Dear Mum,

Oh… she told you that, didn't she… well… um… I don't think I have a comment on that… Moving on!

Well, I guess your right… America WAS a one of my largest colonies, and one I paid much attention to. Perhaps if I hadn't left him alone so often, he would have turned out better… but that is all wistful thinking, now isn't it?

And please, PLEASE, do not be upset with me! If it will keep you from being disappointed in me, I suppose I could try and revive my relationship with the others… MAYBE. It all depends on whether they want to or not, really.

With Utmost Love, Your Son, England.

P.S. You want to bet? The bloody Frog once called me, saying he had kidnapped Flying Mint Bunny, and when I rushed over to his house, there was NO sign of Mint, but a naked pervert. He handcuffed me to the bed, called in his two friends (the idiot Spaniard and the albino German), and proceeded to foursome against my will. I didn't sit right for two weeks after that.

o.o.o.o.o.o.o

Dear Arthur,

Yes, she did tell me, and personally I thought it was quite brave of her to come out and tell me instead of you. Obviously you have nothing to say on the matter.

It's not entirely wistful thinking, love. If you just accept America of what he is today, I'm sure your bond with him will be what it was before. You're not suppose to leave children alone, Arthur! Especially one who was so young, poor dear, no wonder he's so…different.

As long as you can show that you CAN get along with your brothers, I won't be so upset and disappointed in you. Try to settle down with them and NOT fight..although I doubt that won't happen.

Best wishes to you,

Britannia

P.S. Rotten luck for you, love. I had the same problem, except with Rome and the other Ancients. I'm sure France is just like his mother..in all ways sadly.