Holy mother of all things that go along with coffee! I'm back and it took me for ruttin' EVER to get inspiration back. T.T I blame school. It took ALL of the energy I had and flushed it down the potty and the potty took it to the ocean and I haven't been to the ocean ever and well… that's where we are now, huh… well… not at the ocean, but with me with no inspiration. Except maybe this awesomely decorated cup of coffee and the butt-kickingly awesomeness of Avatar: The Last Airbender and maybe Sokka's randomness as he thinks he's macho. XD The guy's nuts, y'know… Anywho… certain people are gonna have my lady balls if I don't type this and uh… I kinda don't remember where the notes are, so I'm gonna go with the power-hungry guys I remember and… maybe I'll do the one where the president is preparing for the butt-kicking speech of pwn. We shall see… I just need to make sure I haven't done a chapter for Cypher yet… I hope I spelled that right… If not, that's REALLY embarrassing. XD YAY! I haven't and I remember most of it with the Zant-bashing! :D WOOT! Ahem… here we go… we're breaking the writer's block or as I just rather adequately termed it… brain constipation. XD Yeah. Brain constipation. Fear it. It is the bane of ALL authors everywhere.
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Foe: Cypher
Title: Total Rule
I honestly don't know what this freak is trying. And I'm never as honest as I am now. Just looking at his warped face and dilapidated robe tells me there's more to him than what he's saying. And if he thinks he can earn my partnership with just a few well-placed words, he should think again. Of course, I asked for a demonstration of his power. It seemed a little mediocre for my liking, but he claimed it was because he wasn't in peak form after his journey. A likely excuse. I could easily best him in combat, so that makes him easy to incorporate into my ranks. After all, I can't have a rebellion after how long it's taken to get this far into my plan, now, can I? He's a good bit stronger than the other troops, as well, again making him desirable, as he'll be able to keep control over them. Those beasts he travels with are slightly troubling, though. They seem to only want to take orders from him. After all, freakish creatures must stay together, eh? They would provide him with the perfect army to form a rebellion if he so chose. There's more than a slight unnerving feeling in acknowledging that fact. But, in the end, this "Zant" character seems to want to be loyal to a cause bigger than himself. After all, he did fail in taking over the alternate universe of his realm. He wants power and prestige and I can give him both. If he turns on me, I can easily take it all away. He's incredibly crazy and that in and of itself may be useful if he ever ranks a general. In truth, and yes, that is a very painful, bile-rising word for me, Zant will be useful. I just hope there isn't a special weakness he hasn't told me about. I can taste his secrecy about it. And for that, we must be cautious.
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Yup. Cypher it is… uhhh… I need my notes sooooooo baaaaadd! *whimpers* I hate myself for losing them! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! Not fair; not fair; not fair! We must bring the noteses back to life, yes precious! OHMIGOODNESS! I took a brain-laxative and the brain constipation is over! YAY! IT CRAPS IDEAS! Ahem… the metaphor is probably born of my caffeine-influenced brain… uh… yeah… squirrels. Durr hurr.