Buford's face went into a shocked expression. His mouth straightened, his eyes stared blankly, unblinking. His nose just… stayed there, being a nose. Noses don't normally move, unless you have the skill to wiggle it; that was a skill of which Buford did not possess. He could not wiggle his nose. But I'm going too much into this.

Baljeet couldn't wiggle his nose either, and he looked troubled. After all, he was having feelings for a woman three times his age. He had no idea how to come about this. Finally, Buford said "…you know she's married…"

"Of course I know that!" Baljeet yelled "I just… I don't know what to do"

"Why don't you just tell her?" Buford suggested

"TELL HER! TELL HER! HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT TELLING A MARRIED WOMAN SO MUCH OLDER THAN YOU THAT YOU LOVE HER!" Baljeet yelled

"Well, first, I'd go up to her, then I'd say "Hey, you're sexy, I like you"" Buford explained

"You cannot – Actually… that just might work!" Baljeet realized

Linda was sitting there in deep thought. She heard faint sounds of construction and her daughter's screaming but completely ignored it. She was wondering how she could be having these feelings. She was married. She was having feelings for a younger man. Much younger. How much younger? About three times younger. Yes. She was having feelings for… Baljeet. She couldn't explain it. She was not a pedophile – at least, she didn't think so. She hoped not. But there was something about his accent and his looks and his – ooh – his genius that made him irresistible to all the ladies – and even some men – in Danville, including her. Linda got up, and hit her head against the wall. Maybe she needed therapy. Maybe she needed Baljeet.

Linda did not know what to do. She didn't know how to deal with having feelings for a ten year old boy. No one had ever informed her about it. No one around her had ever had the same problem. She felt alone. She felt unique. In a bad way. She felt like she was the only one in the world with this problem. She hadn't even considered there may be entire internet communities dedicated to this, but she wasn't exactly the most "technologically inclined" person around. She still felt alone. Alienated. Unnatural.

Baljeet had decided to just go up to her and tell the truth, come clean, and reveal his love. He walked into Phineas and Ferb's backyard with a determined, yet nervous and unsure, look on his face. He passed right by their project, not even noticing what it was. He burst into their house, ran up the stairs, and opened the door to Linda's room. He said quietly "…I love you" to her. She didn't hear, looked up, noticed Baljeet was there, and looked nervous.

"I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"I said… I said… I said… I LOVE YOU!"

"You – WHAT!"

"I know it's wrong and I don't blame you for hating me now, but I LOVE YOU!"

"But… I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Both's faces went into a shocked expression. Neither had expected the reaction of the other. This was followed by an awkward silence. After a few moments, Baljeet said "Blow me?"

Linda exclaimed "FINALLY~!"

Linda proceeded to blow Baljeet in a scene so disturbing we're not going to go into detail on it. The next day, Baljeet called Linda and said "Hey, baby, I'm so horny right now. How about I come on over there tonight, eh?"

"Oh, that would be great baby. Definitely come over tonight. I'll be alone"

Candace was about to walk in at that time. She overheard the conversation, silently gasped, and ran off.