"Maybe if we go through here, we can find a path to the auditorium." Jeanette said.
"Through there, but it's filthy." Brittany said.
"Will you just come on!" Eleanor said grabbing Brittany and pulling her in the vent.
"Aren't you guys coming?" Jeanette asked.
"No. We'll stay here to calm down Alvin." Simon said glaring at his pathetic older brother.
"Plus, if someone comes looking for us, we'll be here and they can bring us to the auditorium." Theodore added happily. "But you should take the flashlight so you can see." He said giving Eleanor the flashlight.
"Thanks Theodore." She said accepting it.
"Oh sure. The boys don't have to go in the filthy vent." Brittany complained.
"Come on!" Eleanor yelled. And with that, the girls ran off.
"Okay, this is nice. This is ok." Alvin said getting up. "I think I'm gonna make it."
"It's kind of creepy in this science lab in the dark." Theodore said hiding behind Simon.
"Relax Theodore. We're safe."
"But what if a monster comes in here? Or what if there already is one that was created by weird chemicals?"
"Theodore, there's nothing here." Alvin said reassuring him. "And even if there was, I'd get him. I'd give 'im on of these, and one of those, and some of this! And a little of that" Alvin said punchimg the air in front of him. Simon sighed.
"Well, I'm still scared." Theodore said. As Alvin was punching the air he accidently stepped on a keyboard and music started playing. (Follow along with the video. .com/watch?v=k73blHGWRjQ)
Theodore: But if a monster came in the room tonight
What would we do?
What could we do?
If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
What would you do?
If it was you.
Alvin: I'd drown with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead stunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a judo sweep
Blast him into space on a rocket
All: I'd send him to his doom. If a monster came in my room
Alvin: Yo, Zipper face You want a piece of me.
Y'all ready to rumble?
Bring it on brother.
Theodore: But if the monster sat on the edge of the bed
What would you do
What could you do
Alvin: With a zipper in his neck and bolts in his head?
Simon: If it was me? Well let me see
I'd multiply pie times his height and his weight to determine mathematically
The way to alter his molecular state, and shrink him to the size of a flea
I'd fill him full of dread, if a monster sat on my bed.
The boys began to dance.
All: A'int no monster gonna put us down
Uh-Uh No Way
We'll chase his face right out of town. That's what we say
A'int no monster gonna put us down
Uh-Huh That's right
Cause we're the meanest munks around
We're tight!
Dave (In the auditorium): Simon, Theodore, Alvin!
Where are you.?
Alvin: Ok! (Not a response anymore. Just an extra line for the song)
I am the Munk-anatior [tor,tor,tor]
Simon: If a monster came in and decided to stay
Theodore: That wouldn't be very nice
We could ask him politely to go away
Alvin: Are we munks?
Or are we mice?
I'll stick him the ribs with my pirate sword
Shoot sticky string at his head
Simon: I'll use my blanket like a matador
Theodore: I'll just hide under my bed
Alvin and Simon: NO!
All: We'll make his grave, his tomb
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up
KA-BOOM!
If a monster comes in our room
We'll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We'll blow him up
KA-BOOM!
If a monster coms in our room
The music stopped. Alvin picked up the keyboard.
"Hey, how'd this keyboard get in the science lab anyway?" Alvin asked.
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe someone forgot it." Simon said condescending Alvin. Alvin rolled his eyes.
"I knew that." Alvin said. He threw the keyboard behind him angrily. The keyboard flew through the air and hit a skeleton hanging in the corner. All of the bones fell apart and fell on the floor.
"Oh no." Theodore said.
"You inconsiderate hooligan." Simon said angrily. "You broke the teacher's model skeleton."
"He he he…oops." Alvin giggled. Simon glared at him angrily. "Listen, all be have to do is fix it."
"You don't know how to fix it." Simon said crossing him arms.
"Sure I do. You just… uh, uh, you attatch the arm to the neck, and the leg to the skull and…"
"ALLLLLLVVVVVIIIIINNNNN!" Simon yelled.
Meanwhile the Chipettes were dashing through the vents.
"How much further?" Brittany whined. Jeanette pulled out a map.
"According to my calculations, we should be…" She stopped talking when she heard a crowd of people talking.
"They're here." Eleanor said. The girls opened the vent and waved the flashlight around.
"Guys we're here." Brittany yelled. The students backed away from the vent.
"Girls! My girls!" Miss Miller exclaimed.
"Miss Miller?" Brittany said confused. Miss Miller ran over and picked them up.
"Miss Miller, when did you get here?" Jeanette asked.
"Dave called and said the power went out, so I rushed over to get you."
"Wait, we have to get to the boys." Eleanor said.
"Where are they?" Dave said running out the auditorium.
"In the science lab. Let's go."
"So if you connect this leg to this leg and put this arm over here…" Alvin said.
"Alvin, give up you don't know how to fix it." Simon said.
"You're right. I can't fix it. I'm doomed. The teacher is going to kill me.
"Maybe he'll use you as the new skeleton model." Simon whispered.
"Ha ha ha. Very funny." Alvin replied.
"Hey I know how to fix it! Theodore said. Alvin looked surprised.
"You do?"
"Yeah, we learned a song about it in class one day." Theo said.
"Why didn't you say so? Let's sing it now." Alvin said.
(Follow along with the video. .com/watch?v=i9zZTHZIIiw)
The boys gather up the bones.
Dem bones. (Oooh)
Dem bones. (Oooh)
Dem bones. (Oooh)
Let's all sing along.
The Chipmunks danced the same way from "If a Monster Comes in Our Room."
Gotcha Frankenstein connected dem dry bones.
Gotcha Frankenstein connected dem dry bones.
Gotcha Frankenstein connected dem dry bones.
Let's all sing along.
The boys connected the pieces as they sang them.
Your foot bone connected to your ankle bone,
Your ankle bone connected to your leg bone,
Your leg bone connected to your knee bone,
Let's all sing along.
They continued connecting the pieces.
Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone,
Your thigh bone connected to your hip bone,
Your hip bone connected to your back bone,
Let's all sing along.
The boys continued dancing.
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around
Alvin: What's
Finally they attatched the finishing pieces.
Your back bone connected to your shoulder bone,
Your shoulder bone connected to your neck bone,
Your neck bone connected to your head bone,
Alvin puts on his hat.
Alvin: And that's where I hang my cap.
Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones
Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones
Disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones
Let's all sing along.
The Chipmunks stand it one stop and point to their own body parts as they sing them.
Your head bone connected from your neck bone,
Your neck bone connected from your shoulder bone,
Your shoulder bone connected from your back bone,
Your back bone connected from your hip bone,
Your hip bone connected from your thigh bone,
Your thigh bone connected from your knee bone,
Your knee bone connected from your leg bone,
Your leg bone connected from your ankle bone,
Your ankle bone connected from your foot bone,
Dem bones, dem bones (Oooh)
Dem bones, dem bones (Oooh)
Dem bones, dem bones (Oooh)
Let's all sing along.
Alvin: And that's the end of our song!
All: And that's the end of our song!
Alvin: Yeah.
After the music ended, the lights came on.
"The lights!" The Chipmunks exclaimed. Dave, Miss Miller, The Chipettes, and several students opened the door.
"Dave!" They boys exclaimed jumping into Dave's arms.
"Boys!" Dave exclaimed catching them.
"You found us." Theodore said.
"Thanks to the Chipettes." Everyone smiled.
"C'mon let's get back to the the auditorium and finish this party!" Miss Miller exclaimed.
"Yay!"
I know, I know. Where'd Miss Miller come from? How'd Alvin throw a keyboard much bigger than him? I thought this was CGI? You lied! Well I didn't. I said it could be CGI or cartoon and that it would be nostaligic. So I HAD to include Miss Miller. And cartoon physics says that you can pick up and throw anything.