Before getting to the Boss and his fan the S.A.I.N.T for his Christmas lesson,
Killbane and his Butler ready themselves for Killbane destruction obession...
His Butler and him put suitcases in the back of a plane, carrying heaving things inside,
Something that a timer to life that'll show everyone is ready to die...
Killbane sniff the air, with a smile on his face...
His Butler, was worry, carrying unknown supplies, what was the case?
"Jeffery...Time we take off into the sky...time we drop stars, that fill up the sky high..." said Killbane...
As Killbane got ready in his plane, He put on a scarf as it was snowing, Jeffery thought he was insane...
"Sir, why are we boarding a plan, before Christmas night?..." said Jeffery as he took his seat in the plane...
"Why Jeffery?...You ask Why?...YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW!" yelled Killane...
Jeffery got scared, and maybe peed his pants...
Killbane smile and laugh as he rants...
"Jeffery...time I tell you my plan and how it comes along...but I'll do it with a Christmas song..." said Killbane as he blew on a harmonic...
KILLBANE:
*Christmas time is for the giving, sharing the love and the angel singings...
But after tonight, funeral bells will be ringing...
I was the ruler, punches were swingings...I was the king of the land of bringing...
but happens when some punk gang took my spot...THATS WHEN MY TEMPER BECOMES TOO HOT!"
So its time...
I CRUSH AND KILL AND DESTORY!
Crushing, Killing, is what I do best...its what I do, its like a romans test...
Destroying is fun, look at the destruction I have done...that is where Killbane has kill and won..
but Jeffery why...oh why, Why I do such things,
Thats because I'm the fucking Wreslting king
because thats why the moment I gotta sing because...
I CRUSH AND KILL AND DESTROY!
Every thing was perfect, Steelport was well...but the Saints came along, but I'll burn it to hell...
They took what was mine, and that wasn't kind...
JEFFERSON:
but what about Syndicate...
KILLBANE:
They were all fucking blind!
Its time I blow and then to take...
Exploding is fun, better than cake...
Jefferson join me for goodness sake!
JEFFERSON:
Sir I can't...I don't know what to do, what is this plan, its something new...
What are you doing, what are you pursuing...
Mr. Killbane...
KILLBANE:
Don't call me insane...but...
I CRUSH AND KILL AND DESTORY!
The plan is simple...Here's the design...
We fly high, high in the sky...
After it turns 12 o clock at night, Steelport the city will erase from sight...
Then after the flight, I take my right...
I take my place of ruler of the city...
Money, power, women and tittes!
Erase the slate, grow up the kiddies...
I make a new steelport over the old...
because remember I was once told...
the last person I kill, to cough up the dough...
I CRUSH I KILL AND...DESTROYYYYYYYYYYY!*
Jefferson clapped for Killbane song...
"Come on Jeffery!...Fly the plane, tis the season to be gone..." said Killbane...
Killbane laugh, as the plane took off in the sky...
The Boss was with Saint, but he worry that he might die...
Saint took the Boss inside his car, they travel around the city, many places, but not far...
He found many people walking the streets...
but they couldn't see Saints or the Boss...like they were decease...
"So your the ghost of Christmas Present, what do I learn...is it unpleasent?..." said the Boss...
"I'm going to take you to places where your homies are now...but you'll see something and you'll wonder how..." said Saint...
Saint drove the Boss to where Oleg and Kinzie was at...
They were at the the opera show, where Kinzie was practicing her Violin solo, and where Oleg was in the front row where he sat...
"Why are we here?...I don't wanna hear any sob songs..." said the Boss...
"You came along, and there's nothing wrong with hearing songs...We're here to see how your buddies are doing...and a heads up...Viola is sueing..." said Saint...
Saint snap his fingers and brought him where Viola is at court...
She sueing someone for illegaling Christmas art export...
Saint snap his fingers and went where Angel and Pierce are...
Drinking at the local Bar...They wonder about the Boss, thinking about the mind he has lost...
"The Boss wasn't acting himself...He doesn't even deserve a Championship belt..." said Angel...
"He threw up on my present! THAT WAS FUCKING TO FAR! I could have gotten me a brand new car!" yelled Pierce...
"I threw up on his Jacket?...I don't remember that..." said the Boss...
"but you know, its your love that lacks..." said Saint...
He snap his fingers one more time, to present themselves where Shaundi wasn't too fine...
She was drinking with Birk, at his home...
She cried out her eyes, thinking why she was alone...
Birk was comforting her with his love...
but he was planning something, as on Shaundi he rub...
He put stuff into her drink...
She drank more, and then the Boss think...
"THAT SON OF A BITCH! He's drunking her to have sex with him!" yelled the Boss...
The Boss went up to him without a limb...He try to punch him in the face...
but he phase through him, he was still a ghost and that still was the case...
The Boss was upset that Birk was about to get laid...
With someone too close to the Boss, he didn't want Shaundi's love to fade...
"Okay okay!...My lesson is the love and help I have, I shouldn't let it go...I shouldn't say to someone I like, she's isn't hoe...She's a friend that been by my side, until I knew she was too sexy and fine...My lesson is learn, and it has been great...but now...put me back into my body...because I'm about to kick someone's ass that I hate!" yelled the Boss...
"Well...I'm happy you finally learn, and it was quick, but I can't...You got one more problem to fix...You must walk to where you shot someone with Christmas Joy...who was going to bring present to the girls and boys.." said Saint...
The Boss figure out where he must go...
"Santa Genki, I remember the things that did unfold..." said the Boss...
"Go to that spot, because something was left there...You'll find the last test...Go please...if you dare..." said Saint...
The Boss look down in complete saddness and upset...but he turn around and saw Saint was gone like the rest...
but then he turn to Shaundi and Birk, and saw Saint, trying to take a peek at Shaundi's boobs...
"Hey!...WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!" yelled the Boss...
"Alright fine!...Just ruin the moment...Why the writer had to let you know..." said Saint...
"What are you talking about?..." said the Boss...
"Its nothing you idiot!...JUST GO!" yelled Saint...
Saint snap his fingers and brought him back where Santa Genki once was...but found the spot look different, it was where he got his buzz...
He look around and saw a old newspaper...He found that it was it was the year 2016...
WHO'S THE NEXT GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
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