This chapter runs from episodes 3.3-3.5
Helen Cutter has created a new event: "Party on the Rooftop"
Helen Cutter has invited The Cleaner, The Cleaner and 12 other friends to Party on the Rooftop.
Helen Cutter has written on The Cleaner's Wall: Jump!
Jenny Lewis feels like a celebrity. Aka: Stupid Paparazzi following me! Help!
James Lester is hoping that his employees aren't wasting his money.
Abby Maitland is thinking she'll go visit all the cute babies in the maternity ward at the hospital today.
Nick Cutter has commented on this status: I'll come! I love babies!
Jenny Lewis likes this comment.
Captain Becker has updated his employment info: Trained Soldier.
Jenny Lewis has written on Sarah Page's Wall: Do you think Nick is cute?
Sarah Page has replied to this post: I s'pose. He's totally wrong for you though, Jenny, but Good Luck!
Abby Maitland: Awww! Cutest babies EVER at the hospital today!
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Do they look like a mixture between a rat, a chipmunk, and a beaver?
Abby Maitland has commented on her own status: Yep! Come see them? Bring Becker!
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Of course! We'll be right there!
Nick Cutter has written on James Lester's Wall: I am Professor Nick Cutter.
Jenny Lewis has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: Wanna go for drinks after work?
Nick Cutter has replied to this post: No. Never.
James Lester is scheduling mental health checkups for his staff.
James Lester has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: Are you feeling okay?
Sarah Page has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: Nick! What's going on? You're acting weird.
James Lester has written on Jenny Lewis' Wall: What's up with Nick?
Jenny Lewis has replied to this post: I wish I knew.
Abby Maitland and Nancy Diictodon are now friends.
Nancy Diictodon has written on Abby Maitland's Wall: Hi!
Helen Cutter has created an event: "Hack the ARC's Page."
Helen Cutter is now friends with Nick Cutter.
James Lester has commented on this news feed item: Nick, you're fired.
Nick Cutter: Uh, Guys! My FB was hacked! Ignore just about everything I've said today!
Jenny Lewis, Sarah Page, and James Lester like this status.
Nick Cutter is no longer friends with Helen Cutter.
Connor Temple has new pets.
Abby Maitland likes this status.
James Lester REALLY doesn't like Helen Cutter.
Helen Cutter has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: Do you know what those new artefact things do?
Abby Maitland has commented on James Lester's Wall: Did you know there are two Nick Cutter's?
Lester James has replied to this post: Noooooooooooooo!
Helen Cutter: Stop! Do Nothing! Obey this status!
The Cleaner, The Cleaner and 12 other friends like this status!
Helen Cutter: Who hacked my account?
James Lester, Abby Maitland, Captain Becker, Nick Cutter and Connor Temple like this status.
Helen Cutter has written on Nick Cutter's Wall: Bang.
Nick Cutter has written on Connor Temple's Wall: I leave you this precious artefact.
Abby Maitland: RIP Cutter.
Connor Temple: RIP Professor
James Lester: RIP Cutter.
Jenny Lewis: RIP Nick. I'll miss you.
Sarah Page: RIP Nick.
Christine Johnson wants the new artefact for Christmas.
Helen Cutter has commented on this status: Me too! They're all the craze! So hard to get a hold of one though.
Sarah Page has written on Connor Temple's Wall: Can I help you work on your artefact?
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Yes, but don't tell anyone I have one.
James Lester has written on Jenny Lewis' Wall: I promote you.
Jenny Lewis has updated her employment information: Team Leader.
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's Wall: You should get some sleep.
Jenny Lewis misses Nick Cutter.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: Chat?
Danny Quinn just witnessed a car robbery. Too bad he's not a copper anymore. Wait, what am I saying? I hated being a cop!
Jenny Lewis has written on Lester James' wall: Christine Johnson is really starting to annoy me. Also, someone broke into my car.
Lester James is having a bad day.
Jack Maitland has joined Facebook.
Jack Maitland is now friends with Abby Maitland.
Abby Maitland is going out with Jack tonight.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: *dislike*
Connor Temple has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: Who's Jack?
Jenny Lewis has commented on this post: I dunno. Ask Abby.
Jenny Lewis really hates the media.
Jenny Lewis has commented on Captain Becker's Wall: Locked in an airport with Connor Temple. Help!
Danny Quinn likes this wall post.
Connor Temple is gonna break down a door!
Connor Temple: Ow!
Danny Quinn to the rescue! Yeah! I'm totally a super hero!
Danny Quinn has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: Jen, please accept my friend request.
Jenny Lewis has replied to this post: No. Leave me alone.
Danny Quinn has written on Connor Temple's wall: Con, please accept my friend request.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: No. You arrested me. Remember?
Danny Quinn has commented on Captain Becker's wall: Becker, please accept my friend request.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: No. Who the hell are you?
Jenny Lewis has commented on Danny Quinn's Wall: Quit following us! This is Facebook, not twitter!
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Yay! You're talking to me! And it's not my fault your privacy settings suck.
Danny Quinn loves his new friends. They are soooo cool!
Jenny Lewis has commented on this status: We are NOT your friends. *dislike*
James Lester has written on Christine Johnson's wall: Leave us alone.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: Why don't you like me?
James Lester has replied to his own post: Because I know you….
Danny Quinn has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: Want some help? I could work for you.
Jenny Lewis has replied to this post: No.
Jenny Lewis is really wishing people would start listening to her!
James Lester likes this status.
James Lester has commented on this status: Now we understand each other.
Abby Maitland has checked into the airport using FB places.
Abby Maitland is watching the brilliant Connor Temple release his new invention.
Connor Temple has a headache.
Danny Quinn is flying a helicopter!
Captain Becker has written on Abby Maitland's Wall: You know, you REALLY need to invest in a bigger car...
Jenny Lewis has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Are you insane?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Probably.
Danny Quinn just had a brilliant day at his new job!
Jenny Lewis has commented on this status: You DO realise that you don't work here, right?
Jenny Lewis has finally gotten rid of the media! Yay!
Connor Temple has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: You did fantastic today!
Jenny Lewis has replied to this post: Awww! Thanks Connor! You too! *hugs*
Abby Maitland has listed Jack Maitland as her brother.
Connor Temple likes this news item.
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's wall: Can you move out for a bit so Jack can move in?
Connor Temple is living at the ARC with Sid Diictodon and Nancy Diictodon.
Danny Quinn has written on The ARC's homepage: Seriously guys, you really need to work on your privacy settings. They are terrible.
Danny Quinn has requested to join the group The ARC.
Connor Temple has written on Nancy Diictodon's wall: Have you seen Sid?
Nancy Diictodon has replied to this post: Hi!
Sarah Page is discovering new features on her artefact!
Abby Maitland is brilliant!
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's Wall: I'm brilliant, Am I Right?
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Yep. Brilliant.
Danny Quinn has commented on Connor Temple's Wall: What's that behind you?
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Mind Your Own Bees' Wax! But it was invented by Le Connor Temple: The Great!
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I think it's broken.
Christine Johnson has checked into the ARC using FB places.
Lester James has commented on this news item: *dislike*
Jenny Lewis is feeling a bit dazed and confused.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: What's up, Jen?
Jenny Lewis has commented on her own status: I think I might be someone else….
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's Wall: I have some fungi for you to analyse…
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Le sigh.
Christine Johnson has written on James Lester: Can you find me one of those artefact things please? I really want one.
James Lester has replied to this post: Ask Santa.
Connor Temple has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: Stay away from the fungus!
Danny Quinn has written on Sarah Page's Wall: Please trust me and be my friend!
Sarah Page and Danny Quinn are now friends.
Danny Quinn has written on Connor Temple's wall: Look! We have a mutual friend! NOW will you accept my friend request?
Connor Temple and Danny Quinn are now friends.
James Lester: All I want for Christmas is one Plan B.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Shouldn't that be your two front teeth?
James Lester has commented on his own status: No, you idiot. My teeth are impeccable.
Danny Quinn would really like to work for the ARC.
Sarah Page and Connor Temple like this.
James Lester and Danny Quinn are now friends.
James Lester has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: I'm sending Danny to help you.
Jenny Lewis' day is not getting any better.
Danny Quinn is on his way to grill a giant living mushroom! Who wants lunch?
Connor Temple is freezing cold!
Sarah Page has commented on this status: It was your idea to turn the heat down.
Sarah Page has written on Jenny Lewis' wall: Don't let Danny Quinn grill any mushrooms. They are better frozen!
Jenny Lewis has replied to this post: You mean I should cook them?
Sarah Page has replied to this post: …No… you should freeze them…
Jenny Lewis has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Don't grill the mushrooms! Sarah likes them cold.
Danny Quinn is delivering mushrooms to the freezer.
Jenny Lewis: Help! I got locked in the freezer!
Danny Quinn to the rescue! Again! I love this job!
Jenny Lewis has commented on Danny Quinn's wall: Fine, you saved me. I guess we I'll accept your friend request.
Jenny Lewis and Danny Quinn are now friends.
Jenny Lewis has deleted her Facebook account.
Danny Quinn: What the hell? Am I really that bad?
Sarah Page has commented on this status: Don't worry, Danny, we all like you.
James Lester has written on Danny Quinn's Wall: Want a job here?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: What gave it away?
Danny Quinn has updated his employment info: Team Leader.
James Lester has written on Connor Temple's Wall: If you put some trousers on, you can live with me.
Connor Temple has replied to this: Seriously? High Five to the Boss Man!
Lester James doesn't make mistakes often… but he probably just made a huge one.