James Lester has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Get here now!
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Sorry, stuck in traffic, Boss.
James Lester has replied to this post: Don't do anything stupid.
Danny Quinn has checked in to Christine's HQ using FB Places.
James Lester has written on Connor Temple's wall: Do not drink from the carton or leave any specimens in the ice tray.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Spoil sport.
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's wall: I'm at your front door. Lemme in.
James Lester has replied to this post: MY front door, which Connor is NOT allowed to open.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Why not? It's Abby…
James Lester has replied to this post: Do not ask me why.
James Lester has written on Connor Temple's wall: And whatever you do, do not answer my phone.
Abby Maitland has written on Connor Temple's wall: Rex misses you.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: And we him. Can Sid & Nancy live with you again? Lester's a bit… grumpy lately.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Of course.
James Lester has written on Connor Temple's wall: Do not sit on my sofa.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: Can I?
James Lester has replied to this post: Wait, are you in my flat? I'm sure I gave Connor a direct answer about answering my door.
Abby Maitland has replied to this post: I am… and I'm sitting on the sofa too.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Uh, Abs. No offence, love that you're here and all, but I've nowhere else to go, so please don't get me kicked out of Lester's. Unless you want me back at your place that is.
Abby Maitland has written on James Lester's wall: Oi, did I mention I've got Rex at your flat too?
Connor Temple has written on Danny Quinn's wall: There's an alert. Where are you?
Danny Quinn is wondering… does no one read my Facebook?
Christine Johnson is now friends with Eve.
Christine Johnson has written on Eve's wall: Tell me all about yourself.
Eve has replied to this post: I don't know you.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: C'mon. We're friends on Facebook!
Eve has replied to this post: Fine. I'm a fb convert from Google Plus. It sucks there.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: Tell me more.
Eve has replied to this post: First, take me to see Lester.
Danny Quinn is stalking Christine's HQ fb page.
Christine Johnson has commented on this status: *dislike*
Connor Temple is going camping with Abby Maitland, Captain Becker and Sarah Page.
Sarah Page has written on Connor Temple's wall: Do you even know what peaceful means?
Danny Quinn is now friends with Eve.
Connor Temple has removed Rhinos from Pages he likes.
Sarah Page is slightly embarrassed at the moment. Stupid Rhinos.
Connor Temple likes this status.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: I know! Rhinos suck!
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: But they're so cute!
Abby Maitland has changed her relationship status to: In a relationship with Guy In A Pink Bra.
Connor Temple has commented on this news item: What the hell?
Abby Maitland has commented on her news item: Sarah! Becker! Stop hacking my fb!
Abby Maitland is now single.
Connor Temple has commented on this news item: So you were "hacked" in the ridiculous stupid Facebook definition of the word?
Abby Maitland has commented on her news item: Yes.
Connor Temple likes this comment.
Danny Quinn is taking Eve to see the rhinos.
Eve has commented on this status: Is that a weird nickname for Lester?
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: No.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: But we could make it one…
Eve has commented on this status: Le sigh. I really need to go see Lester.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: Who the hell are you?
Abby Maitland is looking for good homes for 30 rare rhinos. Free to a loving family. I'd keep them myself if they'd fit in the flat.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: I'll help you, Abby.
Eve has commented on this status: If I find them all good homes within the next five minutes will you take me to see Lester?
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Who the hell are you?
Eve has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Okay, the rhinos all have homes. Can we go see Lester now?
Connor Temple has replied to this post: What the heck? How?
Eve has replied to this post: Was simple enough. Rhinos are in high demand these days.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: I don't believe that.
Danny Quinn has written on Sarah Page's wall: I stole this book from Eve for you. I know you love books and I thought you'd like it.
Sarah Page has replied to this post: Thanks Danny!
Danny Quinn has written on James Lester's wall: I'm bringing Eve to meet you.
James Lester has replied to this post: Who the hell is Eve?
James Lester has a headache.
Connor Temple has written on Sarah Page's wall: Good book?
Sarah Page has replied to this post: Dunno yet, just started!
Christine Johnson has written on Danny Quinn's wall: Where is she?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: I dunno.
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: I can see her behind you…
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Then why'd you ask.
Sarah Page has written on Connor Temple's wall: Woah! Claudia Brown is in this book.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Woah x2! For realz?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Who is Claudia Brown?
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Did you sleep through orientation? It was kind of an important name to know…
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Okay busted, so tell me who she is.
Sarah Page has replied to this post: Cutter's imaginary friend.
Captain Becker's job gets more unbelievable daily.
Connor Temple has written on Sarah Page's wall: Other than Cutter, there was only one person that knew about Claudia Brown.
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Helen!
Sarah Page has replied to this post: Wait…if you'd never heard of Claudia Brown then how did you know who has heard of her?
Captain Becker has replied to this post: Come on, Sarah! You were there when Cutter told us that if anything doesn't make sense, Helen is behind it!
Abby Maitland has written on Eve's wall: Do I know you?
Eve has replied to this post: No. I mean yes.
Eve has changed her name to Helen Cutter.
Danny and Helen Cutter are no longer friends.
Helen Cutter has written on James Lester's wall: I'll kill Christine if you don't give me the artefact.
James Lester has replied to this post: Really? Sweet!
Christine Johnson has replied to this post: *Dislike*
James Lester has written on Connor Temple's wall: Give Helen the artefact.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: No.
James Lester has replied to this post: Yes.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Okay.
Helen Cutter will be deleting her Facebook account right after this status update. If you follow me, I will kill Christine.
James Lester has posted a message on the ARC page: Everyone follow Helen.
Helen Cutter has deleted her Facebook account.
Danny Quinn: RIP Christine
Captain Becker: RIP Christine
Abby Maitland: RIP Christine
Connor Temple: RIP Christine.
James Lester is wondering if anyone actually knew Christine…
Connor Temple thinks that Helen has switched to Google Plus.
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Nooooo! We have to go back!
Captain Becker is giving away stun grenades.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: Cool! Can I have one?
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: Why do I get the feeling this is a very bad idea?
Danny Quinn has written on Captain Becker's wall: Go to Christine's HQ and take Sarah with you.
Sarah Page has replied to this post: I wanna stay with Danny.
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Not this time. We're going to Google Plus.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: Who's we?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: Me, You, and Abby.
Connor Temple has replied to this post: I was afraid you were going to say that. Do I get a choice?
Danny Quinn has replied to this post: If you don't come, you don't get a stun grenade.
Connor Temple has deleted his Facebook account
Abby Maitland has deleted her Facebook account
Danny Quinn has deleted his Facebook account
Danny Quinn is now on Google Plus.
Abby Maitland is now on Google Plus
Connor Temple is now on Google Plus.
Danny Quinn: I see Helen's account. Let's subscribe to her.
Danny Quinn has added Helen Cutter to his circle of friends.
Abby Maitland has added Helen Cutter to her circle of friends.
Connor Temple has added Helen Cutter to his circle of friends.
Helen Cutter is going to save the world.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: That's a good one, now tell us another.
Helen Cutter has commented on this status: Go away, Danny. Also, go away Abby and Connor. I can see you stalking me.
Helen Cutter is going to eliminate humans.
Connor Temple has commented on this status: *Dislike*
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: As a human, I'm offended.
Sarah Page still hates insects.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: They're good if you grill them.
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Really? Let's try… Oh, you're right! Grilled bugs are good. Are there any more?
Captain Becker has commented on this status: Let's go look.
Helen Cutter has broken the artefact. If I can't have it, no one can. Ha!
Connor Temple has commented on this status: NOOOOO! That was MINE!
Helen Cutter has deleted Google Plus.
Sarah Page misses Danny Quinn.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: What about Abby and Connor?
Sarah Page has commented on her own status: Yes, them too.
Connor Temple is wondering where Helen has gone.
Danny Quinn has commented on this status: Can you do a google search for her?
Connor Temple has found Helen. She has a MySpace profile.
Connor Temple has deleted Google Plus.
Connor Temple has created a MySpace account.
Abby Maitland has deleted Google Plus
Abby Maitland has created a MySpace account
Danny Quinn has deleted Google Plus
Danny Quinn has created a MySpace account
Danny Quinn: First thoughts, better than G+
Helen Cutter feels like she's being stalked.
Abby Maitland is playing tag with a dinosaur.
Connor Temple is in a tree with Danny Quinn and Abby Maitland.
Connor Temple has installed a very bad virus into his computer and no longer has any access to Facebook whatsoever. We are stuck in MySpace guys.
Abby Maitland has commented on this status: *Dislike*
Connor Temple WAS in a tree with Danny Quinn and Abby Maitland
Connor Temple hurt his ankle. And his arm. And his ribs. And his leg. And his elbow. And his shoulder.
Helen Cutter is deleting MySpace. Too many stalkers. Maybe MSN is better.
Helen Cutter is no longer on MySpace.
Helen Cutter has just signed in to MSN.
Abby Maitland has posted on Danny Quinn's profile: Go sign up for MSN. I'll stay here and help Connor with this stupid virus.
Danny Quinn is no longer on MySpace
Danny Quinn has just signed into MSN
Sarah Page has an idea.
Captain Becker has commented on this status: Famous last words.
Sarah Page has commented on this status: Don't jinx me.
Danny Quinn has added Helen Cutter as a contact on MSN
Danny Quinn: Helen, Wanna see this cool picture of a dinosaur? Click accept to download.
Helen Cutter: Downloading picture of a raptor.
Helen Cutter has logged off of MSN
Danny Quinn: Haha! That totally had a virus in it! You're computer is toast!
Danny Quinn: Wait, you can't hear me, can you?
Connor Temple has written on Abby Maitland's MySpace profile: Connor and Abby, sitting in a tree…
Abby Maitland has commented on this: Don't be dull, Connor. Imagine a happy place.
Connor Temple has commented on this: That's what I was just doing, Abs.
Abby Maitland has commented on this: A beach, Con. Imagine a beach.
Connor Temple has commented on this: Okay, a beach. And you. In a bikini.
Abby Maitland has commented on this: Le sigh. Fine. A beach and me in a bikini.
Connor Temple has commented on this: Oh! I got a much happier place! Can I move back into your flat?
Abby Maitland has commented on this: Now you're talking!
Danny Quinn: Okay, MSN sucks when you're the only one online.
Danny Quinn: Uh, Oh, that virus got into my computer too… I can't get back onto any websites. Where's Connor when you need him.
Danny Quinn: Okay, this is boring….