Who could've known?
Me: I know I need to update faster but im busy with science fair and some um troubles. Anyways guess what song I'm hearing! Well enough of my ranting I shall do a disclaimer and to whom ever said everything is possible has never tried to shut a revolving door. Kakashi the disclaimer please
Kakashi: She doesn't own the show Naruto and never will *says while reading Icha Icha paradise*
Me: Lazy ass…. anyway on to the story
**The next day**
"Why do you think Kakashi-sensei asked us not eat anything this morning Sasuke-kun" Sakura asked Sasuke with hearts in her eyes as she leeched herself onto him while he grimaced
"Hn" Sasuke answered while trying to shake her off "Where is Naruto" he asked after a few minutes of silence
"Right here" Naruto said jumping down from a nearby tree landing in a crouched position which in turn startled sakura into letting him go
"Why are you late" Sakura screeched and hit him on the head with a anime tic mark on her large forehead
"Sakura-channnnn" He whined while nursing the bump on his head "I was at Ichiraku's ramen stand"
"But Kakashi said not to eat" Sasuke said before Sakura could say anything else or hit Naruto
"So he doesn't know and I never said I ate anything" Naruto answered back sitting under the tree he came from and took a book out
"Ch. I didn't know the dobe read" Sasuke said smirking expecting for a comeback from Naruto but all he got was silence so he took to staring at the sky while glancing at Naruto every few times
**Naruto's pov**
Wow didn't know Sasuke was this fond of the rules I always knew he was too good for himself but really.I thought Hey kyuubi you there?
(Yeah I'm here brat do you know the Uchiha brat is staring at you) He answered
Yeah I don't really care and I don't know why anyways I was wondering if you could help me with a new jutsu I was planning on making I said this while pretending to read something about how to make dango
(Well what are you going to name it and what does it do?) Kyuubi asked curiously
Well the name I think would be Black dragon hellfire no jutsu and I'll use the ram, tiger, rat, boar, dragon seals and a huge dragon comes out of my mouth and it then spews black fire from its mouth
I answered him so what do think, care to help me I asked after a few seconds of waiting she responded
(Well I guess I could give it a try wouldn't hurt to right) she said with a chuckle
Yeah it would be totally bada… "SENSEI YOU'RE LATE" Sakura screeched like a banshee cutting me off
(What the hell you fucking stupid pink banshee you could have mother fucking broken my fucking eardrums you fucking stupid pink bitch) Kyuubi roared with anger flicking her tails around furiously thinking of images that would make any ninja scared shitless
"Well you see there was this little old lady that need help with her packages" He said scratching the back of his neck nervously while eye smiling
"LIAR" She shrieked again
(Does that pink headed brat want to me to come out and pour acid down her throat then gouge her vocal cords out with a rusty kitchen knife) Kyuubi asked angrily while I just mentally started laughing
"Anyways the test is for you guys to get these bells by noon if you don't you fail" He ignores her and holds up two bells
"But Kakashi-sensei there is only two bells the three of us could not possibly all pass" Sakura stated
Thank you captain obvious I thought sarcastically
"The one who doesn't get a bell will be tied up and won't get any lunch and then will be kicked off the team and sent to the academy again" He stated boredly
Well of course I can do this by myself but the whole excirse is about teamwork so I guess I could try getting them to work together I thought
I have to do this for Sasuke-kun no way am I going to be sent back (Guess who) ;p
"To get a bell you have to come at me with a killer intent" Kakashi said lazily reading his book
"But sensei won't you get hurt" Sakura asked worriedly
"You guys won't be able to land a hit on me" Kakashi said matter of factly
Time to act my part I thought bitterly I hate acting like an idiot
(But you can be an idiot sometimes kit you know) Kyuubi said while snickering at me
I didn't comment as I charged forward "Ryhaaaaa" I yelled as I ran at Kakashi with a kunai, suddenly I found myself on the ground with my kunai at my throat
"Now I didn't say start but you sure got the right stuff" he commented "Go" he said a moment later still not letting me go while the other two jumped into the trees and hid rather poorly if I may add their hiding skills would get them killed I could literally see them from a mile away
I'll show you killer intent I thought sadistically, I let a animalistic growl rip through my throat as I lifted my head up and hit him in the stomach with only a little chakra then twisted myself so that I was facing him showing my sadistic smile that kyuubi showed me and let her killer aura leak out of me a little
"What the HELL" he yelled then jumped off of me looking startled and slightly scared
Thanks Kyuubi-Chan! I mentally cheered then sighed at the situation knowing Kakashi wasn't going to forget this and I knew for a fact he was going to tell Hokage-jiji though I knew he would just tell me to be careful and a long ass lecture for it. I ran off hopefully the others didn't catch that little show I remarked as a jumped from branch to branch
Next time will show the fights!
Me: So love it hate it I am EXTREMLY sorry for not updating but my computer crashed, I'm having problems at home and I have to help with some shit at school so please read and review it makes my day or night whenever I get around to reading them
Q/A: I got the idea from DaniZaraki she is an awesome author if you don't know her go read her stories they are fantastic, anyways what is your favorite flavor of ice cream (I know I'm so creative aren't I)
Me: If you R&R I will give you Kiba-kun Ja-Ne