How to start…? Hmm… yes. With a run-down of everything that I've been up to since my last update. That seems about right. Okay, ladies and gents, SUPERSPEEDMODE! I've been watching Doctor Who, for which a few fanfictions shall spring from my deranged self. I've also been playing through Twilight Princess like a boss with only three hearts. (Again, LIKE A BOSS!) I've also been rereading the Percy Jackson series in preparation for The Lost Hero, which a certain person says I must read… go figure. ANYWHO… Life has been busy. Between college madness (SPARTA!) and learning more about everyone's favorite two-hearted alien, I was pretty drained of time. It's funny because, of course, my mom found my flash drive and ALL the inspiration I had had when I lost it was suddenly gone. Deceased. No more. And earlier this morning I had an interesting idea about what would happen if Robin Hood was really a girl… and I got this amazing structure for a story that may or may not be valuable to me later on in life. YAY! I has can be Richard Castle? Mrow? *Ahem…* So yeah… enjoi thiz chappah of ridonculousity. And, yesh, I realize that I misspelled all of that. Do I care? Yes. It is for the effect of my crazy voice-changing madness that shall free the world from the creepy enthralls of VASHTA NERADA… I mean… SLITHEEN… uh… DALEKS… no… uhm… RAXICORICOFALLAPATORIANS (Oh, wait… that's just another name for SLITHEEN!)!

The Doctor: What? *continues asking the question for a minute or so as Haninator continues rambling about strange aliens said Doctor has encountered*

Haninator: O.O DOCTOR!

Optimus: And now the chapter will never be written. This is sad.

Haninator: Two seconds, 'kay? I can has see TARDIS?

The Doctor: This really will only take two ticks. Or maybe only one.

Haninator: YAY! *follows Doctor into the TARDIS*

*A second later*

Haninator: O.O *steps out of TARDIS* Always take a banana to a party.

The Doctor: *smiles proudly* Of course!

Chapter Title: Iridescent

Friend: Optimus Prime

Iridescence, that's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it. A human song mentions "a burst of light that blinded every angel." By all means, this could rival that imagery. Never has such power been unleashed in such a pure, beautiful form. The full power of Heaven's Spirit Mode realized, even as I began to wonder whether the usage of such a weapon could ever be justified. The cost in lives that has already been paid would be added to astronomically. But it was for the best, wasn't it? The Federation Alliance stands for all sentient beings. Do I not also fight for the freedom that is their right?

Does the Dark Axis not stand for the oppression of all? Of course, all governments will have their harder times, but for them to declare ineffectuality-inspired war on the Federation Alliance seems out of place. Did the Dark Axis attempt to mend their problems with the Federation before waging war with them? Would not the Federation Alliance listen to them if they had legitimate concerns?

History says the Federation Alliance would. They have structured a good relationship out of all of the criticisms dissenting planets have had for their ways, forming a stronger, more reliable government for the people of the universe. Why shouldn't that be supported? It is my opinion that the Dark Axis was not considering the long-term when they decided to take aggressive action against the Federation. Anyone who had would have wanted to end this war quickly, at the least cost in lives.

In that case, the Federation holds more weight. President Warren seems to want nothing but what is best for those both under her command and rule. She has the makings of a true ruler, though she comes from a young species. This is why I fight for them. I will do all I can to minimize casualties on the battlefield because life is a precious commodity that is all too easily consumed in times of war.

I am Optimus Prime and, for the sake of the civilians and soldiers, we will win this war.

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This chapter brought to you by: the insanity this author experiences while under the influence of copious amounts of coffee, geekouts by the author, and RE: Your Brains and Iridescent—songs that the author only owns via iTunes copies. Thank you for reading.

Haninator: I can has reviews?

Castle: You've MURDERED the English language. You got a ride in the TARDIS and now you want reviews… isn't that asking a little much?

Haninator: Okay… *sighs*

Castle: I admit it, I am a little jealous. Who wouldn't want a ride in the TARDIS, anyways?

The Doctor: Come with me, then.

Castle: O.O BEST DAY EVER!

Haninator: Oh, I apologize for any errors I may have made with the way Heaven's Spirit Mode looks, but yeah… ^^; It's been a while. I also apologize for that. XP I just fail like that. On that note, farewell for now as I should work on another fanfic… and read The Truce at Bakura because it pwns nooblets like a BOSS! Oh, and I also need to do a fanfic for the Doctor. One that incorporates Firefly, another that incorporates Back to the Future… and then Super Smash Brothers… because the Doctor would DEFINITELY want to keep a gladiatorial thing from hurting people… :3 Durrhurr. So, yeah…

The Doctor: Fantastic!

Han Solo: Don't encourage her nonsense.

The Doctor: You do it, too.

Han Solo: Touché.