CHAPTER 3
Kylie recieves detetion at school. She is currently staying at the classroom.
Kylie: *Thinking* Jeez this sucks! I'm missing lunch! Why should I be punished if it wasn't even my note being passed.
Kylie's stomach: GRRRR! *stomach growls* GRRRR!
Kylie: *thinking* Oh, my poor tummy!
Kylie: Why should you be punished too?
Ms. Emerson: *Thinking* Who is she talking to?
Ms. Emerson: Kylie, cease that insane chatter at once!
Kylie: Sorry Mrs. Emerson. But I'm so hungry! And I'm missing lunch with my friends.
Kylie: Can't I just serve detention after school?
Ms. Emerson: No! Now sit down. You're not going anywhere until next period.
Kylie: But Ms. Emerson...
Ms. Emerson: No "buts" young lady!
Ms. Emerson: And let me tell you something. In my day, men never fought with women. And students never argued with their teachers!
Kylie: *Thinking* In your day the men were too busy fighting the indians!
Kylie: Hahahahaha!
Ms. Emerson: *Thinking* Why that impulant little tart!
Ms. Emerson: Well I hope whatever amusing thought you had was worth another day's detention!
Kylie: WHAT!
Ms. Emerson: You heard me! Because of your misbehaviour, you have another day's detention tomorrow!
Kylie: *Stomach growls*
Kylie's stomach: GRRR!
Kylie: *thinking* My tummy can't take this much longer! Hmm, I wonder what Ms. Emerson tastes like?
Kylie's stomach: GRRR!
Kylie: *Rubbing her tummy, licking her lips*
Ms. Emerson: Don't you stick out your tounge at me, Kylie! And get that ridiculous grin off your face at once!
Kylie: *Walks to Ms. Emerson*
Ms. Emerson: Just what do you think you're doing now, Kylie?
Ms. Emerson: Unhand me or you'll be suspended! Wait a minute? You're not going to...
Ms. Emerson: AHHH!
Kylie: GULP!
Ms. Emerson: *Falls in Kylie's stomach*
Kylie: mmmmmm... *Belly buldges*
Kylie: Ah, yummy in my tummy!
Kylie: URRRRRRRP!
Ms. Emerson: Just for this Kylie, you're suspended!
Kylie: Ms. Emerson, can you shut up and digest already?
Ms. Emerson: Don't you take that tone to me young lady!
Kylie: *Thinking* That's one less teacher to give me trouble!
Kylie: Oh by the way, if you can still hear me, you may have been a rotten teacher. But you still did make a sweet treat for my tummy! HIC!