"Danna!" I groaned from where I was laying on my bed. It was technically our first day with the newbies, yesterday had just been arrivals, now it was time to see how they'd fit in with us.
"Get up un!" And with that Deidara began jumping on the bed, something he knew I hated.
"Deidara if I wanted a water bed we easily could've gotten one."
"Then get up Danna!" he said cheerfully.
"No brat go back to sleep."
"But it's like the middle of the morning Danna un! And you always get up before me, you're not sick again are you!"
"No, Deidara I just wanna sleep in for once, is that honestly a crime?" Deidara sighed and crossed his legs mid jump so when he landed he was sitting criss cross style on the bed.
"But you're no fun when you're sleepy." With that I sat up, wrapped one arm around Deidara's waist, and flopped back down on the bed with him in one arm.
"Can we please go to sleep now?" I asked.
"Oh Danna un you should've said you wanted to cuddle!" With that he pressed his back against my chest and pulled the arm I had over him more snuggly over himself like another blanket. I smirked and snuggled against him. Finally I'd get more sleep.
"NARUTO!"
Or not.
"Fuck." I cursed angrily as I sat up, now completely aggravated. This we should not allow children into the Akatsuki.
"Danna?" Deidara asked with a smile. "Finally awake un?"
"Can I please poison those brats." I begged only to get a laugh from the blonde.
"No un! Come on un. I'm starving and I think Kisame went out and got us bagels!"
"To think at one time if anyone tempted you with food you'd vomit." I said with a snicker only to get a sharp push from Deidara. I yawned as I stood up, I had absolutely no intention of putting on a shirt, I just never wore those in the morning if I wasn't going anywhere. With that I opened the door only to hear the two brats arguing about something.
"They're like monkeys." I groaned. "Loud screaming monkeys."
"Aww they're not that bad."
"They're hyper." I growled. The two of us made our way to the kitchen where Deidara immediately snatched an everything bagel. Why he liked those I'll never know. I prefer the poppy myself. I didn't love how they tasted, I just liked screwing with my school every now and then when they randomly drug tested us. I plopped down at the table and ran my fingers through my hair.
"Danna, breakfast un!" In seconds a toasted poppy bagel with cream cheese was placed in front of me.
"Thanks brat." I said picking up half and taking a bite. My empty stomach immediately rejoiced and I silently cursed remembering I wasn't supposed to be eating like this.
"So you're finally up?"
"Morning to you too Hidan." I said with a groan looking at the white haired boy. He grinned at me, the black robe we all usually wore was always on him, I think he even slept in the thing. However I noticed something on his arms, usually they were pale white but now they seemed a bit red. "What did you do to your arms?" I asked and he looked down startled, then grinned.
"Ah fell into a window, nothing big."
"You fell into a window?"
"Ok Kakuzu pushed me into one, happy?" Not really but I might as well let the subject drop. I sighed finishing my bagel and looked over to where Deidara and Itachi were having some kind of glaring match. Why must they always do that? I sighed and went to excuse myself, only to bump into the pink haired brat.
"Sorry!" she immediately gushed and I just shook my head. "You know you're cute." At that I immediately saw Deidara break his staring match and look over in surprise.
"Uhm, thanks?" I said confused. She blushed again.
"You know he's taken un." came a growl and I spun to see Deidara looking somewhat pissed.
"Oh." she seemed sad for a second, then brightened. "Oh you must be Konan! Tsunade told me there was another girl but I thought she had blue hair." I burst out laughing at that as did Hidan.
"Oh wow I haven't!" Hidan was laughing hysterically now. That's when it hit Deidara. He did look girly this morning, his hair not in its usual ponytail but cascading down his back. He told me he was more comfortable like that, even if it did look girly.
"Hey!" he argued.
"And I thought you were a bit thinner." And with that I saw tears forming in his eyes.
"Brat." I started when he bolted from the room.
"Look what you did!" I snapped at the pink haired brat and I saw the tiniest smirk before looking hurt.
"But I." I simply sighed and looked at Hidan who I think was going to sacrifice her to Jashin. I walked out of the room and towards our room. I knew the sound of Deidara's sniffles anywhere and I sighed gently opening the door to see Deidara crying on the bed.
"You see I told you those brats were trouble." I said as he launched himself at me.
"Danna I."
"You're not fat Deidara she's just a stupid pink haired bitch." I cursed. Konan was not thinner than Deidara and I knew that she'd said that on purpose just to upset him. Fucking little.
"Danna." I looked down at him.
"Yes brat?"
"I'm fat!" He wailed into my arms, and I sighed and held him close, trying my best to reassure him it wasn't true. She would pay for this, she was going to fucking pay for this.