Sakura day 1(part 1)
Cherry blossoms and succubae
(I do not own these characters)
The first hint that things weren't normal in class to Sakura Kinomoto was that Tomoyo had told her to go on without her, the second was the highly suggestive looks from one of her classmates that seemed like the girl was un-dressing her with her eyes.
"Mistress someone is following you" one of the Sakura cards in her book bag said through telepathic communication with her.
"Really?" Sakura asked, resisting the urge to look back.
"Yes Mistress… I also sense magical power coming from your stalker" a different card said setting her on edge but not before she sensed a surge of magic coming her way.
Sakura spun around on the ball of her foot just in time to use her cheering skills for dodging a blast of tiny arrows of light.
"What the…?" Sakura began before a large stream of fire erupted from her right, forcing her to use her shield card to block it "who are you and why are you attacking me?" Sakura questioned right from the get go.
"Wow… she actually dodged your moves" a loud male voice rang from the top of a large tower behind Sakura "seriously Nagi, Akira when did you guys get subjected to the worf effect?"
"Shut up!" the other figures yelled in anger.
Looking up towards the tower Sakura saw what had to be the most muscular man she had ever seen in her life, towering over everyone she knew the 7'3 blonde tan man wielding a gigantic sword that even by the man's standards looked absolutely huge, wearing a lampshade on his head, brown pants and standing on a lamp that Sakura reasoned wasn't previously there before the man showed up. "You want to know my name pretty lady?" the huge man shouted disappearing and re-appearing behind Sakura "my name is Jack Rakan, The Thousand Blades, and the man who you can stab a thousand times and it won't do a thing damn it" Jack introduced flipping Sakura's skirt in the process.
Nagi to the left looked puzzled and stated "I thought your nickname was "That Damn Guy You Can Stab With Swords All You Like And It Won't Do A Thing, Damnit!" or something like that?"
Arika looked at the two men she was with and the best she could say was "idiots… both of them"
Sakura's mind went blank, her head slumping downward while tears ran down her face.
Jack looked at the girl and almost felt a twinge of regret, leaning down to comfort the girl he tried to tell her it was okay… only to find a fist in his face and himself through several broken walls… with a bleeding nose that he assumed was broken. "Now here me ou-"was all he got out before the sword he was carrying just moments before flew past his head, faster than supersonic speed and the scream of "pervert!" rang throughout the courtyard.
Sakura looked at the man in a furious rage shouting "you've ruined me for marriage you $#%*&$%$##$&%$%#&^#%&%%#$#^%##^%#^#%$#%^$&$*$^#%#$^&#&$^#%#^$%#^%$%^#%#^$%$^$^$^$%#&#&**##^!" and running to the oversized man in feral rage trying to claw his eyes out.
Looking over from behind cover, two girls were cowering behind a lamp post and staring in fascination at the girl they were stalking up to this point.
"W-w-w-wow" the first, a blonde with light green eyes and her hair in two pigtails wearing the Mahora uniform exactly as one was supposed to wear it stammered out trying to make sense of what she was seeing.
Next to her was a blue haired and eyed girl wearing an altered Mahora uniform (i.e. a sewn on cat tail, ears and the fact that it was covered in Lolita frills) was looking in a more… perverse fascination merely asked "hey Lotte… do you think that she would be good for Chao's plan?"
The blonde by the name of Lotte looked to the blunette and whacked her on the top of the head with a paper fan saying, "Seriously… Asuha are you trying to get us killed or something?"
"No… why do you think so I mean I still haven't seduced Negi Sensei yet" Asuha replied matter-of-factly.
"Down Asuha, Negi sensei is meant for another girl" Lotte shot back deadpan.
Asuha giggled out a little at Lotte's remark, "You know Lotte it's cute to think that you assume that that would stop me".
Lotte looked at the other girl in disbelief, "You would actually break apart two people who are in love?"
"What?..." Asuha looked offended "no way, that would leave a bad taste in my mouth afterward… seriously for someone who is supposed to mass an entire harem and I'm actually very surprised that you've never heard of a threesome before?"
Lotte looked like she choked on something very large and went redder than a newly born supernova.
"Oh, you have" Asuha smiled then maybe we should have Chao join us tonight…"
Lotte went even redder than before.
"And actually… I wonder if we could still get Negi in on it… maybe the magic ermine as well" Asuha pondered before Jack Rakan flew over their heads, revealing them to the others that they were supposed to avoid being seen by.
Lotte lost some of the color in her face as she contemplated the duo's options "Asuha…"
"Yeah Lotte" Asuha responded nervously.
"Any plans for how we get out of here alive?"
Asuha considered her options, got a cat grin on her face, screamed, slapped Jack and ran off with Lotte dead on her heels.
"Perhaps it's too early to tell her the truth right now" Arika suggested with a sigh.
Both Jack and Nagi agreed and disappeared faster than they appeared.
Sakura watched the small event unfold and stood there, dumbfounded at how she was so easily forgotten "wait… what the heck was I doing just now?" Sakura asked no one in particular… before remembering the pervert that she was just whacking around.
"Those two girls just now… maybe they know something" Sakura confirmed running in the direction that Asuha and Lotte escaped to.
Asuha and Lotte stopped in front of the science club room, panting like dogs,
"You think we lost them?" Lotte asked, grabbing the door handle.
"Not likely" Asuha responded looking at the direction they had just came from she's on her way as we speak".
Lotte froze. "Then I guess we're going to have to keep her stalled so that she doesn't start helping sensei with Alicia and Kyoko".
Asuha nodded, grabbing a card from a compartment hidden inside one of her frills "get your artifact ready".
"Yah got it".
When Sakura ran after the two girls she didn't expect both of them to be standing in front of a building with weapons out.
Asuha stood obstinate, wielding a sheathed sword in quick drawing position while Lotte sported a bow and a quiver of arrows, ready to fire.
Sakura stepped back a few inches only to find an invisible wall blocking her path.
"Sorry Sakura Kinomoto but you aren't going anywhere without a fight" Lotte demanded launching an arrow at Sakura whilst Asuha ran forward at majorly fast speeds, unsheathing her sword in the progress.
Sakura fumbled out one of her Sakura cards and activated its effect.
To be continued
Author notes
Thank you readers… and reviewer (eh I'm happy to get at least one in) for reading my story up to this point.
Omake: why Asuha slapped Jack
Jack emptied out his pockets later that day but found an odd piece of paper among his things. Unfolding it Jack read the contents quickly written on the page.
Dear stud
(xxx) xxx-xxx-xxxx… call me
Signed: Asuha.
Jack looked at the piece of paper with what looked like a cell phone number scrawled across it and patted himself on the back for getting a girls phone number without even trying.
Omake: next time
Asuha: Negi has finally succumbed to his carnal desires and has begun to ravage every girl at Mahora girl's academy.
Negi: wait… why have I suddenly become a pervert?
Tomoyo: nooooo he won't have Sakura!
Asuha: his first victim is the sweet and innocent Asuhariet Touhara
Negi: wait… if you say it like that then I sound like a rapist.
Sakura: innocent?
Asuha: could this be the end of our heroine's innocence
Kyoko: wait, aren't I the main heroine?
Asuha: next time on Negima: the mage and the esper
Negi: wait that has nothing to do with the preview at all… and who is the esper?
Amuro and Vegeta corner
Amuro: Vegeta what does the scouter say about the word count?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER 1200!
AMURO: WHAT OVER 1200?
MangamanZX: see you next time.