Another short story of Puck and Mercedes. Enjoy :)

Don't own anything of Glee.

Pick Up Lines

Mercedes was walking to her locker in between classes to get a book for her next class. She reached her locker to find Noah Puckerman leaning up on a girl on a locker next to hers. She rolled her eyes and was quick to get her stuff and leave, but she wasn't quick enough to not hear the perky blonde Cheerio's fake laugh or one of Puck's outrageous pick up lines, "I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"

The diva could not wait to get away to laugh at such a horrible pick up line. She surprised herself by snorting, just a few inches from the couple. Quickly retrieving her book Mercedes went off to class not having a care in the world that her laughter rang throughout the hallway.

"Mercedes where are you going?" Kurt asked.

"I am going to get my lunch save me a seat", the boy nodded and went ahead as she continued down the hallway to her locker. As soon as she opened her locker it was immediately slammed shut, "What the-"

"You made me miss out on my girl", Puck barked right in front of Mercedes, which didn't frighten her, but just made her laugh all over again.

"I didn't make you lose your girl it was you!" she giggled pointing at him.

"I had it in the bag before you started snorting like a pig."

"Your game is hilarious, that pickup line made your girl run away."

"What the hell do you know about pickup lines Aretha?"

"I know that your pick up lines suck!"

"Let's see if you can do better"

She rolled her eyes, "yeah that is what I thought", he said storming off.

"Hey!" she yelled and he turned around as the girl ran to catch up to him. She stepped up closer and gave him a big smile and the greatest view of her big brown eyes. With the way she showed off her smile and eyes made her dazzle, the girl knew how to work her assets, and Puck had to force himself to stop staring at her and to force his mouth from smiling. "Hey" she breathed, "I just wanted to let you know you're really fine. Probably the hottest guy at this school."

He crossed his arms over his chest and raised his eyebrow, "You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."

"Um there is a girl that really likes you right here (point at herself) that would love to go out with you." What? Little Aretha got some game, Puck thought, he laughed letting his smile show on his face, he had to give it to her the pickup lines she used was good.

"I got a library card to check you out" he said trying to check out her butt and she turned away laughing, "Funny".

"Quit stalling go!"

She face palmed and started to cry turning away from him, which freaked Puck out. His number one rule is no crying chicks never make them cry, "yo what's wrong?" putting his hand on her shoulder. She wrapped her arms around him pulling him in close to her, "can't find my baby" she muffled into his chest. Oh shit, he couldn't get a hold on himself between how she was pushing them into each other and the tears he was completely lost on what to do. The feeling of her big soft breasts on his chest from her tightening grip on him pulling them closer together was driving him crazy. The tighter she pulled him in the more of her womanly curves he could feel pressing on his body almost making his eyes roll backwards in pleasure, he was already biting his lips and curling his hands into fists to prevent himself from doing something stupid.

"He has to be somewhere" she said pulling herself from his chest looking everywhere, "he's tall, chiseled, tan, cute…baby!" she said looking at my face and hugged him again.

"Oh you jerk" he pushed her away as she laughed, "that wasn't even good!" he said.

"Okay final one's make it good Puck", she said jumping a little.

"Does your daddy own a farm? You got some good melons." He laughed at himself expecting her to kick his ass for such a comment, but she was silent. He looked at her and she was calm with a smile on her face looking back at him.

"No, we only got milk here" his mouth almost dropped to the floor hearing her say that. "Melons are hard but these are soft and jiggle", she said looking at her boobs.

"Damn"

Dude this is a trap don't look at her boobs women are crazy, Puck said to himself.

"Stop drooling it is my turn!" Mercedes said snapping him out of his thoughts realizing that his mouth was wide open and was staring at Mercedes rack.

"Okay go!" Puck said.

She walked up close to him, and he slid his hands on her waist with a half smile on his face ready for her next pick up line. "Hey I am your neighbor from across the street and well I need to borrow some sugar. I have this recipe of you and me together. I already have the brown sugar as you can see, but I was hoping you have some white sugar to spare. What do you say sweetie give a little?", Puck couldn't help but smile and nod giving her props. That was the best pickup line either of them said, and wanted to give her that white sugar at this point.

"What do you say I see you Friday night?"

"There ya go! That is a good pick up line", she said happily playfully slapping his chest.

"I didn't get an answer", she looked up in his face to see that he was in fact serious.

He quirked up a smile seeing her blush a little and getting shy, "Okay, but no corny pickup lines", she said doing his signature eyebrow lift.

"I have some ideas for some new ones now" he raised his eyebrow back.

When she tried to pull away it just made him pull her closer to him till she was practically on top of his body, "what's up?" she said chuckling a little.

"Want that sugar now?"

He saw her freeze up and blush more, he softly kissed her cheek, "I will be gentle", he said before leaning into her lips. He kissed her lips to give her a small peck but was surprise when she kissed him back sucking on his lips, which made him pull back and size up this girl again. She was beet red trying to hide her face, why didn't I get on little Aretha sooner. He captured her lips again, and she sucked his lips all over again.

Back in the cafeteria her friends waited for her.

"Okay where is she?"

"Lunch is almost over"

"I'll go look for her", Kurt said. He walked down the hallway no long hearing a banging noise like someone getting slammed against a locker. Worried that it was his best friend was being jumped by the jocks Kurt raced to the sound but stopped dead in his tracks at what he saw, and walked right back to the cafeteria.

"Where is she?"

"I don't know" he said shortly focusing on his food.

"What's wrong your blushing?"

"It is just really hot, don't worry I am sure she is fine. I'll send her a text." Kurt said hiding his smile.

In the hallway Puck and Mercedes were making out hardcore. Puck leaned against the lockers with his legs spread apart with Mercedes standing between them. Mercedes arms were comfortably around his neck and his were on her lower waist guiding their bodies into each other causing the locker banging. Just as he was about to slide his hands further down her waist she pulled away getting her phone from her back pocket that was vibrating.

Making out in the hallway is how you get caught you bad girl! Take a breather and eat!—Kurt xo

"Well I ate a nice Hershey's kiss" Puck said in response to her text message.

"Thank you Jesus! The boy can flirt with good pickup lines."

"All I needed was some brown sugar."

She started blushing getting her lunch and walked back to cafeteria, "Bye Puck".

He leaned back against the locker watching her hips shake left to right going back to the cafeteria. Once she was out of sight he exhaled throwing his head back, "I need some more of that chocolate fox".