AN: Holy cow guess what. I'M NOT DEAD. Although school has been keeping me pretty dang busy. :C
Here's something short + sweet to cheer y'all up. Squeezed it out last semester during creative writing class and never got around to posting it. ...Yes, it's in email format. Bite me.
I also should be working on Queen of Metru Nui. :p
Spies
Nerdgirl-hime
To: Mata_Nui
From: JTraversi
Subject: Illness
Hello Mr. Nui,
My son Nuju not feeling so well today. He would like to be excused from school for the day. Thanks.
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To: BallsOfFire1212
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: Have you seen...?
Have you seen Nuju? I need our project notes and he has them.
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To: LittleMermaid45
From: BallsOfFire1212
Subject: My stripèd red pants?
Haven't seen him all day. That's weird, he's got perfect attendance... Maybe you should ask Matau, he knows everything that goes on.
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To: BallsOfFire1212
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: No, I haven't.
IKR! Anyway, do I have to ask Matau? You know he'll probably say something like, "Nuju's suffering in the 6th dimension" and you know how much that annoys me.
...Fine, I'll freaking ask Matau.
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To: FlySkyHigh7777
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: Have you seen...?
Have you seen Nuju?
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To: LittleMermaid45
From: FlySkyHigh7777
Subject: My underwear?
I think the spies got him
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To: FlySkyHigh7777
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: Thank God no.
I'm going to regret asking this, but what spies?
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To: LittleMermaid45
From: FlySkyHigh7777
Subject: Au contraire, my friend.
You know his parents are scientists rite? well they were working on something top-secret for the government and messed up. now the government's after them and they were on the run but the spies prolly got them now. D:
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To: FlySkyHigh7777
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: I think I'd rather do without your underpants.
What.
Forgive me for saying this, but that's actually believable...
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To: LittleMermaid45
From: BlackRoses
Subject: Where's Nuju?
Have you seen him?
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To: BlackRoses
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: Spies
The spies got his family. :( His scientist parents bungled an assignment and the government got them.
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To: LittleMermaid45
From: BlackRoses
Subject: Okay...
Okay then... I'll go tell Onewa
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To: SalamandersRCool62
From: BlackRoses
Subject: I found him
Government spies got him and his family, apparently. Because of his scientist parents.
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To: Crystal_Tears
From: BlackRoses
Subject: Nuju!
What happened? Are you okay? Did the spies get you?
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To: Crystal_Tears
From: SalamandersRCool45
Subject: Where are you?
Are the spies torturing you? D: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? DON'T TELL ME THE GOVERNMENT TOOK YOU AWAY! USE YOUR BIG BRAIN AND ESCAPE!
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To: Crystal_Tears
From: LittleMermaid45
Subject: Are you okay?
You were absent from school today! Matau told me the spies got you and your family! Are you all right?
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To: FlySkyHigh7777
From: Crystal_Tears
Subject: What?
Everyone's been asking me if I've been kidnapped by spies.
Did this have anything to do with you?
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To: Crystal_Tears
From: FlySkyHigh7777
Subject: I could ask you the same.
Maaaaaaaaybe... ;D
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To: FlySkyHigh7777
From: Crystal_Tears
Subject: ...
You turd.
I'M GOING TO MAUL YOU!