Hola grandmother,

I'm Belize. I'm England's son in central america. I'm sorry that I was never able to meet you. And is mi Abuela Maya in heaven? She raised mi hermana Guatemala and I until she moved on. And my sister Nkicaragua says that she knows that her mama Nicarao is up there in heaven. So, I wanted to make sure.

And I hear that Gaul is the reason france is a pervert… is that why France's daughter French Guiana has been trying to grope just about everyone here in latin america? I feel bad for Suriname.

Well anyway, I just wanted to say hi.

Te quiere,

Belize (Micos Jonhson)

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Dear Belize,

Oh? So Arthur has more children? Why hasn't the boy ever told me these things? No, no, it's alright, love. I wasn't really around long enough to meet any of Arthur's children - but it would have been nice too before I moved on. Abuela Maya? I believe so, except the poor darling hasn't been talking much to anyone, but she's such a mother figure to the children. Well, Ncicaragua is correct, her mother is up here but she's very distant - it makes me wonder what's going on in her head.

Yes, Gaul is the reason for France's behavior, but he shouldn't be putting that raboxious attitude on his own children or any others. It's just wrong. Give Suriname my best wishes!

With love,

Britannia