This chapter contains people going in and out of character, delayed reactions, pointless bouncers, too much stuttering, social awkwardness and a hint of twincest... oh wait, that's the next chapter XD.

I know, this one is sorta crap. But we aren't going for quality. We're going for torture. Thankya.

Blaze Takara wasn't what you would call a cautious person. Even if you had just met her, you would realize soon enough that she was dangerous.

This is why Matthew Fujioka should have been scared out of his Bonds underwear when the words 'this means war' left Blaze's lips. Heck, he should be running for the door even if the word 'war' was stated in her presence. Matthew Fujioka was very stupid to dismiss her words so carelessly- very stupid indeed.

Blaze ran excitedly down the hallway of the school building, conveniently forgetting the afterschool study session her best friend Louise Hiiragi had planned. Louise Hiiragi was your typical moe girl; beautiful, glasses-wearing, clumsy and smart. But the one thing she cared about the most was studying. If there was a test coming up, she wouldn't pick up her phone, reply to messages, answer the door, log in to online chats and games, or even join her friends at lunch. She went to extreme lengths to secure herself an A+ on every single test. And she did.

"I'm really lucky to live so close to the school," Blaze said to herself as she dashed down the path leading to her house. "I guess you have to feel sorry for people who live miles away from where they work and all." She swiftly unlocked the front door and raced up to the stairs to her bedroom, where she slammed the door shut behind her and whipped her phone out of her pocket.

"Matthew Fujioka, I warned you." Blaze clenched her teeth and hit call. "It's not my fault you didn't listen."

Louise Hiiragi slowly pushed open her bedroom door and sat on her bed, throwing her bag to the floor. She had nothing to do. She couldn't call Blaze; she was told not to. She didn't have any studying to do, there weren't any tests or essays or exams or homework due anytime soon. Whenever she thought of Matthew, images of him being tortured by Blaze replaced images of her and him holding hands, hugging, kissing, all of the things you'd expect from a love struck teenager.

It was too much.

"I need to distractmyself," Louise bit her lip and looked around her bedroom, trying to locate something to do. Read some of her manga? No, she'd read it all already. Watch Haruhi Suzumiya? No, Itsuki Koizumi reminded her of Matthew too much. Watch Lucky Star, then? No, with all the Haruhi references, she'd be thinking of Matthew again soon enough. "I think I might play a game on my computer…" she pondered as she switched it on. What with all of the end-of-year exams that had just passed, her computer had remained untouched for months. Now, with nothing to do, it was the perfect time to play a game.

"What to play…" she sat down and scanned the desktop. "MapleStory? Blaze likes that. Maybe I could try playing it, too." She clicked the icon and logged in to the account Blaze made for her years ago, but never had time to use.

As her avatar landed in the tutorial, Louise remembered something important. Matthew played MapleStory, too.

She promptly facepalmed.

"Hey, Blaze, how can I help you?" A girl's voice cheerfully greeted through the phone.

"I need you and your brothers help with a little… issue." Blaze narrowed her eyes.

"Oh, like the last little issue? That was fun, remember when we stuck the leek up his-"

Blaze cut the chirpy girl off. "Yeah, don't remind me, please. And it's sort of like the other little issue."

"Ohh, I see now." The cheery girl's voice suddenly turned serious. "When do you need us?"

"Maybe, tonight? Can you do tonight?"

"I think. You want me to put my brother on?"

"No, its fine. Just be here at eight, got it?" A grin spread over Blaze's face.

"Got it!" The voice was suddenly cheery again. "Eight, eight. Yup!"

Blaze hung up and chucked the phone onto her bed. This was going to be fun.

It was an ordinary evening for Matthew Fujioka. He was sitting at his computer, playing MapleStory, pigging out on ice-cream and generally being a slob. His parents had gone for a few days, so he took this opportunity to eat all the junk food in his house, use up all of the internet and do whatever the hell he wanted. Little did he know that when Blaze Takara says she means war, she really means war.

The door of his bedroom flew open with such force that the door was thrown off its hinges and through the wall. There stood two massive guys in black suits and sunglasses.

"Uh, do you need something?" Matthew turned in shock and stared at the men.

"Nope." The first guy said casually, picking up the door and placing it back in the doorframe.

"We just need to ask you some things." The second said, taking Matthew's arm and leading him towards the door, only to realize guy number one had stuck the door in backwards. "Dude, really?"

"Sorry…" he pulled the door out and leant it against the wall. "Okay, let's go."

"Wait, what?" Matthew tried to pull away from the burly man. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing." The first guy said. "Geez."

As the two men hustled Matthew out of his house, a girl with blonde hair wearing bunny ears and shorts smiled smugly from her seat in a black Mercedes. Her brother, with messy blonde hair and a ponytail, straightened his yellow tie and smiled as Matthew was pushed into the back of the car, being forced to sit in between the massive men, who were the twins' bodyguards.

"Okay, Len, lets move." The girl clapped her hands and leant forward in anticipation.

"Alright, sis. Let's get this show on the road!" Len slammed his foot on the accelerator and zoomed down the street.

Blaze sat smugly in Louise's living room, a confused Louise sitting nervously next to her.

"What's going on, Blaze?" Louise said, almost scared.

"It's nothing, nothing at all, bestie! Just a surprise, I hope you love it!" Blaze almost squealed.

"Blaze, I'm a little nervous…" Louise crossed her arms over her chest and bit her lip.

"Its nothing to worry about!"

"Are you sure?"

"Absolutely. Its going to be so much fun!" Blaze squealed as the doorbell rang. "Louise, your surprise is here!"

"I… oh. My. God." Louise gasped as a teenage boy walked in the room, his blonde ponytail bobbing as he sat next to her.

"Y…y… you're Len." She stuttered. "You're Len K-k-k-Kagamine."

"Yep." He smiled and ran a hand over his hair.

"What are you doing here, I mean, here.Like, with me?"

"Just a little surprise me and my sister Rin prepared for you."

"Oh my god." Louise covered her face as it turned bright red. "The Kagamine twins are in my house."