AN: Hey, look who's back from the dead!
Sorry it took me so long, but I finally figured out my schedule and kicked my muse into action.
Also, I did a email-style conversation because I read Saya's "You Got Mail" series and thought the email format was cool. Hope she doesn't take offense... D:
Summary: In the middle ages, "chain mail" meant a heavy garment made of metal rings worn under armor. These days, chain mail are those obscene messages with over 9000 "fwd"s or "re"s. The only similarity between them is that they are very, very, annoying.
Pairing: Smidge of TahuxGali. Just a smidge.
147 People
Nerdgirl-hime
To: All Contacts (148 people)
From: OnTheRocks18
Subject: FWD: IMPORTANT! READ THIS NOW!
It rly works! No kidding! My friend tried this and her crush asked her out the next day! This is what you do: forward this to 147 ppl, then from ur inbox press f4. Ur crush's name will show up & they'll ask u out the next day! No lie! If you don't forward this to atleast 147 ppl, ur gonna have bad luck for the rest of ur life!
XxX
To: OnTheRocks18
From: Airheadz4
Subject: NOOOOOOOOO!
BUT I DON'T KNOW 147 PEOPLE! D=
XxX
To: OnTheRocks18
From: Frozenheart
Subject: WTF Pohatu
If you think I'm going to forward it, then you're an idiot.
Scratch that, you're already an idiot.
XxX
To: OnTheRocks18
From: Rivers92
Subject: D:
Can I count you as 140 different people? I don't like sending chain mails to people I don't know well... And there's a lot of people I don't know well... :(
XxX
To: OnTheRocks18
From: Clawesome42
Subject: ...
No, Pohatu.
Just. Freaking. No.
Where the hell am I supposed to get 147 different people anyway?
XxX
To: OnTheRocks18
From: RedHotChiliPepper135798642
Subject: IN UR FACE
Luckily I actually do know over 147 ppl. LOL YOU FAIL POHATU.
XxX
To: RedHotChiliPepper135798642
From: OnTheRocks18
Subject: Wat
good for you then. you may get lucky and get a kissy from gali.
btw, how do you know 147 people? O_o
XxX
To: Relatives (40 people), Friends (38 people), Enemies (9 people), Teachers (7 people), Camp buddies (42 people), Acquaintances (11 people) [add another group]
From: RedHotChiliPepper135798642
Subject: FWD: IMPORTANT! READ THIS NOW!
It rly works! No kidding! My friend tried this and her crush asked her out the next day! This is what you do: forward this to 147 ppl, then from ur inbox press f4. Ur crush's name will show up & they'll ask u out the next day! No lie! If you don't forward this to atleast 147 ppl, ur gonna have bad luck for the rest of ur life!
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