I don't own anything of Glee.

I have done a lot of stories of Mercedes being pregnant, and I finally want to share one. What irony I call Mercedes' brother Marcus when her boo on Glee Season 3 name is Marcus lol. Enjoy everyone.

He groaned hearing his phone ring.

"Yes Mrs. Fox?" he deadpanned, ever since his wife demanded he fire his old secretary for the older Mrs. Fox, he could never get any work done having to bring his secretary up to the 21st century teaching her about the computer.
"A Marcus Jones left a message for you."
"Oh shit! What did he say?" raising his voice into the phone.

"He said 'answer your damn messages and call me back ASAP'!

"I didn't get any messages? What messages?"

"He has been calling since lunch your cell phone and the office."

"Mrs. Fox why didn't you tell me?"

"You said no disturbances except your wife."

"Or her friends Mrs. Fox! Oh never mind!" He slammed down his phone and speed dialed his best friend and brother-in-law.

"Hello?"

"What's wrong?"

"You need to get down here!"

"What is she in labor?"

"No worse."

"Oh?" he said relieved that he didn't miss the birth of his son and daughter, "the mood swings?"

"Yup."

"What is she doing?"

"No clue she kicked me out."

"Why?"

"Because I have a dick."

"Oh fuck"

"Forget ever getting that big boy", Marcus laughed.

"Shut up, I am coming home now."

"Good luck"

He quickly got his keys and headed out, "Mrs. Fox I am leaving for the day, cancel all of my appointments for the afternoon." He raced out of his construction firm driving straight to his house seeing Marcus leaning against his car in their driveway.

"About time" Marcus said.

"What happened?"

"You know Mercedes was still in bed while you went off to work." He nodded quickly pressing for him to speed up, "well I went up to check on her because it was around 11 am and she still didn't eat anything. I had made her breakfast and was waking her up and she growled at me told me to get the fuck out! I didn't fight her because you know she is 7 months pregnant, but she became a monster and was ready to throw the bed lamp at me if I didn't leave the room. I stood outside the bedroom door, and all she kept saying was, 'stupid fucking men! Slice off their dicks! You did this to me! Carry a damn baby and see how it feels!' She opened the door and found me eavesdropping and went ballistic kicking me out the house all together."

At that Puck went inside the house ready to do damage control for Marcus stupid mistake of waking her up.

"Baby?" he called out, "I'm home."

Everything seemed untouched and normal on the ground level, he went to their bedroom and the door was locked.

"Hey Babe" he knocked.

"Get the fuck out of here! You stupid jackass!", her voice yelled back throwing him off a little bit. Noah was prepared for the mood swings, but he was taken back hearing her yell like that with so much hate and anger in her voice.

"Baby its me."

"Who the hell you calling baby? My name is Mercedes Jones!"

"Mercedes Jones-Puckerman!" he corrected her and she huffed, "I'll kill him. Better yet, I will kill everyone who has a damn penis you animals! All of you men fucking suck!"

"You don't mean that"

"Especially you Puck!" His patience vanished that instant.

"Open this damn door!" he was done trying to reason with her when she called him by his old name. He grew up a lot from being the man whore he was in high school to a successful business owner. To know his wife just degraded him to that point made him mad.

"Hell No!" she said.

He was so mad he kicked down the door. His eyes immediately locked onto his wife's, who was lying in their bed froze looking back at him in shock, "get the fuck outta here!" she yelled pointing at the door.

"No who the heck you think your talkin' to? This is my house and you're my wife!"

Back outside Marcus heard Noah's comment and quickly fled into his car. "I better tell my mother that her son-in-law just died", he said driving off knowing his little sister is going to go off on him.

"It is my house. You don't have no wife anymore, I am divorcing your ass!" he saw how she was struggling to sit herself up in the bed with her swollen belly.

"You cannot even move" he sneered. Before she could even respond Noah kicked off his shoes climbed into the bed spreading her legs and getting in between them. She tried to kick and punch him, but it was useless especially in her condition. Puck had one trick up his sleeve to calm his wife down that has worked for the past 7 months of the pregnancy, and bets that it will calm her now. He put his hand on her belly and she stopped trying to attack him instantly.

The trick is called the belly rub.

It replaced a lot of the sex they normally had but he got a very perky wife in exchange. He liked the belly rubs because he was given full control, which is hard to get in their relationship with the both of them being so hardheaded and controlling. His eyes were glued on his wife seeing how just that simple touch silenced her, as he tapped his fingers on her belly she closed her eyes seeing it in her face, trying to fight the pleasure, "don't you dare take your hand off my belly!" she hissed.

Noah sworn to himself that he was going to treat his father-in-law to a beer after the delivery for teaching him this trick. Knowing his wife since high school, dating her through college, and now married for two years that she is a zero tolerance woman. He has no doubt if she was pushed too far especially now being pregnant she would try to get a divorce.

He did disobey her command to take his hand off her belly to help her out of her top, for her to really feel his hands. As he rubbed her belly it gradually became softer and so did his wife, relieved hearing her exhale and moaning a little.

"There you go baby", he said trying to coax her to let go more.

She poked her head up over her belly by propping herself on her elbows to get a look at him, "You like my belly?", she asked embarrassed and Noah caught that.

"I love your belly", he said slowly and passionately for her to know how much he meant it. He knew his charm worked seeing a tint of pink form on her cheeks. Not breaking their eye contact they had he leaned down and kissed her belly in a deep slow kiss.

Noah was amazed the effect the belly rub had on his girl right now. Her eyes became to flutter and she threw her head back. When she looked back up she had her "sex eyes" right on him. She was turned on, chewing and biting down on her lips did not mute her moans and whimpers. It was adorable to him every time he heard moans of passion escape from her mouth. It was like a sweet and angelic sound: her voice went up three octaves from the normal deeper tone of her voice like a whine, "Mmmph! Oh baby!" Aroused at the music of her please, he kissed, licked, and sucked on her belly causing her to throw her head back again and again, right before collapsing on the bed.

He stopped kissing her belly despite her whimper of objection to kiss her neck and lips, "what about this?" he said against her swollen lips. In response she turned her head away, "honey" she cried pulling him down by his shoulders to her belly. He smiled and continued to kiss her belly as she stroked one hand through his hair and the other one on top of one of his hands that was still on her massaging her abdomen.

Noah's eyes almost dropped out of their sockets seeing her squirm, bending her legs together, heaving, and arching her back. He only sees this side of her during sex, and seeing this side of her come out in a belly rub was about to make him drool. She clenched his hands on her belly, "right there baby" she cried and he immediately began to massage more in the area she wanted, "Mmph! Don't stop please! Oh!"

"Let it out sweetie" he picked up the pace and gave her one big kiss on her stomach to quicken her release. She let go of her grip on his hands, clenching the headboard and screamed of release.

He had so much more respect for her for carrying their baby. He assessed her as she was coming down from whatever just happened: her back was still arched as her hips bucked a little, her hands grasped onto the headboard with her eyes shut and was heaving for breath. He slid up to the top of the bed positioned himself underneath her, so when she relaxed she would lay on his chest. Noah knows she would never believe him if he told her that he is more in love with her now as she's pregnant. It was the truth, seeing her waddle around with the cute belly bump, wearing maternity clothes, her puffy cheeks, weird pregnancy foods, it just makes her more perfect in his book. He respects her independence, but loved the pregnancy for allowing him to be there for her more.

They haven't argued like this since college and post-college when they first moved in together. Both of them knew they loved each other with marriage heavily on their minds, and decided to go to anger management and couples counseling to learn how to communicate using inside voices. Working like a charm the young couple were so more in tune with one another, after a year of no arguments Noah felt ready to propose.

He is glad that she is pregnant so soon in their marriage because this subsides any fears of his that she will leave him. It is why he gave in and got rid of his good secretary and puts up with Mrs. Fox every day. Ever since she started to show she started feeling insecure about her belly. Hailey, Noah's former secretary was attractive, and Mercedes started to makeup complaints to make him fire her. Noah tried to weasel around trying to fire Hailey, attempting to woo and charm his wife in seeing that he loves nor wants anyone but her. That plan went out the out the window with Noah giving in when she attempted moved out over his secretary, and that day he quickly fired Hailey.

He never wants her to think she is not enough for him.

Her and their twins are all he will ever need.

Mercedes finally released her grip off the headboard and fell onto Puck's chest, she opened her eyes and they were sparkling like her gorgeous smile, "hey" Noah said.

She was the perky happy wife again giggling and carefree, "hey", they both leaned in and exchanged a deep sweet kiss.

The way she looked so adorable and cuddled onto him made him excited. For Noah he sworn off all perky Barbie-like girls, they just annoyed the hell out of him being that happy. His still hates those types of females, but his wife's giddy side was his great exception. It was the light of day seeing her become so vivacious and delightful. Whenever Mercedes felt relaxed from her belly rub, she would giggle and cling to him. Whenever he held her or kissed her she giggle and shrill in excitement, pulling him in closer to her. In the mornings he gets up first and she would always have his outfit already laid out. On days after a morning rub Mercedes gets up with him holding onto his hands as much as possible and takes extra care for his look: buttoning up his shirts and tying his ties. When she has the energy she would walk with him to his car and wave as he drove off. He knows she hates being on maternity leave, but it made his day having her at home waiting for him still high on belly rub magic from the morning. He would receive messages throughout the day on a new meal she wants to try inquiring if it is weird pregnancy food or not, asking him to pick up some more milk on the way home, or requests to go out for ice cream after dinner.

She could tell he was ready for some when he switched positions slinging his arm around her shoulders and had a focused look on his face as he stared at her. This was the look and how he acted on their first date at the movies before he went in for their first kiss. As her stared into her eyes Noah can see her "sex eyes" return; he was already on the move unclasping her bra as she was already unzipping his pants.

"What was that?"

"Sex" he tickled her sides for being smartass causing her to giggle and squirm.

"What was that?"

"Okay! Okay! It was stress."

"About what?"

"I feel so fat, we haven't thought of names, we're so young and having twins, your firm is still new and you can't be here as much, losing my shot as partner and all my cases, all the stuff we got to do."

"Hey your really sexy! Damn sexy" Mercedes blushed as her husband was checking out her naked body under the sheet. He put the sheet down and kissed his wife before continuing, "We have two months to think of names, we are young but that just means we are going to be cooler parents. Your mother and brother come over all the time, I am sure they won't stop after the babies are born. You need to stop doubting yourself. You think I called you 'mama' in high school for nothing? You got this Ma. We got this." His charm was working for him yet again seeing her listen to his every word, "Baby running my own business allows me to drop everything at work to be here with you. I can even work at home sometimes when I don't have meetings and stuff. Lastly, you are the best damn lawyer in the city of Charlotte. You take on more cases than any lawyer at the firm. You will make partner and when they do we'll celebrate."

"Oh what will we do?", she said animated.

He leaned down and kissed her lips before pulling her more on top of him, "work on our second pair of twins." He leaned forward to kiss her again but she pulled away,

"I am sorry for calling you Puck I wasn't even thinking. I am so proud of you on becoming this king you are, don't want you to ever think you are any less than that. Um, even though I have no clue on what to name our daughter, I actually have a name in my head for our son already. It is not original but it is something."

"Holding out on me I see", she blushed and nodded her head, "tell me."

"Noah James Puckerman II."

It was like the wind was knocked out of him from the excitement and nervousness at the idea of giving their son their name. The thought never really ran through his head before, and now he can't get it out of his head.

"I love you" Mercedes said searching his eyes.

"Love you too I really like the name." He said chocked up a little, but quickly recovered. He knows he is probably going to cry about this at one point when he is alone, but not now in front of his wife. Only on two occasions he will allow for her to see him cry at their wedding, which he cried when she walked down the aisle, and when their kids are born.

"I wasn't even thinking kicking the door down." He turned his head back looking at the door completely off the hinges.

"It was actually a turn on" he turned his head right back to his wife, both with a raised eyebrow looking at each other before tossing off the sheet.

"His car is still here so hopefully he is not going to leave and that there working everything out" Mrs. Jones said stepping out of Marcus' car straight to opening the front door of her daughter and son-in-law's house.

"Shouldn't we ring Mama? Mercedes is really trippin'."

"Oh hush boy. They gave me this key to come over during emergency situations, and this is definitely an emergency situation." Marcus got a key to the house the same time his mother got one, after their mother insisted they gave them both a key for emergencies.

As they enter the house they hear Mercedes huffing loudly, "Baby?" her mother said running up the stairs to the sound of her daughter's voice, with Marcus following quickly behind. Mrs. Jones never ran so fast in her life, many possibilities ran through her mind hearing her daughter huffing like that. She was mainly worried that her baby was going into premature labor. They stopped at Mercedes and Puck bedroom getting full view of the both of them in the middle of having sex, with the door lying down on the floor.

"MOM!" Mercedes and Puck screamed trying to cover themselves up.

"Sorry!" She dashed out followed by Marcus. In the car Mrs. Jones was fanning herself to stop the blush from forming on her cheeks, while Marcus was trying to hold back from laughing, "next time we'll call first right Ma?"

"You got that right."