Authors Note: Okay so this is the next chapter! YIPPIE! I am trying to have some Japanese in the story you, know like, Oi=hey, and putting –san, -kun,-chan, and etc. at the end of names. Like Nami-san. So you're gonna see a lot of English and a little bit of Japanese here and there. And for everyone wondering, I'm going to try to make this a LuNa fic. Anyway, HERE WE GO!
"Awww I just bought this outfit." I slowly opened my eyes and saw Usopp.
Then Luffy popped his head right in front of my face. Which scared the crap out of me. "You feelin' better Nami?"
I looked around and found myself in the infirmary. I sat up and Luffy threw a water bottle onto my lap. "What's this for? I'm not thirsty."
"Chopper said you have to pee when he gets back. He went to go get a test, but I hate school." Luffy frowned and I chuckled, he had no idea Chopper meant a pregnancy test. But how did Chopper find out?
Usopp stood up straight and cleared his throat. "Nami you owe me a new outfit. But I'll take it in cash…so that comes up to one-hundred thousand berries."
"WHAT! Usopp I don't give a damn about what you say I won't pay you one-hundred thousand berries for some cheap clothes like that."
"Shishishishishishishi." Luffy giggled watching his girlfriend tell off his sharp-shooter.
"Fine I'll be more reasonable. Fifty thousand and that's it." I saw that Usopp was hoping I would say yes.
But we all know me better than that. "I'll give you forty berries take it or leave it."
Usopp marched out of the room passing Chopper yelling, "This isn't over Nami-san!"
"What's up with him? Oh Nami can you…umm...?" Chopper walked over to me and whispered in my ear.
Luffy was playing with a stethoscope and spinning around in Chopper's new rolling chair. "Shishishishishishishi! Look Nami! I'm a doctor! Yes, Dr. Chopper Chopper Tony!"
I sighed and slowly got out of the bed, and I headed toward the bathroom. "I'll be right back Luffy."
"Where're you goin'?" Luffy looked at me with the 'Can I come with you' look.
"I'm goin to the restroom." I looked at Luffy and smiled. He smiled back as I walked in.
~1 minute later~
Luffy and Chopper stopped talking when I emerged from the bathroom with the test. "Chopper how long does it take for when it's ready?"
"Two minutes, if there are two pink lines then the answer is yes, if there's one it's no." Chopper stared at the very confused Luffy.
I gave up I didn't know how he found out what I was hiding. "Ch-Chopper…how did you know?"
"A doctor's guess?" Chopper looked at the confused Luffy which caused me to smile.
"Wait? What? What's the test for again? "
I gasped because I forgot Luffy doesn't know yet. Awww man this is gonna be tough telling him. "Well Luffy…I-I might be pregnant."
Luffy had a blank expression on his face. People think Luffy's very…uneducated, but he is actually very smart. Apparently he knows what the word pregnant means.
"Pregnant…as in a baby? How!"
"You know very well that it's your fault. Luffy you said and I quote: 'Oh everything's gonna be fine! Don't worry!' And look where we are now!"
I could sense Chopper was feeling very uncomfortable about the conversation.
We all jumped when we heard a timer go off. Chopper started to jump up and down. "Nami check it now! Its been two minutes."
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I opened my eyes to, "Two pink lines…"
Luffy smiled and chanted. "We're gonna have a baby! We're gonna have a baby! We're gonna have a baby!"
I could barely stand up, was this just the pregnancy or…shock. I am pregnant, and the child's father is, no other than, Monkey D. Luffy.
Author's Note: OMG! No OneKnewThat Was Coming. *says writer in sarcasm* ;) And for the people who are thinking 'Chopper's name is Tony Tony Chopper not Chopper Chopper Tony.' Well I know that silly! Luffy couldn't come up with a doctor's name.
Luffy: What? Chopper Chopper Tony is the best doctor like name there is!
Me: Oh Luffy *sigh* Teehee. I hope you enjoyed chapter two! Please review!
