AN: Seriously, you guys rock! I would have never expected you to like the last chapter that much.

I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED THE 1ST CHAPTER:

Monster13: Yep, I love this story too. Hope you also find this chapter funny.

Foster WPL: Well, in this chapter you'll find out what Nick's dare is, at least the first part of it.

csiFREAK24: I hope you didn't die of laughter. Seriously, I'm really glad you liked it.

normalcyphobic: Short review, but I still love it. Hopefully this chapter will make you laugh again.

anonymouscsifan: Trust me, I have a lot in store for the rest of the team but for now Nick is all I can offer you ;-) Thanks for the review!

I would also like to thank everyone who added the story to story alert so far:

monster13, Bunzall, tattyhead

and those who added it to favorite stories:

monster13, gricelda22

And finally I would like to thank monster13 one more time for adding me to author alert and favorite authors

SUMMARY: The team gets invited to a Dare Night. Are they up to the challenge?

DISCLAIMER:CSI and its characters do not belong to me; it all belongs to Anthony E. Zuiker. Thank you Anthony for that awesome show!

Putting on his cowboy hat and turning up his country music, Nick got into his car and took out Archie's letter. On the front, "Gotta find a new job," was written.

"Oh my god! I knew it, Grissom wants to fire me. It's not like it was my fault that I accidently mistook his ants as peppercorns. Even Ecklie didn't notice it when he ate them." Nick freaked out.

Still worrying about his job, Nick finally opened the envelope.

"Nicky, my favorite Texas boy!

How are you? By the way, you gotta teach me to square dance sometime; but back to the topic. You don't belong in the lab and we both know it. Seriously, a wild stallion like you belongs in the fresh air, playing hero and helping your neighbor's grandma cross the street.

Well, I can't force you to give up the lab; I just thought I'd give you a taste of the real world and knowing that you're way too much of a coward to quit I'll take care of that and get you fired. Don't worry, though! If you really want to get your job back after this upcoming fiasco I can help you out.

Let's get this thing started. Go to your locker and you'll find all the things you need for the first part of your dare: Getting Ecklie a love life.

Love, mama's boy"

Nick's eyes widened. Ecklie? Love life? Was it even possible to use those words in the same sentence?

"Damn, what have I gotten myself into?" Nick cursed as he got out of the car and made his way to his locker. Opening it he saw many things such as candles, a radio and red roses, but what caught his eye the most was the pair of black leather pants.

"No, forget it!" he yelled already guessing what his dare consisted of. Still cursing he tore open the letter that was buried under the pile of items.

"Nick,

Please don't kill me! I couldn't think of anything else. At first I wanted you to smuggle hundreds of mice into the lab but seeing that you scream like a girl and jump on the nearest chair whenever you catch a glimpse of one I had to think of something else.

You have one hour to redecorate Ecklie's office and impress him with your breathtaking outfit. Don't worry about taking a picture; I have installed some cameras that will record everything. Who knows, maybe you'll have a boyfriend by tomorrow.

Good luck man! May the force be with you!"

Making sure that the door to the locker room was closed, Nick started going to work.

"Don't forget, you're doing this for a good reason. I can't wait to watch it… Brokeback Mountain", Nick thought to himself as he put all the utensils into a bag and hurried towards Ecklie's office. Looking around fearfully one more time, he entered the room and immediately closed the door behind him.

He let the bag fall to the floor and went over to the desk where he pushed all of Ecklie's things (amongst them a nose hair trimmer) aside and went to work.

If anyone had walked along the hallway at this moment he would have heard rustling, curses, glass falling to the floor and could have even seen a darting flame coming out from under the door.

"Finished!" Nick cheered as he let himself fall back onto the sofa and proudly admired his work. Dozens of candles were scattered all over the office, romantic music was playing and the floor was covered with rose petals.

"Only one more thing to do," Nick groaned and pulled out the only item left in the bag. Checking his watch and realizing he only had five more minutes left he quickly pulled down his pants.

Only a few seconds later a loud "THUD" resounded and Nick fell to the floor still struggling to get into the leather pants.

"What the fuck? Even Catherine wouldn't fit in these!"

In the meantime, Ecklie has just finished his meeting. He pulled loose his tie and entered the office only to jump back in fear at the sight that was greeting him.

"Who the hell did this?" he screamed.

All of a sudden he heard the door behind him being closed. He turned around quickly and was quite astonished by the sight he found: Nick Stokes, in leather pants so tight they would surely render him impotent, his face blue from lack of oxygen, and, worst of all, shirtless.)

"Stokes! What the hell does this all mean?" he gestured around his office.

"Calm down Ecklie, you look stressed out. Come here; let me give you a massage"

"Hell no! Stay away from me!"

"Playing hard to get, aren't you? It kind of turns me on," Nick winked at him. "You know what? Let's play 20 Questions so we can get to know each other. You start"

"Are you on drugs?"

"No, I'm only addicted to one thing and that is you. My turn now," Nick grinned as he went over to Ecklie.

"I've wanted to ask you this question for the longest time now… What is your favorite

0123 position?" he whispered into his ear.

"Well, my favorite position at basketball is small forward but I also like being shooting guard"

Nick smirked.

"I didn't mean that kind of position"

At Ecklie's utterly confused face, Nick decided to make a few very suggestive motions with his hips.

"That's it! Get the hell away from me you freak!" Ecklie yelled and took out a crucifix which he then held in front of him. Trying to grasp the door handle he backed away slowly.

"Come on you sexy little thing; show me what you got. We both know that you've been checking out my ass ever since I entered this building all those years ago. I want you and I want you now with all of your 'I'm better than you' attitude, your bourgeois outfit and your bad breath"

Ecklie abruptly stopped splashing around holy water and turned around to look at Nick.

"Oh my god! I…I've waited so long for someone to say these words to me. You have no idea how long I've been searching for that person and now I find out it was you all the time…my soul mate, the only one who truly appreciates my beauty."

A few seconds went by until Nick screamed out in fear, finally processing Ecklie's words. He crawled under the desk and wished for the world to end. With a grin so big it almost reached his ears, Ecklie went over to Nick's hiding place and crouched down in front of him.

"Come on Nicky, what's wrong with you? Only a few seconds ago you wanted to jump me and now you're hiding? Don't worry…I'll be gentle"

Nick was so close to hyperventilating as he grasped the only thought that could help him out of this situation.

"Ecklie, there's only on one condition."

"Sure, sweetheart. Whatever you want I'll do for you."

"…I want to have a threesome with Grissom"

"WHAT? Nicky, how can you say something like that? By the way, what do you even want with that old fart? I'm way better than him…and bigger"

"Well, now that I think about it, we should also invite Doc Robbins."

It didn't take long for Ecklie to break out in tears.

"How can you do this to me? I love you, can't you see that? You know what? Go to these two but don't come crawling back when you realize they can never please you the way I could," Ecklie shouted angrily as he stormed out of his office, only once stopping in the hallway to turn around.

"You're fired!"

Nick slowly stood up and went over to the door closing it.

"Archie, you better hope it's an original DVD" he whispered before he passed out and fell to the floor.

AN: I do not, repeat DO NOT, have anything against gays. One of my best friends is homosexual and I admire him for standing his ground when others make fun of him. Just wanted to get this straight (no pun intended).

Well, I was sitting at school and being bored like always I had nothing better to do than to write this chapter and I'm glad I did, because I really like how it turned out.

I hope you agree with me on that.

A special thanks goes to my beta reader fox-rox1539!

Finally, I want to say THANK YOU for reading and PLEASE REVIEW!

Next chapter: Warrick's first dare

It could take me a while to write chapter 3 because I first need to work on the newest chapter of my Gilmore Girls story but I'll try my best.

Love, Andi