Author's Note: This Chapter Covers Episodes 3.6 - 3.8 Also, Bold Font = stuff posted on Google Plus instead of Facebook.
Abby Maitland: Strange dream last night: Connor was in a tux.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: How'd I look?
Abby Maitland has commented on her own status: Quite handsome, actually.
Connor Temple likes this comment.
Danny Quinn is playing hide and seek with Captain Becker. He's it.
Danny Quinn has written on Captain Becker's Wall: Catch me if you can!
Captain Becker has poked Danny Quinn.
Danny Quinn: Drat.
Christine Johnson is stalking the ARC Facebook page. Ha.
James Lester: I swear, if anyone sees someone who looks just like me hanging out with Connor Temple, you're hallucinating. I mean seriously, does that sound like something I would do?
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Yes.
James Lester has commented on his own status: You're fired.
Nancy Diictodon is helping to shred classified papers.
Abby Maitland is kicking her little brother's butt.
Connor Temple likes this status.
Sarah Page has written on Connor Temple's wall: Con, you're a genius!
Connor Temple likes this wall post.
Connor Temple has written on Sarah Page's wall: Woah! Never seen that feature of the new artefact before…
Sarah Page has commented on this post: So cool! No wonder everyone wants one.
Connor Temple has commented on this post: Yep, and it's all ours!
Christine Johnson is taking charge. Who wants to help me steal Connor Temple and Sarah Page's artefact? All the stores are sold out. Still.
James Lester has commented on Captain Becker's wall: Stop making up new definitions for common words.
Danny Quinn has written on Connor Temple's wall: Rumour has it that Christine Johnson is going to steal your guys' artefact. You'd better go hide!
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Nooooooo! Where?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I am the hide and seek master. I'll come with. We'll take the girls to keep up company.
Captain Becker has been left out of a fantastic game of hide and seek so that he can stall Christine Johnson. Hmmph. How is that fair?
Danny Quinn should've been a race car driver.
James Lester has written on The Minister's wall: Hello? Have you blocked me? I can't see your photos anymore….
Christine Johnson has written on James Lester's wall: The Minister gave me your job.
James Lester has replied to this post: What? Why?
Christine Johnson: I told him I wouldn't stop begging for an artefact until he did.
Sarah Page has written on Connor Temple's wall: You owe me a mobile.
Christine Johnson has written on Captain Becker's wall: You work for me now.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Yeah, sure, okay.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: Just like that?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Just like that.
Captain Becker thinks that some people are soooooo gullible.
Jack Maitland is now friends with Tony.
Jack Maitland has created an event "Party at My Sister's"
Jack Maitland has invited Tony to Party at My Sister's.
Jack Maitland has written on Tony's wall: I'll bet you one lizard that I can whip your behind at Poker…
Tony has replied to this post: I accept.
Jack Maitland is out a lizard, but it probably doesn't matter seeing as he's a dead man when Abby finds out anyway.
Sarah Page: I love this hiding spot! So much history here!
Connor Temple has commented on this status: I hate it. No video games.
Abby Maitland has written on Danny Quinn's wall: I'm hungry.
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I have candy! I found it on the car floor.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: That's gross!
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Is that the candy I spilled last year?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Probably.
Connor Temple thinks the new house is getting better! I found a generator. Plus, I get to live with Abby again here.
Abby Maitland likes this status.
Connor Temple has commented on this own status: If you like this, why'd you ask me to move out?
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Dunno. Deal with it.
Connor Temple thinks that women are confusing.
Danny Quinn likes this.
Abby Maitland has written on Sarah Page's wall: Am I going crazy, or is there strange opera music playing in the middle of nowhere?
Sarah Page has replied to this post: I hear it too, but that could just mean we're both crazy.
Sarah Page has discovered an amazing journal written in code.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Did you even notice the skeleton holding it?
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Shhhh… I'm trying to read here.
Abby Maitland: Connor is in a tux! It's a dream come true!
Connor Temple likes this status.
Abby Maitland: Not how I meant it, Con.
Connor Temple has written on Abby Maitland's wall: Game time. See if you can guess these song lyrics: "Shall we dance? On a bright cloud of music, shall we fly? Shall we dance? Shall we then say goodnight, and mean goodbye? Or perchance, when the last little star has left the sky, shall we still be together, with are arms around each other? And shall you be my new romance? With a clear understanding that this kind of thing can happen, shall we dance, shall we dance, shall we dance?"
Abby Maitland likes this post.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Obviously shall we dance. And I love that movie. I'm surprised you know it, not much sci-fi in it.
Connor Temple has replied to this post:: Used to have to watch it every Christmas at me grandmum's house. This place reminds me of that.
Danny Quinn is being chased by a giant ostrich.
Connor Temple should also be a race car driver.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Let me off here first please.
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Faster Con! You can win this bird race!
Sarah Page is keeping score: Connor 0… tree 1.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Are you okay?
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Yep, but never getting in a car that Connor is driving again.
Danny Quinn has posted on Connor Temple's wall: You could've killed Sarah with your driving, therefore: you're bird bait.
Abby Maitland has commented on this post: Danny, I'm gonna kill you.
Connor Temple likes this comment.
Abby Maitland: Never expected to be crawling through an ostrich infested wheatfield in a fancy dress today.
Sarah Page has written on Abby Maitland's wall: Wanna go play hopscotch with the boys?
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Absolutely.
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: You all can play your silly hopscotch if you want, but I'm gonna go play Pop Goes the Weasel. Or should I say Pop goes the Ostrich?
Connor Temple has been arrested. Again.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Don't look at me. I'm with you. Wanna play Pop Goes the Bad Guy?
Captain Becker has written on Christine Johnson's wall: Let's go hang out with the Minister.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: How about, No? Get to work.
Captain Becker has written on the Minister's Wall: Christine doesn't wanna be friends w/ you anymore.
Danny Quinn is trying out for Cirque du Soleil.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: You know those are Terror Birds, not Talent Scouts, right?
Danny Quinn has commented on his own status: Oh crap.
Danny Quinn is a genius.
Captain Becker is arresting everyone! Yay for Power!
Christine Johnson likes this status.
Connor Temple has replied to this status: AGAIN?
Captain Becker has written on Christine Johnson's wall: Here's an artefact!
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: You rock!
James Lester has written on Christine Johnson's wall: The Minister says I get my job back! Ha!
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: Wha?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Told ya we should hang out with him.
Connor Temple has written on Christine Johnson's wall: I'll just be taking that artefact back, thank-you.
Abby Maitland has written on Jack Maitland's Wall: Where's Rex?
Jack Maitland has replied to this post: Lent him to Tony.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Idiot.
Connor Temple likes this comment.
Connor Temple is being interrogated.
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: That's because you're acting weird.
Sarah Page likes this comment.
Sarah Page is going out in the field!
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: No, you're not.
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Am too.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Are not!
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Am too!
Sarah Page is in the field with all her besties. Well, actually, it's more of a junkyard, but whatev.
Abby Maitland: Awww there's a poor injured dragon here!
Sir William De Mornay has joined Facebook.
Sir Willian de Mornay doesn't think he's on MySpace anymore! Now, where's that dragon, Toto gone?
Sir William de Mornay really hates Facebook.
Danny Quinn is wondering where his damsel in distress is.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: Here! In fact, I'm so distressed I think I'll just hang out here in this junkyard while you lot run after knights and dragons.
Danny Quinn has commented on his own status: Yeah, sure, no worries.
Sir William de Mornay is fighting all the horrible beasts of Facebook. They seem to be called Facebook Ads.
Connor Temple has written on Sir William de Mornay's wall: Accept my friend request?
Sir William de Mornay has replied to this post: No.
Danny Quinn has written on Sir William de Mornay's wall: Accept my friend request?
Sir William de Mornay has replied to this post: No.
Sarah Page is playing dress up. Again. Just like at the Safe House. Why did no one tell me that field work always involves fancy outfits?
Sarah Page: Making the manly soldier hold my purse… just for my own amusement of course.
Sarah Page is going to be out of range for a bit, so if you're trying to call her mobile, please call back in an hour. Thanks.
Abby Maitland has written on Captain Becker's wall: If you harm the dragon, I'll shoot you.
Abby Maitland has written on Captain Becker's wall: I have a new job for you.
Captain Becker has updated his employment info: Dinosaur Transporter.
Connor Temple: Crazy lady screaming in my face…
Connor Temple: Anyone want to play darts?
Abby Maitland: My dragon needs a vet.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: I'll call one.
Abby Maitland has commented on her own status: No, not enough time. I'll do it.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: But you just said…. *sigh*
Abby Maitland is nervous about performing surgery on a wannabe dragon.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: *insert vague random pep talk here* Sorry, not in the mood for the real thing, Abs.
Abby Maitland has commented on her own status: Thanks… I think.
Sarah Page is back from the land of MySpace. It sucks. Back on Facebook.
Sarah Page has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Meet you at the old church!
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: No, stay where you are.
Sarah Page has replied to this post: Oops! Sorry, deleted your comment before I could read it. Oh well, see you at the church. Going off line now, k, bye.
Connor Temple has written on Jack Maitland's wall: Get Abby's lizard back, now! Or else…
Jack Maitland has replied to this post: I can't.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Okay fine, I'll do it.
Danny Quinn is fencing with a fence post.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: And losing…
Danny Quinn has commented on his own status: Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah Page has written on Sir William de Mornay's wall: Please accept my friendship request.
Sarah Page is now friends with Sir William de Mornay.
Sir William de Mornay has written on Sarah Page's wall: What do you want?
Sarah Page has replied to this post: To tell you that you don't belong here. Go back to MySpace. There's a hot chick over there trying to add you as a friend.
Sir William de Mornay hates Facebook and is heading back to MySpace.
Sir William de Mornay has deleted his Facebook account.
Connor Temple has written on Abby Maitland's wall: You know, you can't keep the dragon…
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Just watch me.
Connor Temple has written on Captain Becker's wall: I need a favour.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: No.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: It involves you looking all macho and scaring some kid with a gun.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: I'm in.
Connor Temple has written on Tony's wall: Give me my lizard.
Tony has replied to this post: No.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Give Connor his lizard.
Tony has replied to this post: Okay.
Sarah Page is fearing for her life.
Abby Maitland, Connor Temple and Captain Becker like this status.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Oh c'mon guys! My driving's not that bad!a
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: I'd sooner get in a car with Connor driving.
Connor Temple thinks he needs a new car: preferably one of the ones that just drove by.
Danny Quinn and Captain Becker like this status.
Sarah Page has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Don't even think about it. There's no way we're letting you in a race car.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Guys, quit chatting and let's go.
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I'll drive!
Abby Maitland has ruined her new trainers by stepping in goo.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: If you was me girlfriend I'd buy you new ones…
Abby Maitland likes this comment.
Sarah Page has written on Danny Quinn's wall: I hate bugs.
Abby Maitland has written on Jack Maitland's wall: Stay out of my stuff! Stupid Snoop!
Jack Maitland has replied to this post: Okay, I'm thinking you don't fully understand what the role of a little brother is…
James Lester: Ni hao, ni hao ma.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Say wha?
James Lester is attending the event "Dinner with the Chinese Ambassador".
Connor Temple has commented on this news item: Can I come?
James Lester has replied to this comment: No.
Jack Maitland just beat a new level in his video game.
Connor Temple likes this status.
Jack Maitland is talking to a lizard, that's how bored he is. Thinking he'll go spy on his sister.
Danny Quinn: Bored out of my mind. Definitely not getting the hype about these new artefact things.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: I'm over it too. So dull.
Danny Quinn has just discovered something: The artefact came from Google Plus!
Sarah Page has commented on this status: Really? Okay, now it's interesting again.
Jack Maitland thinks race cars are way cooler than bicycles.
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: And yet… you ride a bike. Therefore, you aren't cool. Wait… where are you?
Jack Maitland has joined Google Plus.
Jack Maitland is wondering where everyone is? Why is this place so dead?
Abby Maitland has joined Google Plus.
Connor Temple has joined Google Plus.
Captain Becker has joined Google Plus.
Danny Quinn has joined Google Plus.
Captain Becker hates Google Plus. There's no one here. Can't we just go back to Facebook?
Abby Maitland has commented on this post: After we find out why Jack switched.
Danny Quinn has commented on this post: Facebook is better.
Connor Temple has commented on this post: This. We should go back.
Abby Maitland is mad at everyne.
Abby Maitland has added Jack Maitland to her circle of friends.
Sarah Page hates bugs.
Sarah Page wants to know why no one is updating their facebooks.
Sarah Page: Okay, seriously guys, like my status if you are reading this.
Sarah Page is going to attempt to hack Facebook to find out where all her friends have gone.
Jack Maitland hates Google Plus.
Abby Maitland has commented on this post: Yay! Then we can all go back and be friends again.
Abby Maitland: Uh, guys, Facebook seems to be down.
Connor Temple has commented on this post: Weird, it's like someone's hacking into it.
Captain Becker has commented on this post: Keep refreshing!
Eve has added Danny Quinn and Captain Wilder to her circles.
Danny Quinn: What the hell? Why did someone I don't know just put me in her circle? Someone please fix Facebook!
Sarah Page gives up. Hacking Facebook is too hard. Sorry to all users for that slight downtime. Hit a wrong key while swatting at a bug.
Abby Maitland: Facebook's back up!
Abby Maitland loves Facebook!
Connor Temple, Captain Becker, Jack Maitland, Sarah Page and Danny Quinn like this status.
Jack Maitland has written on Abby Maitland's wall: Sorry, I really thought Google Plus would be great. PS: I'm moving out of your flat.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Maybe that's for the best…
Jack Maitland has replied to this post: Can we talk about Connor?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Sure, what about Connor?
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Uh… Jack, send me an inbox message, yeah?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Rats!
Abby Maitland likes Connor Temple's photo.
Connor Temple has written on Abby Maitland's wall: Uh, Abs, why are you looking at my photos?
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Random subject change time! Jack said you saved Rex for me. Thanks!
Connor Temple has replied to this post: That's because I like you so much.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: *him. Sorry, type, I meant I like Rex.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Better the first time. Xxxxx
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Get a room.
Connor Temple had the best day ever!
Danny Quinn has written on James Lester's wall: Some chick named Eve added me to her Google Plus circles and also she added some dude named Captain Wilder.
James Lester has replied to this post: Uh oh, Captain Wilder is friends with Christine Johnson on Facebook… Did you delete her?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I deleted Google Plus, that site sucks.
James Lester has replied to this post: What the hell were you doing on Google Plus anyway? Never mind, I don't want to know.
Eve has joined Facebook.