The Kitten Of The Akatsuki

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE AKATSUKI. Only Iachi.

Regular Character Talking

Neoki Talking

Zetsu's black side talking

LAST TIME

"Well…if that's all you need from me Leader-sama…" she bowed and walked out of the room, hearing a gruff reply that she couldn't make out. She began to sprint down the hall back to her room, back to where she could be at least somewhat safe from these weird men that made her stay, that were interested in the thing inside her. She threw open the door and slammed it shut, locking it, and flopping onto her bed, burying her face into the pillow and smelling in its stale smell. How was she going to get through this? She honestly didn't know.

Waking up from her short nap after what Pein had put her through a few hours before, she could feel a headache coming on as she sat up in her bed, and rubbed her temples. "Feh…stupid human, getting all worked up over another human…rubbish." Neoki growled from inside of her head, making Iachi growl also. "Shut up Neoki…I don't need your stupid voice making my headache worse," she sighed softly and stood up, slightly dizzy from the pain in her head. "I wonder if this place has pain killers…" she wondered out loud as she walked out of her dark room. She walked down the hall she remembered from being called to Leader's room.

"FUCK!" she heard an explosion of words from what seemed like the main room. She poked her head around the corner, her cat features retracting, making the others look up because of the small amount of chakra she was giving off. "Well well…it's the kitten," Hidan smirked and watched as others stared at her interestingly. 'Being the only girl here doesn't help shit…' she thought. 'Heh, welcome to the Akatsuki human," Neoki snickered, making Iachi growl out loud. "What the fuck was that?" Hidan asked, glaring at her. "N…nothing…" Iachi stuttered, walking into full sight. She felt more eyes on her, and blushed slightly at the curious looks.

"So…how are things?" Iachi tried to make small talk…note, TRIED. "Fucking bad as hell…" Hidan answered. He seemed to be the only talkative one around here. "Well…maybe we should uh…introduce ourselves?" she walked up to the group and held her hands behind her back tightly. They all narrowed their eyes at her, then shrugged and spoke up one after the other. "Hidan," "Kakuzu," "Kisame," "Hn…" "He's Itachi," Kisame answered for the raven haired man. "Deidara, un," She recognized him from before. "Sasori…" "TOBI!!!" "Fuck…where's plant man?" Hidan snickered at the nickname. "Call me that again I dare you…" Iachi blinked at the different voiced man. "And you are…?" she asked him. "Zetsu…" the two voices spoke as one, glaring at her with yellow eyes. She sighed, they sure weren't the friendliest bunch.

"Ah…just being here makes me excited…all this chakra flowing through the air, just by these humans…" Iachi heard Neoki and saw her start to drool. 'What do you do…eat chakra?' she thought silently, her head throbbing violently as she saw those cat teeth flash again. "Kukuku…stupid human…I have enough chakra as it is…more than enough actually, I just like…tasting the different kinds of chakra around me, and absorbing it into my own…how do you think I got a black chakra? Different colors mixing together…they all eventually make what color?" Neoki asked. "Black…" Iachi murmured, making the boys look up at her again.

"What are you talking about?" Kakuzu asked, sounding not the least bit interested. "My bijuu's chakra…" she answered subconsciously. Everybody looked up at the mention of another bijuu. "STUPID HUMAN!" Neoki yowled angrily, making Iachi's head throb and making her grip her head tightly. "Headache, un?" Deidara asked, standing up. Iachi looked at him and sighed, nodding. He went and got her some painkillers and a cup of water. She took them and sighed again, looking annoyed as the eyes still watched her. "You know what?" she growled, her eyes flashing violently. "You guys can just keep your fucking eyes to yourselves, and stop staring at me, alright?!" she hissed, throwing the cup of leftover water at the nearest person, which was Zetsu. He gasped as the water splashed all over his face, making the black side of him curse like Hidan, and the white side try to shake off the excess water. The whole room burst out laughing as Iachi just stared at what she had done. She lost her temper again, which has been a habit since Neoki had been residing into her.

"Oh god, sorry Zetsu-sama!" she ran over to the different colored man and began brushing off the water from his face. Zetsu grabbed her hands tightly and glared into her eyes, his yellow eyes still glaring deep into her blue ones. She blinked a few times and giggled, making him blink in surprise. "And you giggle because?" he asked, looking at her like she was insane. Iachi just shook her head. "I just…like the way your eyes glow," she answered, easily pulling away from the very confused Zetsu. 'She likes the way…our eyes glow? That's new. Most hate it, but she likes it…Interesting…' Zetsu thought, putting his finger to his mouth to ponder more. Iachi giggled again and looked to the others. "Well…you guys already know who I am…and you introduced yourselves…so why don't you tell me about yourselves?" she asked.

"Why should we fucking tell you?" Hidan growled, slightly amazed she was able to confuse the plant man. "Because I'm going to be stuck here with you little bastards, so we might as well get to know each other!" her temper got the better of her again, making her snap back at the silver haired man. He blinked stupidly and snickered. "Looks like you got a fucking temper," he retorted. Iachi snorted and growled. "I know that already you fucking silver-haired bastard!" she suddenly found herself against the wall with said bastard over her, staring hard into her eyes. She glared daggers back at him, and tensed her body protectively. The others watched breathlessly, waiting to see what would happen.

"Do you know who the fuck I am?" Hidan breathed in her ear, making her shiver. "You're a silver-haired man who prays to Jashin," Iachi responded, spitting in his face. Man did Hidan know how to push her buttons, and push them hard. Hidan narrowed his eyes threateningly and reached for the scythe he always carried behind his back. Iachi saw it quickly and struggled to get out of Hidan's grasp, but she knew it was hopeless and just stared at him with a cold glare. "Hidan," a voice made the ticked off Jashinist stop dead. "What do you want, Itachi?" he growled, turning around and hearing Iachi slide to the floor. "Wouldn't you think that if Leader wanted her dead, she would've already been dead?" the raven-haired man narrowed his red eyes. Hidan growled and glared hard at the girl. He remembered when they first met her, in a box. He had been worried about her, which surprised him, but he found out she was just a brat.

"Fine, what the fuck ever," Hidan threw up his arms in defeat and stormed off. Iachi looked up apologetically to Itachi who shook his head, obviously annoyed at the girl and stalked back to his seat on the couch. Iachi stood up and held her arm, staring at the boys who started to ignore her again. She looked down sadly and started to walk back to her room. "I only wanted to get to know you guys…" she muttered, running down the hall at a fast speed. Moments later, Pein and Hidan walked back into the room. Pein sighed annoyingly and looked at the members. "I want you idiots to treat her nice," he growled. Everyone looked up. "Oh please…the only other girl member is always locked up in your room," Kisame said, returning to watching the television. Pein narrowed his circled eyes and shook his head. "I keep her away from you because you treat girls like shit," he said, making the boys jolt suddenly. "I heard everything, Hidan, you probably scared the hell out of her," Pein turned to the Jashinist, who looked away. "The only person here who actually made her feel…'safe' was Itachi here." Itachi looked up lazily and sighed softly. "Hn," he answered, going back to reading his book.

Pein turned to Hidan. "I want you to apologize to her," he ordered. Hidan stared at him, baffled. "I don't do fucking apologies!" he shouted, earning him a slap across the face by the man with the swirly eyes. "I order you to!" he hissed, making Hidan glare at the floor, wishing he could just kill his leader then and there. "Fine…" he grumbled and stalked off towards the girl's room. "Leader-sama," Kisame spoke up softly. Pein turned to look at the blue-faced member. "Hm?" "Do you really hide Konan because of us?" he asked. Pein smirked and nodded. "Indeed…indeed…" he answered, crossing his arms and looking down the hall as he saw Hidan walking down it, muttering curses.

~Iachi's room~

Iachi sighed as she lay on her bed, hand clutching the sheets in anger, sadness, and frustration. "I only wanted to get to know them better," she murmured. "They're serial killers, Iachi." Neoki answered, actually using her name instead of using the word 'human'. "But I know I'm going to be stuck here awhile…because of you!" she hissed. "Don't blame this on me! I didn't want to be put inside a stupid human!" Neoki hissed right back. Iachi sighed loudly and jumped up when a knock on the door happened. "What?" she growled. "It's me," Hidan's voice echoed through the steel door. Iachi stiffened rigidly. "C…come in…" she said reluctantly. Hidan turned the doorknob and entered partly in and stared at the dank room. "Leader-sama is just as cheap as Kakuzu…" he said, sighing and staring at the rigid girl.

"What do you want?" Iachi growled picking up a pillow and holding it defensively in front of her body. "Look, I'm not here to fucking hurt you," Hidan commented, already annoyed at how easily Iachi distrusted him. "You sure didn't seem that way earlier!" Iachi hissed, glaring daggers at the silver-haired member. "That was because you fucking pissed me off!" Hidan shouted. Iachi narrowed her eyes. Two could play at this game. "Well you were pissing me off!" she shouted back, throwing the pillow at his head. Hidan growled and took out his scythe, slicing the pillow neatly in two. "That was my only pillow you jerk-wad!" Iachi shrieked. "Too damn bad," Hidan inched toward her. Then what Pein said echoed in his mind and he cursed. He let his scythe go back to its holster and crossed his arms.

Iachi stared at him and blinked. "What?" she asked, wondering why he was staring at her. "Listen, I'm not here to separate your fucking head from your body," he said, looking at the tidbit of wall above her head now. Iachi's eyes narrowed even further. "Then what are you here for?" she hissed softly. "I'm here to uh…uhm…ap…apolo…" Hidan stuttered. Iachi blinked more, confusion settling in like a ton of bricks. "Apollo?" she asked. Hidan shook his head annoyingly. "No! I'm here to apolo…apolo…DAMMIT! I'M FUCKING HERE TO APOLOGIZE!" he shouted loudly. Iachi blinked once more and stared at Hidan. "Apologize? For what?" her voice had softened, which surprised Hidan. "For what I fucking did earlier, you know, push you against the wall and shit…" his voice trailed off. "Hmph…not so good at apologizing, is he?" Neoki commented. 'Shut up for once Neoki!' Iachi hissed silently, making Neoki cackle and be quiet…for now anyway.

"Uh…Hidan, I'm…happy that you want to apologize, but why are you?" she asked, crossing her arms this time. "You don't seem like the type of person who would do something like that then go apologize to them." "I didn't want to!" he growled, making Iachi flinch. "But that fucking Leader-sama just had to go and make me apologize to you!" Iachi blinked. This just didn't make sense. The leader of a S-class organization of missing-nin wanted one of the most violent members to go apologize to a girl like her? What did Pein want from her? Or more importantly, what did he want with Neoki?

"Well Hidan," Iachi swung her legs out and jumped from her bed. "I'll tell Leader-sama that you apologized to me." Hidan looked up hopefully. "You fucking mean it?!" he grinned. Iachi sighed softly. "Yeah, just promise me you won't try to kill me in my sleep, alright?" Hidan nodded furiously and smiled. "You're alright Iachi…for a kitten." Iachi smirked and felt her ears and tail appear. "You're not so bad yourself Hidan, now go put a shirt on." Hidan cursed at her for the shirt joke, which only made her laugh and start to run around the room as Hidan chased her with his scythe.

A/N: Yeeeaaahhhh….I still do not know where I am going from this, but I guess I might as well get Iachi into contact with each member before I actually start to plan something. ._. So please bear with me while I do introductions. :D…