As the Saints went out for the party and even look in safe keeps…
The Boss was back at the Saints HQ asleep…
He awoke, when he had enough rest...
He yawn and said...
"Man Shaundi, you are still the best...Second to Kinze and Third to Viola..." said the Boss...
The Boss got up and put on his clothes...
"Its time I head to the Broken Shillelagh, and know the drunken role..." said the Boss...
So the Boss headed to the Broken Shillelagh, to get his drink on...
While the Saints set up the party, while the Boss was gone...
But at a abondon island, called "Andreas San Island" lies in a mansion, inside with a man...
A leader of the Third Street Saints, made him tap out, with his bare hands...
A mask man, who sits in front of the T.V. with the nightly news as his anger grew...
"Hello, I'm Jane Valderama, and welcome to your 7 o clock late night news...Steelport is showing some Christmas love, as citizens decorate the city with Christmas lights, Christmas Angel, and Christmas Turtle doves...The snow is dropping rapidly and heavy, so it'll be hard to drive in it with a Chevy...So be careful when sliding or slipping on ice and tell St. Nick have you been naughty or nice...and a tip for the Steelport Saint Fans...Buy the new Saints Christmas Flow Energy Can...Pack with the energy that'll get you in the mood...even for sex for the groove...So enjoy your Christmas, and enjoy eve, and enjoy the beginning of the year 2013"
The Mask Man threw his chair at the T.V...
"Fucking Saints, I want them to bleed!" yelled the Mask Man...
"I'm Killbane!...The future ruler of Steelport! I should be the one ruling, not some idiot pork!" yelled Killbane...
"Sir, may I suggested some relaxing pills?..." said a Butler...
"No! BUT GET ME A FUCKING DRINK IF YOU WILL!" yelled Killbane...
The Butler bowed his head, but quickly ran for cover...
"I had it with the Saints fucking me over!" yelled Killbane...
Killbane paced around the room, knocking things to the floor...
He even killed his pet bird during his rage, what he do that for?...
"I'm sick of the Saints and I'm sick of the fucking games...Its time I do something different than doing the same..." said Killbane...
The Butler came back with Killbane drink, but he left his army helmet by the kitchen sink...
"Oh dear, oh my...I hope he doesn't kill me" whisper the butler...
"Jefferson...my english man...don't you see...I can never let you die of what has come to be..." said Killbane...
"But sir...your anger...You kill your pet bird..." said Butler...
"Buy me another, don't be upset of what you heard..." said Killbane...
"I know your mad at the Saints sir, about what they have done..." said the Butler...
"Jeffery my friend, everything is not won...The Saints may have ran me out of town, but they are not going to be around..." said Killbane...
"Not around you say?..." said the Butler...
"Jeffery...Its time Killbane to come after the Saints on Christmas day..." said Killbane...
"You want me to warn the Saints?...Will you be needing a coat sir, its freezing and snowing..." said the Butler...
"Yes Jeffery...and its best if the Saints and everyone else not knowing..." said Killbane...
Killbane smiled and sinsterly laugh...
He thought of something that'll cut the Saints in half...
But enough with Killbane and his midnight evil planning...
Lets see what the Boss is up too, and see if his day was enchantting...
The Boss came out of the Broken Shillelagh, with a wrap up foil animal skunk...
But seems like the Boss had too much and was drunk...
He look on his phone and recieved a text...
From Shaundi..."Come to the Saints HQ for what comes next..."
The Boss smiled and went to his car...
but before he did, he was stop by a Professor Genki not the Reailty star...
but a Santa Genki happy and cheering...
"Hello there, want a Christmas hearing!" yelled Santa Genki...
The Boss was drunk and Christmas wasn't his day...
"Move the fuck out of my way!" yelled the Boss...
"Aww...Come on...Christmas brings Joy all across to the world...for all the goodness for the Boys and Girls...The snowing and lights...all beauty that shines...Bring no grinchy emotion, but the joyness and kind..." said Santa Genki
"Look...Ssssssaaaannnntttaaa Ssshhiittt...Get outta my way...for the last time Christmas isn't my day..." said the Boss...
The Boss pushed Santa Genki out the way...
but Santa Genki came behind him and wanted to say...
"Please kind stranger...be happy with Christmas fun..." said Santa Genki...
"One more time...get away from me I have a gun..." said the Boss...
The Boss push Santa Genki down to the ground...He went to his car to unlock his door...
but Santa Genki tried again, what he got off the ground for?...
"Please sir...I need help delivery gifts to the children of Steelport, please help me spread joy before you deport...please help me out...Oh and I forgot..."
before Santa Genki could finish, he was shot...
Santa Genki slowly fell to the ground...
He try to get back up, but felt terrible pain as he was down...
Blood pour out all in the snow...
Can't believe what happened and what unfold..
Blood came from him, as he cried...
"Please help me stranger...I don't wanna die..." said Santa Genki
The Boss lower his gun and put it away...
"I warn you! Christmas isn't my fucking day!" yelled the Boss...
Before the Boss got into his car...He found Santa Genki was giving him a gift, the Boss thought...
"Fucking retart..." said the Boss...
He stomp on the gift and left in to the hurry, thinking why should he be trying...
As Santa Genki was on the street...dying and crying...
The gift he smashed was from the deceased Johnny Gat...
It was a picture of the original third street gang...thinking it was love that the Boss lack...
THAT SUCKS!...Bad enough that the Boss hates Christmas...but was it something that he shot a Santa Genki and crush the last gift from Johnny Gat!...sure you would...but not before Christmas! Do you think while the Boss was drunk he was ready to party?...Or will he do something that he'll regret...FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
Short Sneak Peak of Dead Rising The Retelling:
Azrael Arko found himself in the Willamette Mall...He went to go search for items to barcade the door more...but he kept thinking while he was searching...
He wander around the place, trying to figure out how to escape the mayhem of the Zombie outbreak...
"What the hell am I going to do?...If I stay in the mall much longer its a chance I'll be rescue, but a chance of those fuckers getting in here...so how am I going to get out of here..." said Azrael...
As he wanders around he spotted a man with a camera, across the hall from him...As he was looking at him, he took pictures of a oldman on the otherside of the lock part of the mall...
"You!...Stop right there!...Do you have any idea what you done!" yelled the oldman...
The cameraman step back from the oldman as he stomps his cane into the gate...
"Why did you summon me to this place!...What are you planning!..." yelled the oldman...
"Would you calm down! I don't even know what your talking about!" yelled the cameraman...
The oldman stop for the moment...As he grunted he pulled his cane out and walk away...
"What the..." said the camera man as he reach out his arm towards oldman...
Azrael took this chance and went over to the cameraman...
"Hey!...Hold up...You gotta a moment..." said Azrael...
The camera man look at him...
"I see your not a visitor of this town also...any idea what was that about?..." said Azrael...
"No idea...but whoever he was must be a few screws loose from a work bench..." said the cameraman...
"No kidding...anyways, what are you doing over here?..." said Azrael...
"I'm looking for a few things to block the entrance...and you?..." said the cameraman...
"I'm doing to the same thing...but trust me...I don't wanna sit in this hell hole waiting to be zombie chow..." said Azrael...
"Hang on...Do you know anything about the whole zombie outbreak?..." said the cameraman...
"No idea...I'm not a local here...just visiting..." said Azrael...
The camera look and saw he had hanging handcuffs on his right wrist...
"Well...if your visiting...I know that vistors don't get handcuffs as a welcome travelers present...care to explain?..." said the cameraman...
Azrael look at the handcuffs...then thought...
"Now wait a moment!...Don't try to pin this zombie shit on me..." said Azrael...
"Really...don't see why a criminal wouldn't want to spread zombies to get back at a city for putting him in a jail cell..." said the cameraman...
"Hey!...to make things clear, I broke out of jail for a crime I didn't even do!...So unless your just another blind cop, I suggest you shut up!..." yelled Azrael...
"If you didn't do anything...than I suggested you calm your nerves buddy...by the way the names Frank...Frank West..." said Frank West...
"Alright...the names Azrael...Azrael Arko...and I'm not buddy...all I wanted to know was if you had a ride to get outta here...because I know as well as anyone...investgating people like you have secrets...and trust me...I think you know something that your not willing to tell me...so spill it...Frank..." said Azrael...
"Well...if I knew something...I wouldn't let some stranger who I just met know...and second...I just got here...all I know is there's zombies...that's all..." said Frank West...
"Thats all?...then what are you doing here..." yelled Azrael...
Before the conversation could contiuned...They both look and saw there was a old lady from earlier tampering with the front entrance to the mall...
"DONNA!...MY MADONNA IS OUT THERE!" yelled the old lady as she spotted her french poodle barking outside the entrance...
She began moving things out the way in front of the entrance...
"What are you thinking!" yelled a security guard...
"Get off!" yelled a local man...
Both men were pushed by the elderly lady as she tries to rescue her poodle...
"Oh wait baby!...I'm saving you baby!...Wait for me sweety!..." yelled the elderly lady...
she unlock the entrance door, she crawl by a nearby zombie to retrieve her poodle as the two men try to shut the entrance door...but it was too late...the zombies were too much to handle, and eventually they barge in and devour the lady and the men that were trying to stop her...There were a large number of zombies making their way through the entrance...
Frank and Azrael saw the horror and were shock to say the least...When suddenly...
"What in the hell are you people doing!" yelled a man who was on the top floor...
"RUN!...Quick! Move! Get out of here!...Everyone moved this way! To the stairs!...MOVE!" yelled the man...
Azrael and Frank both look as they saw a large number of zombies blocking their way for a chance of survival...
That was only a sneak peak...You'll see more later...maybe in 2012...til then see ya next time...