Happy Feasting of the Homo Sapien Sapiens upon the juicy meat of the Genus; Meleagris.

... Hehehe.. sounds so much more gory when you say it that way! :D Enjoy! We got really close to seven reviews, and I was just feeling like updating. I recently got my first critical review (not on this story!) .. or maybe it was just a flame, I dunno, that said that I couldn't write very well... (not exactly; I'm paraphrasing and I'm biased...) but instead of getting mad I decided to update as many of my stories as possible!

yeah, this is the only one I've gotten to so far... :p oh well...


REVIEWS! :D Yay! I asked for seven (I think...?) and I got: 5! Which, considering, is much better than the usual 4!

thisismyworld17 : :D Yays! thank you for reviewing and for using z's to spell the word please! your contribution to this country is welcomed!

The Girl Who Questions Sleep: I as well question sleep! :D and yes.. last chapter squeegee was sad.. this chapter his tired... next chapter (Ooooohhhh :D ) THANK YOU for telling your friends! loves!

SuicideToaster: I luvs you. You are so much love to me right now it's uncanny. I don't know if that 3 was supposed to be a heart, a cat or just a 3 but I luvs you anyway! You listened! You got everyone else an extra review! :D That simple little 3 means you want more of the story, and that is why I luvs you like Gir luvs cupcakes!Thank you, 3-person!

[no name]: awww, I wishes you had an account too! Coz now, how's you gonna know if I updated or not? :( Oh well, I know, sad and cute are my specialties! Thank you so muches for reviewing! and YES! you realized the chapter titles! I'z waiting for that! as for what I do or don't you will have to find out! :D

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Thanks so much for replacing all your friend's brains with squid brains! I love you and in another life I might own JtHM, but in this one, I don't!

Enjoy!


Z?

Johnny took off the head phones from around his neck, and put them on Squee, tightly, then pressed play. Squee smiled, giggling to himself, tears nearly gone. "Get some sleep kid." Johnny said, petting Squee's head gently.

"Kay, Nny," The little kid settled down, snuggling into the blankets. "Mmmm,you too, Joh-nny." He said lazily, knowing the phrase wouldn't have much effect. Of course, this is what he expected from Nny, but what he didn't see, wouldn't see, as long as Johnny had a hand in it, was how touched he had become to the overused statement.

"I don't sleep kid." Squee made a cute sound while drifting to sleep, causing Johnny to smile, something he did rarely.

Kill him.

"Shut the Fuck up!" Nny shouted at the unheard dough-boy.

Why? You've never resisted killing, until now. you've gone soft. Nny, it's not long before you become one of them, laughing at others, Lust, pain will be minimal, you'll grow soft.

don't listen to him, Nny, Johnny.. don't.

"I already know that, Nail-bunny... Have I not seemed a bit more collected with my self?"

I just don't want you to do something, you wouldn't, survive through.

He's right, you wouldn't survive killing the boy, now would you? hmm, isn't that something you've wanted, to kill yourself? What better way? Wasting away, deep into depression?

Please, Nny, don-

"Nail-bunny, I've, I think I've got it... Its been a few years... I'm okay." He glanced at Squee. "I'm okay."

I'm proud, Johnny.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Hmm.."

"Didn't you say you should check on that?" asked the small, sleepy voice, from underneath a lot of blankets.

"So, what, you sit there and listen to me have a complete conversation with two Styrofoam cutouts, and a floating bunny head, and say nothing?"

"I've grown used to it."

"Oh-

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"I should check on that, wait here."

"Where else would I go?"

"You've become such a smart aleck."

Squee stuck his tongue out at him.

"Watch it, last guy that stuck something out at me lost possession of said thing." Johnny said.

Squee could hear the smirk on Johnny's face.


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