Act 1 Scene 1
Percy- (sitting on bed)
In this apartment, I feel the hate and the torment
Of that stupid, smelly, Gabe
Forces mom to make his meal,
And it hurts my Achilles heel,
To know he'll never, ever give me what I want
I know I don't deserve this,
And so exposed it makes me nervous,
In, Manhattan
Wish I had some portals,
Surrounded by these mortals,
I'm still alive
I'm sick of school and this waiting around
Man, It's June and I'm skipping this town
Hey it's no mystery, mom's the only thing left now
I gotta get back to camp,
Gotta get back to the gods
I gotta get myself to camp,
Away from those like
Back to Half-Bloods, and Centaurs, and satyrs too
Back to self defense where we learn kung fu,
It's all that I love, and all that I need
At camp, camp, I think I'm going back!
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry.
Take my Pegasus, gonna take to the sky
Down by the beach enjoying high tide
And it's gonna be totally awesome!
I'll control water, with my godly powers
Play capture the flag, yeah bring it on!
And do it all, with my best friend Grover
'Cause together we're totally awesome!
Grover-
Yeah, Cause together we're totally awesome!
Did somebody say Grover? Heh!
Percy- Hey G-Man! What are you doing here?
Grover- Hey, man. Sorry it took so long for me to get here, but I had to get Apollo's Chariot. It's here now though, so come on!
Percy- Where are we going?
Grover- To Camp-Half blood of course!
Percy- Cool!
Percy and Grover- AAHHH! (in Chariot)
Percy-
It's been so long, now we're going back
Don't go to train, don't go there for food
Grover-
As long as we're together
Percy-
Gonna be super rude
Percy and Grover-
And it's gonna be totally awesome!
This summer we'll take, everybody by storm
Stay up all night, sneak from our cabins
Thalia-
But let me, mention, that we need to train hard
While in camp, if we don't want to die
Grover- Aw, Thalia why do you have to be such a hunter?
Thalia- Because guys, I almost destroyed the world, you have to learn right if you want to avoid mistakes!
*other campers come in*
Grover and Percy- Ugh.
Thalia-
I may seem bossy, but I have cool powers
Lieutenant of Artemis, got good hot cocoa
What I lack in romance, I make up in loyalty
And well guys, that's totally awesome
This summer I plan, to fight a lot
Grover-
That would be cool, if you used it a lot
Percy-
Hey man, It's cool, we'll just go on my yacht
Grover-
And that's cool
Thalia-
And that's totally awesome!
Grover-
Yeah it's so cool
Grover, Percy, and Thalia-
Yeah it's totally awesome!
Everyone-
We're sick of school, and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no oracle, for anyone to see how
Percy-
I gotta get back to camp,
Gotta get back to the gods
I gotta get back to camp
Thalia-
I don't need lightning rods
Everyone-
Back to Half-Bloods, and Centaurs, and satyrs too
Back to self defense where we learn kung fu,
It's all that I love, and all that I need
At camp, camp, I think I'm going back!