The Boss was in his car listening to the radio headed back to the penthouse...
When breaking news came on, showing upset news without a doubt...
"Hello, I'm Jane Valdarama with some breaking news, it was very very sad and cruel, A Santa Genki cheerful with Joy, was supposed to bring gifts to all the little girls and boys...yet today wasn't good and upsetting to all...when Santa Genki was shot as he sob...Medical help came in a hurry, yet the situation got very bloody and furry...When Santa Genki was left in his hospital room dying...Docters came back and saw he wasn't in the bed lying...Santa Genki has left the building hurt..This Christmas Eve night is left with a Genki's curse...We'll update you with more breaking news to follow...Enjoy the rest of your Christmas, with Christmas Morning Waffles...
The Boss turn off the radio, singing to Jingle Bells...
While he was in the car drunk, causing hell...
Raming into stuff and running over things...
Even statues with angel wings...
Moments later after crashing and dashing to the Penthouse Suite...
The Boss got out of the car, trying to get on his feet...
He fell and bounce around the front entrance door...
He went to the elevator and fell to the floor...
"Wow...This is cool...The ground is moving up..." said the Boss...
Back at the top...Everyone was preparing...
While the Boss was in the elevator going up swearing...
Kinzie saw on her phone the Boss was coming...
"Hey Everyone the Boss is coming...Everyone quick! Get to running!" yelled Pierce as he saw this...
Everyone took their place and hid as the lights turn off...
The elevator doors open, everyone prepare to shout...
The Boss came out as throw up came out his mouth...(OH MY GOD!) lol
"SURPRIS-"...Everyone stop as they saw the Boss...
The Lights came on, he didn't look to hot...
"What the fuck!...What's with this...this...this...shit!" yelled the Boss...
He tip on and said...
"Wow and ain't this a bitch..." said the Boss...
Everyone look and didn't like how the boss was...
He went over to the food for him, he ate and knock over the fudge...
"Fudge?...How the fuck prepare this shit!" yelled the Boss...
Angel put down his head, thinking the fudge wasn't it...
"Hey Boss...are you okay?...Your tipping over and fallin..." said Pierce...
"Yo Pierce...how you say that word...bbb...bba...balllin!" yelled the Boss as he did the ballin move...
The Boss look at the Christmas gifts right by the tree...
"Oh look!...Some fuck up holiday gifts for me!" yelled the Boss...
Everyone was getting a bit concerned about their Boss...
They look at their gifts and he wonder what they bought...
He open the gifts before Christmas started...
He look and saw and said...
"These gifts are retarted!" yelled the Boss...
He open up Pierce's gift and it was a Crooks Jackets...
He laugh and threw up on it and said...
"This is nothing, but faggish..." said the Boss...
Pierce look upset and confused...
"I bought this for 7094 dollars for this fucking fool!" yelled Pierce...
He open up Kinzie's gift, and it was a electonic diary book...
"WOW! A pink Diary book, Why don't I take a look!" yelled the Boss...
Kinzie rush over to get the diary out of the Boss's hand...
"WAIT! STOP!...That's personal! Its only to one man!" yelled Kinzie...
The Boss push Kinzie to the floor and read a page...
"Dear Electronic Diary...I know this seems strange, and I don't want this to fade...but the Boss look at me and made eyes of flirt...but I did something wrong and I burp...I really really...REALLY like him alot...even that one night we spent together...the night we fock...Fock?...hahaha!...Kinzie its fuck not fock!...stupid nerd..." yelled the Boss...
Kinzie didn't like what she heard...She rushed out building, sobbing and crying...
Oleg and Angel had enough, with their strength combining...
They try to take the Boss down, thinking he need rest...
but he pull out his gun thinking...
"I don't need rest, not yet..." said the Boss...
He open Oleg and Angel gift in the room...
"Fucking wreslting boots and a electronic broom!" yelled the Boss...
He put on the boots and stomp all over the broom...
Angel and Oleg got very upset thinking that this party was doom...
Last, but not aleast Shaundi had a gift for him...
He went over, but Shaundi went over quickly took away the gift from him...(Sorry lost focus at that part)...
"What the fuck Shaundi!...I want to see my crappy present!" yelled the Boss..
"Fuck no!...What your doing is unpleasent!" yelled Shaundi...
"Give me my present bitch!...Or I'll shoot and you'll die!" yelled the Boss...
Shaundi couldn't believe what she heard, drop her present, and left the party to cry...
"Shaundi my love!...Let your Birk comfort you!" yelled Birk...
He follow Shaundi down the elevator and the Boss thought...
"You fucking fool!" yelled the Boss...
He open the gift and found it was a tiny heart necklace...
"Why the fuck she didn't give me this for breakfast!" yelled the Boss...
We worn her Necklace and fell to the floor...
"Hahaha...Why did she give me this for?..." yelled the Boss...
Everyone there didn't enjoy the party at all...
They all threw their cups at the Boss and while he drop the ball...
Matt and Jeff Hardy was there...
But they didn't like how the Boss threw fudge in their hair...
They rush over to give a twist of fate to the Boss...
then they thought it wasn't even the cost...
Everyone left the party and didn't like how the Boss was...
"Why are you guys leaving...Just because I have a fucking buzz!" yelled the Boss...
Viola came over to the Boss upset and in tears...
She slap him in the face real hard, and he slap her on the rear...
"I love it when you play dirty, let the get the sex...star...started..." said the Boss...
"Don't you fucking call me no more!...Don't text me!...You ruined my party...You fucking retarted!" yelled Viola...
She left upset...and crying in tears...
The Boss was alone there...I didn't care what he just hear...
He pulled out his gun and shot around the place...
Shooting every Christmas thing in sight, filled with so much hate...
"I hate fucking Christmas!...I HATE FUCKING CHRISTMAS!...ITS JUST A FUCKING DAY!" yelled the Boss...
He went out to the edge Helipad and yelled out to the sky...
"I HATE THIS FUCKING DAY!...I DON"T EVEN ASK WHY!...I'M A FUCKING BADASS I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!...I DON'T NEED LOVE OR A FUCKING LOVING BITCH!...I'M DONE WITH THIS DAY...I'M GOING TO SLEEP!" yelled the Boss...
Before he did, he slip and fell off the Helipad, headed towards the street...
He didn't have a parachute, so he couldn't save himself in the air...
But like always, he did not care...
He close his eyes as he fell to his death...
He laugh as he was falling, thinking it was his last breath...
He fell from the penthouse and into the street as bones start to break thinking it what was left to keep...
The Boss laid in the street with his eyes closed and dead...
When suddenly he felt a light over his head...
I know what your thinking...YOU CAN"T KILL THE FREAKING BOSS OFF OF SAINTS ROW...but I can't reveal nothing else...wait til the next chapter...
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