Chapter 7: Spin the... Magnus?

Magnus looked at Alec and nodded. He talked into his cell phone, "Okay Mcjagger, were all clear, Rihanna, Jesse, Ke$ha, Peter and Demi have arrived, over!"

Alec looked at him and then said into his phone, "Lady Gaga, I'm standing right next to you, we can communicate without our cellphones and why are we even using code names for everyones? And why am I Mcjagger!"

Magnus looked at him, frowning then spoke into his phone, "But, were on a mission, we can pretend our cellphones are walkie-talkies. And because once again we are on a mission and its all I could think of, don't question me! Also you have to say over, over."

"Got it, so the only one that isn't here is Simon, wait what is Simon's codename again, anyway?" Alec asked confused.

"Simon is Elvis! And you forgot to say, over, over." Magnus shouted into his phone.

"Geez you don't got to yell, over." Alec said. "Wait, lemme get this straight, Rihanna and Ke$ha are together, and Peter is fighting with Demi? Over?"

Magnus sighed, "Do I need to make you a friggen key!"

Alec shook his head, "Maybe." Magnus pulled out a wrinkly piece of paper from his pocket and quickly drew a key.

He showed it to Alec, "This is your key." Alec stared at it.

Magnus- Darren Criss

Alec- Mcjagger

Clary- Rihanna

Jace- Jesse McCartney

Simon- Elvis

Izzy- Ke$ha

Basil- Demi Lovato

Carzel- Pete Wentz

Alec nodded, "Got it, I'm keeping this thing." He shoved it into his pocket. Simon arrived with a sleeping bag and bag with clothes.

"Sup guys," Simon said and went into the condo.

Alec nodded at Magnus, "Pete has arrived..."

Magnus groaned, "Your hopeless," and went inside his condo.

Alec frowned and squealed, following him, "What is that supposed to mean, Lady Gaga!"

Magnus turned to him, "Well, you got one right." Everyone had made themselves comfortable in his basement when he walked downstairs.

Clary was sitting with Carzel grinning about something and Jace was talking to Basil, but he looked bored.

Magnus clapped his hands and everyone looked at him, Clary asked, "Why do you always do that?"

Magnus shrugged, "Well Clary... I don't know."

Alec whispered in Magnus's ear, "I thought she was Adele?"

"Rihanna!" Magnus shouted! Everyone stared at him. "I mean, umm we could listen to Rihanna tunes... Okay! Well, umm, lets play my version of spin the bottle!"

"Your version?" Jace asked.

"Yes," Magnus said grinning, "I pick someone and then I spin myself onto a different person. And then those two kiss! Get in a circle everyone." Everyone got in a circle, Alec sat next to Izzy, "Except you Alec!" Alec stood up. "Your the ref."

Magnus laid straight on the floor in the middle of the circle, "Okay, Izzy your first. Tell me when to spin."

Izzy asked, "Spin?"

Magnus moved himself around until he landed on Simon. "Okay, Izzy and Simon got to kiss."

Simon asked, "Wait, Magnus your the bottle?"

"Duh now kiss her!" Simon shrugged and walked up to Izzy and kissed her. Izzy blushed and shrugged.

Alec looked at Magnus, "Elvis and Ke$ha are working perfectly."

"Don't jinx it," Magnus growled.

"Sorry Lady Gaga..."

Everyone stared at them, two and then Magnus spoke again, "Okay Simon your spin."

Simon said, "Sweet!" Magnus started to move himself toward Izzy but accidentally landed on Basil when he got a cramp.

Basil frowned, "No, way I'm kissing a vamp, he'll bite me."

Simon groaned, "No, its what the bottle says." He kissed Basil on the cheek and she reddened then rested her head on her hand not looking at anyone.

Alec walked and laid down next to Magnus, "Lady Gaga, your plan isn't working. Ke$ha's mad at Elvis, cause he kissed Demi." Everyone ignored them, they'd gotten used to the Malec weirdness.

Magnus stared in wonder at Alec, "McJagger, you got it correct! Now get away from me, the game shall go on!"

Alec asked, "Can I play, please?"

"Fine!" Alec got in the circle and pushed Jace over to make room. "Okay, Basil your spin."

Basil stared at the floor, "Spin."

Magnus barely moved and landed on Alec. "Lady Gaga! Why'd you do that! I thought you liked me!"

Magnus groaned holding his leg, "I have a leg cramp, I can't move my leg too far."

Basil sighed. "I was kissed by a vampire and now this."

Alec said, "How about a friendly hug?"

Basil shook her head, "How about you move away before I break your face." She stuck up her face.

Alec stood up and moved away. "Dang, this girl has some anger management issues!" He covered his face, "Don't hurt me!"

Basil rolled her eyes, "This game sucks, lets play truth or dare."

Magnus shook his head and stood up, "No this is not according to plan!"

Carzel grinned, "Truth or dare could be fun!" Magnus sighed and got in the circle.

"Fine, since it was Alec's turn, he picks someone."

Alec grinned, "Okay, so Jace. Truth or dare?"

"Truth is boring, lets do the dare."

Alec smiled. "I dare you to go into the closet with Simon for 3 minutes."

Simon asked with a grossed out face, "Do you mean metaphorically or physically?"

Magnus glared at Alec, and hissed, "He was supposed to go with Clary," then he said louder, "What do you think Simon?"

Alec frowned and bit his lip, "Oops."

"Metaphorically?" Simon asked.

Jace groaned, "Lets go Simon, worst dare ever!" He walked into the closet with Simon following him.

Three minutes later they both walked out grinning with their hair messed up and clothes ruffled.

Izzy spit out the soda she was drinking and screamed, "What the!"

They all stared mouth opened, Alec looked paler than usual. "What happened in there?" Magnus asked, his face turning pink.

"Well, I realized my true feelings for Simon..." Jace said grinning at Simon, Simon grinned back.

Clary stared in horror, "My boyfriend and my best friend, this is a nightmare."

"What would those feelings be?" Isabelle asked, "I can't believe it was my boyfriend and my brother," she sighed. "This stuff only happens in soap opras."

"I realized that me and him together..." Clary put her hand over her mouth, "Make awesome pranks!" The two burst out laughing, grinning and high-fiving.

Clary and Isabelle turned red with anger, "THIS WAS A PRANK!" Isabelle shouted.

"Yes, we both messed up our hair and wrinkled our clothes! It was the best prank ever!"

"Oh, you are in some deep water Jace Herondale!" Clary screamed then breathed out.

Magnus's face coloring had returned to it's regular shade. "So I guessed its Simon's turn to truth or dare someone?"

Simon grinned, "Awesome, Alec truth or dare?"

Alec thought about it, "Truth!"

"Would you rather hug a wild raccoon with rabies or kiss a porcupines back?"

"Well, one would get me really sick and I could die, and the other one would be painful." Alec paused, "I'll go with the porcupine."

Simon grinned, "I'll order it now." Alec glared at him and he shut up.

"Its Alec's turn again," Magnus said with a groan. "Don't mess this up Mcjagger," he hissed.

Alec said, "Okay Clary truth or dare?"

"Truth..." Clary said, uncomfortably.

Alec grinned, "Would you rather kiss Jace or Carzel?"

Magnus interrupted before Clary could answer, "What the heck are you doing! Your not helping, Clary take the dare!"

Clary shrugged and Alec said, "Okay Clary go into the closet with Carzel for five minutes!"

Magnus narrowed his eyes, "You idiot! Game pause!" He grabbed Alec by the ear and pulled him over into the corner. "You were supposed to have Clary and Jace go in the closet, to help fix their relationship."

"Jace already had a turn in the closet, though, it was someone else's turn," Alec said biting his lip.

"You may have just ruined their relationship even more!" Magnus screamed. He walked back to the group and smiled, "Okay, the dare has been changed! Instead of you two going into the closet, your going to switch outfits."

Clary stared at him, "But thats weird..."

"How do we change, we'll be undressed in front of eachother," Carzel grinned, "Wait a minute."

Jace cracked his fingers and stood up, "Thats it, she's my girl! Lets handle this right here, right now!"

Carzel stood up, "But I don't want to hurt you..."

Basil stood up, "Wait, Jace why are you standing up for her? She's practically cheating on you!"

Clary stood up, Magnus groaned, "No, no, why are you all standing sit down, sit down."

Clary walked over to Basil, and growled, "You want to start something!"

Basil shook her head, rolling her eyes, "I wouldn't, you've only been trained for a bit, I'm a NATURAL shadowhunter."

Simon stood up just as Clary launched herself at Basil. Simon wrapped his arms around Clary and then lifted her up. Clary fidgeted and shouted, "Let me down!"

Simon shook his head, "No," and then he blew Clary's hair out of his face.

Magnus clapped his hands nervously, "Okay, truth and dare, is over, its time to sleep."

"But its only to two in the morning?" Alec asked confused.

"Shut up McJagger," Magnus whispered. Simon put Clary back down and Clary grabbed her sleeping bag. "Girls and Alec on that side," he pointed to the right side of the basement, "Boys and me on the left side."

Carzel walked away from Jace to grab his bag, and Jace accidentally tripped him, but he didn't move. Carzel turned to face Jace and swung his bag over his shoulder. Jace frowned, "I accidentally tripped you, yet you didn't fall."

Carzel shrugged, "I don't fall that easy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm tired. Also, I'm a very light sleeper, so pranks don't work on me. You'll just be disappointed." Carzel walked over to a spot on the left side and laid his sleeping bag down.

Jace arched an eyebrow, "Your a weirdo." Everyone got ready for bed on their sides and Magnus turned the lights off.

"Goodnight Lady Gaga!" Alec shouted from the other side of the room.

"Yeah night Magnus... or Lady Gaga? What's up with the nicknames?" Izzy asked.

"Nothing, Ke$ha..." Magnus said and then laid down on his glittery sleeping bag.

Izzy asked, "What?" Magnus ignored her and then there was silence.

Then Simon started singing, "But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mcjagger..."

Alec heard his codename and asked, "Hmm?" He was ignored, "Whatever, good night Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Pete, Demi, Rihanna, Jesse, and Elvis!"

"Shut up McJagger!" Everyone yelled.

"Hurtful," Alec said, then he shut up and fell asleep.

Yeah, Gaga and Mcjagger, developed nick names for everyone. Want to know what the nicknames mean? Of course you do!

Well Clary is Rihanna for a very simple reason, the fiery red hair, Jace is Jesse McCartney because of how he's blonde, Basil is Demi Lovato because of the hair, although Demi doesn't have red highlights.. Oh well, Simon is Elvis, cause of the color of his fair and because he plays music, although its completely different, oh well it was funny thank ya thank ya very much *elvis grin* Izzy is Ke$ha, do I really need to explain why? Okay, cuz of hair, and what they do, Izzy gets crazy. Alec is McJagger, for no reason really, except for the song, when Simon goes but we kick em to the curb unless they look like mcjagger! Carzel is Pete because of the hair, and its all i could think of Magnus is Lady Gaga, cuz of glitter and outfits, and it was funnny.. Am I forgetting anyone? I don't think so. Well... has anyone seen the commercial for Target, DENIM, GRAPHIC TEES, LEGGINGS AND TUNICS, MORE DENIM, BACKPACKS, HEADPHONES, HAIR GEL, DENIM!

well i think its a genius commercial, DENIM! its always on and hilarious. okay umm... right umm.. credit goes to laffy_taffy0401 for a lot of random things, MAGGIE is a bottle, lol... and they played TRUTH or Alec you better get the DARE right!

well umm review... k? thanks! :D ALSO next chapter update, friday! :D