Author's Note: Kay its Chapter three! Yay! Like I said last chapter I'm gonna try to put some Japanese words here and there but I'm not good at doing that kinda stuff so it will be mostly English. Why do I always say so much before the story? Oh well, lets see what this chapter is about shall we.

"WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! WE'RE GONNA-"

"Shut up Luffy! Don't let the whole crew know!" I was now sitting down on the bed staring at the pregnancy test. Still two pink lines.

"Why? I wanna let Usopp know that's why you threw up on him." Luffy laughed at the thought.

Chopper was writing fiercely on a piece of paper. "Nami how much do you weigh?"

"WHY!" I sat up and glared at Chopper.

"Scary! It's for we can monitor your weight for when the baby comes I can know if it's healthy."

"Oh I'm-" I stared at Luffy. "Chopper, I know you need to know but does this one?" I pointed at Luffy, he looked insulted.

Chopper nodded his head. "As the father he really should."

I sighed. "I'm 125 lbs. and my height is 5'6 ½."

Chopper scrambled to write it all down. Luffy pulled a chair up to me. "So when are you gonna get fat?" He began to poke my stomach.

I hit Luffy on the head. "OW!"

"I don't get fat. But I'll start showing in a couple months, maybe weeks." I looked at my stomach. "Well I guess it's not quite time to go shopping."

I watched Chopper finish writing and put his clip board away. "Nami you know you're gonna have to tell the crew."

I started to get out of the bed. "I know I do. Hey maybe if I puke on them enough times they'll get it."

Chopper sighed. "Nami I'm serious."

"Yeah and I am too." I held my stomach, covered my mouth, and ran into the bathroom.

~5 minutes later~

"Nami are you ok?" Luffy knocked on the door twice and entered.

I was still in the bathroom, I haven't left yet. "I guess so." I slowly stood up and latched myself onto Luffy. "Man that takes a lot of energy."

Luffy laughed. "You hungry? You know since now you have no food in you now."

"Yea I guess. Luffy what do the waves look like outside?"

I let go of Luffy and he ran out of the bathroom, looked at the waves and ran back inside. "There aren't any."

I slowly sat on the ground. "Just as I feared. Nausea."

Luffy sat right next to me, so close that his leg was touching mine. "Nami…I'm hungry, can we go eat now."

I sighed. "Luffy you just found out I'm pregnant and all you can think about is food.

"No! You said you're hungry too!" Luffy stood up.

"I know but it's hard for me to move right now okay?" Rested my head on my hands. "And Franky wouldn't want my vomit everywhere."

"Oi…Nami can I carry you?" I looked at Luffy and smiled.

"Sure." He leaned down and picked me up. And to be honest my stomach felt better.

"Wow Nami your light." He started to walk toward the kitchen.

Before we entered I whispered in his ear, "Don't let go."

The surprising thing is that he responded, "Okay, I promise."

He walked into the kitchen and we saw everyone. "~Nami~swan I have dinner for y-! LUFFY LET GO OF NAMI-SAN!" Sanji could never really get over the fact that Luffy and I are dating.

Its gonna be interesting when he finds out Luffy got me pregnant. "I SAID LET GO OF HER!"

Luffy walked over to a chair and sat down with me still in his arms. "No."

Everyone just sat there while Sanji exploded because of Luffy's response. "Luffy I'm Going To Ask One More Time…Let…Her…Go!"

Luffy looked at me and smiled, I smiled back. He reached out his arm to get food but Sanji moved it.

Luffy sat there silent, his hat over his eyes. "Sanji, she told me not to let go, then I promised her I wouldn't."

Sanji's eyes turned to hearts. "~Nami-swan that isn't true is it~? ~

"Sorry it's true." Everyone started to laugh.

"So Ms. Navigator-san I hear you're having a baby." Robin looked at me and smirked.

Franky stood up. "Really! I shall write a song about it!"

Zoro laughed. "Ha! Nami, sex, impossible!"

Usopp was giggling. "Someone got knocked up!"

Sanji was on the floor unconscious. Chopper was worrying about him.

Luffy had a giant grin painted on his face.

Now back to me, my eyes were opened wide. "ROBIN! How could you spy on me! Wait…when do you spy on me…what do you see?"

Robin chuckled. "Don't worry if I see something I know I'm not supposed to be seeing most the time I don't look."

"What do you mean by 'most of the time'?" I was thing I shouldn't have asked.

"Like when Luffy gave you that flower. It was so cute." Luffy blushed. Robin went on. "Or when he took you shopping and let you buy anything you wanted. And when you two made out in an ally and was caught by the store clerk across the street. Oh and the time you watched the sunset, you told Captain-san you loved him for the first time. Or when you guys told us you were going shopping, but you went to make out in a dressing room instead. And the time you guys slept with each other for the first time." Nami was shocked. But Robin gladly continued. "I said slept, nothing more. And then there was when you and Luffy-san were gonna do something you wanted to do and then what he wanted to do, Luffy wanted to dance in the rain, so you did, then you wanted to kiss in the rain, but it turned out to be making out. Or when-"

"Robin those are private moments. I don't spy on you and Zoro." I was now sitting up straight in Luffy's lap. "You saw all of that. Wow, that makes me feel uncomfortable."

Zoro chuckled. "You guys make out a lot."

"It's nothing to be ashamed of." Robin shoved her carrots onto Zoro's plate without him noticing.

"What are you talking about Robin, that's disgusting." Usopp cringed at the thought of Nami and Luffy making out. "Wait where's Franky?"

Luffy looked around. "I think he went to write a song about Nami-san being pregnant."

Usopp fell over. "Whoa! Robin was serious!"

I gave Luffy a plate. "Yep and that's why you have vomit colored clothes. And why I can't give you that much money. I have to support the baby."

"Whatever you still owe me fifty berries."

"Usopp I said forty!" I finished eating while I was still in Luffy's lap. I carefully got off his lap. "I'll be right back."

Franky ran into the room with his guitar and sang, "~Nami's pregnant! OW!~" He started to do some weird dance moves that are a crime against dancing.

"NAMI~SWAN NO! How Could This Be!" Sanji shot up. "Who…who did this to you?"

Everybody, but me, stared at Luffy.

"Who'd ever think that Luffy would get laid." Zoro looked at Robin and at the carrots that appeared on his plate.

Luffy just laughed. "Hehehe to be honest it was an accident. But it was pretty cool."

"Luffy!" I lunged toward my boyfriend.

Zoro chuckled. "How long was it?"

"A minute." Luffy said proudly.

"Slow. Wait was there an aftermath?" Zoro asked.

Luffy smiled. "Yep."

Zoro smirked. "Nice."

"Luffy cut it out!"

Sanji was falling apart. "How could this be, I lost Robin-chwan to Marimo, and Nami-swan to a baka. Now Nami-swan is pregnant. What happened!"

Chopper sat down next to Robin. "Sanji, that's a different class."

I was moving side to side. "Ok Sanji, yes I'm pregnant, now I really have to go."

"Nami~swan! Where are you going?"

"I have to pee ok, you all happy now."

"~I'll go with you!~" Sanji called after me. Then I heard a loud noise.

I turned around to find Luffy standing over a knocked out Sanji. "ShiShishishishishishi!"

I smiled and walked in the bathroom.

Author's Note: Whew, that was a pretty long chapter. Well it was long to me. I really didn't know where to stop; well this place is as good as any. I hope you enjoyed chapter three. Please review!