Because I could see season 3 being really long, I'm just doing two episodes at a time... so this story will be longer after all, if it is a story haha... here's episodes 3.1 and 3.2
James Lester is now hiring one Full-Time staff member. Please Apply in person with your CV.
James Lester and Captain Becker are now friends.
Captain Becker has joined the ARC.
Connor Temple woke up covered in lettuce…
Nick Cutter has commented on this status: Wild night last night?
Captain Becker is now friends with Nick Cutter, Abby Maitland, Jenny Lewis and Connor Temple.
Captain Becker has updated his employment info: Professional Hero.
Connor Temple hates museums. They are soooo boring!
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Now tell everyone the real reason.
Connor Temple has commented on his own status: Shut up, Abby.
Connor Temple and Captain Becker are now friends with Sarah Page.
Sarah Page just saw Ammut! Oh, also, my boss is dead.
Sarah Page is a little puzzled and confused right now.
Connor Temple has written on Sarah Page's Wall: I can read your mind!
Sarah Page has commented on this wall post: No, you can't. Also, you are cursed: doomed for life! Ha!
Connor Temple really really hates museums.
Abby Maitland: If anyone sees a crocodile in the Thames, please let me know.
Nick Cutter is just hanging around.
Abby Maitland likes this.
The Minister is now friends with Christine Johnson.
The Minister has written on James Lester's Wall: Accept the friend request that Christine sent, or you're fired.
James Lester and Christine Johnson are now friends.
James Lester is in a really bad mood and has a migraine.
Christine Johnson has written on James Lester's Wall: Hello, Darling! Love the profile picture.
Connor Temple is way more priceless than an ornamental cat!
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Of course you are!
Connor Temple: And Presto, Chango, Anomaly Locked-o!
Nick Cutter and Abby Maitland like this.
Sarah Page is now friends with Abby Maitland.
Sarah Page has joined the ARC.
Sarah Page has updated her employment info to: Researching Sasquatches.
Sarah Page is now friends with Nick Cutter, Jenny Lewis and James Lester.
Nick Cutter is brilliant.
Jenny Lewis Likes This.
Connor Temple finally has a cool nickname: Sid!
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: And I'm the Nancy to your Sid!
Connor Temple likes this comment.
Nick Cutter has commented on this status: You guys know it wasn't a compliment, right?
Connor Temple is exploring a haunted house with Jenny and Abby.
Connor Temple has written on Abby Maitland's Wall: Where are you?
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's Wall: Boo!
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's Wall: My hero! Muah! Xoxoxoxo
Connor Temple likes this.
Emily has joined facebook.
Danny Quinn has joined facebook.
Sarah Page needs to start looking where she was going so she doesn't crash into random people on the street. Now, where'd I put my ID?
Helen Cutter: Haha, totally just mugged Sarah Page!
Emily is stalking the group The ARC.
Danny Quinn: Trolling the group The ARC. This is fun!
Connor Temple is looking at real estate. Gonna buy a new house with Jenny Lewis.
Connor Temple is riding on a carousel with Jenny Lewis.
Abby Maitland has been abandoned in a haunted house. Hiding under a mattress.
Emily is stalking Abby Maitland on facebook.
Abby Maitland was at the top of the stairs, and now she's at the bottom…Ouch.
Nick Cutter is thoroughly confused by the fact that the spy is here and not dead.
Nick Cutter has written on Helen Cutter's Wall: Whatever you're up to; STOP!
Danny Quinn has just arrested Connor Temple, muahaha!
Connor Temple has written on Jenny Lewis' Wall: Uh, in jail… wanna come bail me out?
Jenny Lewis has written on Connor Temple's Wall: Right, I'm on it.
Jenny Lewis hates police.
Abby Maitland is stalking Emily.
Emily is feeding gherkins to Dobby.
Abby Maitland is now friends with Emily.
Abby Maitland has written on Emily's Wall: From now on, I'll feed Dobby.
Emily has written on Abby Maitland's Wall: You mean I'm fired?
Connor Temple: Freedom at last!
Jenny Lewis has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: You were right and Dobby has returned to Hogwarts.
Nick Cutter has written on Jenny Lewis' Wall: Of course I was right.
Emily is out of work: Playing with her dog.
Danny Quinn has updated his employment info: Unemployed.