Hey Britannia! How is my bushy browed ancient buddy? So your allowed to write letters? Sounds exciting! Hey can you tell Rome to stop hogging the bathrooms in the morning he is seriously taking too long! And he only listens to you! Plus your cooking isn't making anything better! I mean who put YOU in charge for making breakfast? Your making every ancient in heaven puke! Learn how to make better things! Bushy brows!
PS I hope you still don't have that whole invading your land millions of times still against me J
PPS Gaul says hi and honhonhonhon?
Sincerely,
Papa Scandinavia.
o.o.o.o
Dear Pig,
I'm quite well, thank you for asking, and yes, I'm allowed to write letters and it is very enjoyable.
I'll talk to him, but that idiot would probably bribe me so he would stop. Why can't you just lock the bathroom doors to make sure he won't get in?
..Excuse me? Like you could cook any better than I could, dear. And DO NOT call me bushy brows.
With love,
Britannia.
P.S. No, of course not ^^;; I just want to pound your bloody face in, that's all~!
P.P.S. Oh god, tell her I said hello and to stop trying to get me to marry Rome, please?