Chapter 9: Bumper sticker!

Raphael stared at the blade. "So thats what its called. I knew it was used by shadowhunters." He stared at them, "So it is what I thought, a shadowhunter did kill her." He stared at them all with a certain pleasure. "We declare war on you."

Maryse shook her head quickly. "No, no, no! It wasn't us!"

"Who else could it be?" Raphael said narrowing his eyes.

"Rogue shadowhunters..." Clary suggested.

"Rogue?" Maryse asked.

"Yeah, they killed Basil's parents," Alec said rubbing his neck. "Basil and Carzel have been trying to find them.

Maryse asked, "You mean that emo girl who is racist and the confused boy?"

Alec muttered to himself, "Told you she was racist."

"Yep," Clary said. "Except Carzel isn't confused, but you may be right about Basil being emo and all."

Raphael said, "Rogue shadowhunters? An intriguing thought, the war will be postponed till I figure out what is going on. Goodbye." Then his holographic self disappeared, Maryse groaned, rubbing her neck and walked out of the room.

Jace turned to Clary, "She's not emo."

Clary rolled her eyes, "She's emo."

Basil walked back in carrying a banana, "Whose emo?"

"You," Jace said.

"I was gone three minutes and I come back and I'm emo?" Basil asked confused.

"Yep," Magnus said looking at his nails. Basil narrowed her eyes at him, "Hey at least we didn't say you were funny and attractive, cause then we would've been lying."

Alec grinned and said slowly, "Burrrrnnn."

Clary laughed. "You want some water for that burn?"

Alec's eyes widened, "Double burn."

Jace rolled his eyes, "Double rainbow."

Magnus interrupted them, flashing his fingernails at them, "Anyone think I need a manicure?"

Clary shook her head, "Screw manicures. The spa is the place to be."

Magnus grinned, "Lets bounce then," he snapped his fingers and him and Clary disappeared. Basil frowned then slid up next to Jace batting her eyelashes.

Isabelle frowned, "I wanted to go." As if on cue, she disappeared.

Alec and Jace looked at eachother sighing. "We were ditched," Alec said groaning.

Jace sighed, "You think there's something going on between Magnus and Clary?"

"No, way Magnus wouldn't do that to me. Besides he's gay."

"He probably hasn't always been gay. I mean, you know he's been alive a long time, probably digged chicks at some point," Jace said with a frown. "I mean everyone digs chicks at some point." Alec coughed and Jace laughed nervously. "Well not everyone."

Alec rolled his eyes, "Watch yourself Herondale, Clary's quite the feisty one. You could lose her."

Jace scratched his head. "And you could lose Magnus!"

Basil flipped her hair and grinned at Jace, "Oh, well more for me, ya know if you and Clary call it quits. Even if you don't." She winked as she ran her hands through his hair. He moved his hair to a different side quickly.

He laughed nervously, "I like my hair a certain way." He pushed his hair over a bit more. "See?"

Basil shrugged, "I like it the other way. And its super soft," she said with a wink.

Alec and Carzel started walking around whistling heading towards the kitchen. Jace grabbed Alec's wrist before he got far and glared at him. Carzel made a break for it heading towards his room. He hissed, "You are not leaving."

"Who are you, my mother!" Alec said grabbing his wrist out of Jace's grip and sitting next to the wall.

"Of course not," he said chuckling nervously. Basil was trying to play with Jace's hair again and Jace slid away from her. "I thought you didn't like touching."

Basil smiled, "I don't like being touched, but touching other people is fine."

"Thats kind of perverted," Alec said with a weird look.

Jace gave him a look, "Kinda?"

Basil narrowed her eyes at Alec, "Don't you have somewhere to be?"

He shook his head, "Jace wanted me to stay."

Basil rolled her eyes, "Jace, do you want to go somewhere more private." She ran her fingers up his arms.

Jace gave a tiny smile and said in a queasy voice, "Sure the kitchen, lets go Alec! Basil you can stay here." Basil gave him a look, "I'm getting you a surprise snack."

Jace dragged Alec into the kitchen. Alec rubbed his wrist, "My wrist feels violated." He frowned then shouted, "WRIST VIOLATOR!" Maryse walked by the kitchen right at that moment, whistling. Her eyes widened when she heard what Alec said.

Jace shook his head, "Its not what it look like! Or sounds like! I swear!"

Maryse turned away from then and walked away whistling a small whistle. Jace glared at Alec, "But its true," Alec said sighing. "Your a wrist violator."

Jace smacked Alec, "Dude! I have a serious problem with Basil! She's trying to get with me!"

"What about Clary?" Alec asked raising an eyebrow.

"I love Clary, but I cannot lose this fight."

Alec nodded. "Right, men need to fight for the dignity."

Jace grinned. "Right! Where'd you get that quote?"

Alec bit his lip, "I made it up."

"But, your not a man..." Alec frowned. "Manhandler," Jace said with a tiny smile.

"Thats true, I'm not, but you are, with WRISTS!" Alec moved his wrist around in Jace's face.

Jace pushed it away, "Shut up Alec. So what should I do?"

Alec sat down on a chair. "Hmm." He rubbed his chin. "I got it!" Jace gave a hopeful look, "Wait, never mind thats not good." Jace sighed. "I got it! Kiss Basil! In front of Clary! You will win, because you went past the limit."

"But won't that break Clary?" Jace asked.

"Yeah, and she'll need a man to pick up the pieces."

Jace grinned. "Great plan, buddy!" He slapped Alec on the back, causing Alec to fall off his chair. Jace shrugged and walked out of the kitchen heading to his room.

Two hours later Magnus, Izzy and Clary walked through the institutes. They all were wearing glitter and were carrying shopping bags. Jace ran downstairs and saw them. He slowed his run to a walk and nodded at them.

"You went shopping?"

They nodded. Clary grabbed a tiny bag. "I got you a gift, cause I felt bad about..." Seeing everyones look, she said with a smirk, "About the fact that your going bald."

Jace felt his hair, "I am? It feels as hairy as ever!"

Clary coughed awkwardly and handed him the bag. He opened it, "A bumper sticker?"

"Yeah, I had it custom made, it says I got kicked out of Yankee Stadium!"

Jace looked at her, "I don't have a car for the bumper sticker to go on."

"Yeah, I know," Clary said giggling.

Jace looked at her raising an eyebrow, "Are your pupils dilated? Have you had any drugs?"

Magnus rolled his eyes, "I think there was something at the spa that set her off. She's been like this since then."

Clary hit Magnus, "Shut up! Once he gets a car he can use the sticker!"

Jace smiled, "Its the thought that counts. Clary, I was thinking, maybe we should..."

Clary's phone started ringing, "Hold on Jace." She answered it, "Hello?" She grinned, blushing a deep crimson. "Hey Caramel!" Jace frowned. "Your in your room?" She blushed. "Carzel... I'll be right up." She hung up, "Jace could you maybe say what you were going to say later." Jace nodded and Clary skipped off.

Jace rubbed his forehead, "What was at this spa?"

Magnus and Izzy shrugged, "I think she's messing with you dude," Magnus said shaking his head. Jace stared at the bumper sticker.

"But, what girl buys you a gift and then ditches you for another dude's room?"

"Your girl," Magnus answered.

Isabelle thought about it, "Actually if Carzel had called me and you were about to make up with me, I'd choose him. He's gorgeous."

Jace frowned, "Not helping, Izzy!" Izzy skipped out of the room, with Jace following her.

Alec walked in and smiled at Magnus. "Hey! I think I fixed Jace and Clary's relationship."

Magnus raised an eyebrow, "How?"

"I told Jace what he should do to get Clary back!"

"And that was?" Magnus had a bad feeling about this.

"I told him to kiss Basil in front of Clary, Clary would break and Jace could pick up the pieces," Alec grinned.

Magnus sighed, "Oh McJagger. If you weren't cute." He rubbed his temples. "Listen, Clary is going to break..." Alec nodded smiling. "Jace." Alec frowned. "Cause Clary, will kill literally kill Jace. When is he doing this?"

"I don't know."

Magnus frowned, "I'm going home to figure this out." Alec nodded.

Magnus grabbed his shopping bags and left. Alec shrugged and went into the kitchen.

Alec's phone vibrated and he looked at the txt.

McJagger,

U r no longer involved in the mission 2 get Clary & Jace back 2gether.

Live,

Lady Gag

Alec looked at the message confused, his phone vibrated again. Sorry that was a typo, LOVE* LADY GAGA*

Alec shook his head. "And I thought a lady was going to gag me on air LIVE!"

Maryse walked by, "Alec are you talking to yourself?"

Alec nodded. "Yep."

Oh, McJagger, we wub you... Okay, well Mcjagger just messed up the relationship ever more and Basil is crazy! :O and could be emo... She's totally playing Jace, like a friggen guitar... Well, she wants to play Jace, he has not let her... yet... Lol, and Clary's totes messing with Jace with Carzel, I love it girl friggin power! :D school starts soon so this may be the last tuesday update, and i dont think ill update friday, so updates will be random, late.. that stuff.. also... umm im going to post a teaser of a story i may do next summer could be earlier... so if ur author alerted ull get it, so check that out ill post it after i post this so review?