"...and that's why I can't eat Caeser salad anymore. Also, what should I do about my mom?" Candace spoke on the phone.

"Look, I've been listening to you ramble on and on for an hour, and I don't even know who you are. I'm just the operator. I'm just going to hang up now. Talk to someone you actually know." The operator hung up.

"...he makes a good point" Candace spoke aloud to no one in particular, and called Stacy. She explained the predicament to her.

"...and it really sucks because I love Caeser Salad!" Candace explained, while munching on her favorite broiled ferret sandwich.

"Woah woah woah, go back. Your mom is cheating on your dad?" Stacy asked "With who?"

"I don't know, I only overheard what she said"

"This is probably one of those things where you just mishear something out of context and it builds up into one of those hilarious situations. Just get over it, you're wrong, I need to get ready for my date."

"Oh, you're back together with Coltrane? Or is it Albert this time? Or who, I can't keep track of all these relationships!"

"No, tonight I'm going out with Pinhead Pierre." Stacy said before hanging up.

"Pinhead Pierre? Wow, what a hottie. Anyway, I guess she's right. I need to just focus on other things. Like busting my brothers! ...WHO THE HELL AM I TALKING TO!" Candace monologued.

"So, after the books get catapulted over the - hey, has anyone seen Baljeet around lately?" Phineas asked.

"No, and it's making Buford lose it" Isabella answered.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B..." Buford stuttered.

"...weird" Ferb wasted his one line.

"Yap, yap yap, don't you ever shut up?" Phineas asked his brother. Ferb opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Phineas "Up up up! You only get one line! TWO if I'm feeling generous." Ferb shut his trap for the rest of the day after that.

"Harder. Faster. Faster! FASTER!" Linda yelled to Baljeet in the basement. They were having hardcore sex. All of a sudden, Baljeet pulled his dick out of her vagina, and yelled "SUCK IT BITCH". She obeyed and began to give Baljeet the greatest blowjob he's ever had. Also the first. If you don't count the one Gretchen gave him a month ago. This went on for a while, then Lawrence opened the door to the basement, singing the "Tuff Gum" jingle.

"Pound nerds like a drum, stop a train with your thumb, it's Tuff Gum!" He sang, while picking up an old box from the basement. "Hello, dear" he said to Linda. "And hello, Baljeet" he said to Baljeet. He proceeded to walk back up the stairs humming the Skiddley Whiffers song, and halfway up, he realized what was going on with his wife and son's friend. They were playing strip poker. That explains why they're naked. He asked "Can I join in? I love a good game of strip poker!"

"Strip poker? No, we are hav -" Baljeet began, but was cut off by Linda

"Oh, yeah, strip poker, sorry, but we just finished and put the game away. We'll invite you next time!"

"Oh, all right, fine... then get some clothes on now, we've got lots of things to do at the auntique store today!"

As soon as Lawrence was upstairs, Linda passionately kissed Baljeet and got dressed. Baljeet got dressed too, and they both went upstairs to continue on with their respective days. Linda went to the shop, and Baljeet went outside to get his daily wedgie. As soon as he got there, Buford gave him the most wedgiest wedgie ever. Except... it wasn't Baljeet's underwear. He had put on Linda's by mistake.