Dear Mum,
Haven't talked to you in a while... not since you moved on actually... I-I just wanted to say that... I miss you. We (meaning my siblings and I) don't really get along like we used to. Scot smokes, Wales is possibly shagging sheep, North is as annoying as ever, and Ireland... well, the girl scares me a bit, to be frank. Other than my relationship with my siblings, I'm well. I'm quite the powerful nation, if I do say so myself. At one point, I ruled half the world, and I would have kept that title too if it weren't for stupid America! Former conquests aside, I miss you dearly, and hope you write back soon.
Love, your dearest son, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (England)
P.S. You're not the only one with French problems. The woman's son is far worse than she could ever hope to be.
o.o.o.o.o
Dear England,
Well, you never really had a chance to talk to me, love..but I miss you too, I really wish I would have stayed around to watch you and the others grow up..
Oh? Ireland has been telling me you haven't been getting along with the others because you're teaching your people to discriminate Irish people? Arthur, I thought you would turn out better than this-Ireland hasn't done anything wrong and I refuse to let this one slide. Learn some respect for your siblings.
As for your conquests, you wouldn't have kept it if you hadn't had America. You would have fallen, but I'm glad to hear that you've done so much in the last few decades. If I wasn't so upset, I would say I'm proud of you.
With love and respect,
Britannia.
P.S. Oh god. You have NO idea what Gaul has done. The bloody git tried to make me marry Rome and her at the same damn time. Francis is NOTHING compared to his own mother.